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I am stoned goddess

 
Dace

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I smoked a joint with my neighbor while we re-tiled his kitchen....... so I guess I'm a stoned-mason. 5a
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I smoked a joint with my neighbor while we re-tiled his kitchen....... so I guess I'm a stoned-mason. 5a
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You a regular comedian. Got a laugh out of me
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I really am a drumk goddess now or a drunk one.

It took me like 5 times to get this/that sentence out


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 Quoting: HollyWho


cheers

Wish I had some booze. jimi
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Sorry...I'll drink one for you. You're not really a stripper are ya?
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Well now that I have y'all intrigued... I offer no further comment on the matter. cool5
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I smoked a joint with my neighbor while we re-tiled his kitchen....... so I guess I'm a stoned-mason. 5a
 Quoting: Dace


That's fucking awesome!!!

Can't say I've ever known a stoned mason.



On another note... I totally missed the party in my thread last night. Sorry guys... tomato
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I really am a drumk goddess now or a drunk one.

It took me like 5 times to get this/that sentence out


banana2
 Quoting: HollyWho


cheers

Wish I had some booze. jimi
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Sorry...I'll drink one for you. You're not really a stripper are ya?
 Quoting: danwa


Well now that I have y'all intrigued... I offer no further comment on the matter. cool5
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


is that the blender I hear? Father's Day Margaritas!!
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I really am a drumk goddess now or a drunk one.

It took me like 5 times to get this/that sentence out


banana2
 Quoting: HollyWho


cheers

Wish I had some booze. jimi
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Sorry...I'll drink one for you. You're not really a stripper are ya?
 Quoting: danwa


only when she comes down east to visit me & we go camping
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32870951


No... that's when I go down south. angel22
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cheers

Wish I had some booze. jimi
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Sorry...I'll drink one for you. You're not really a stripper are ya?
 Quoting: danwa


Well now that I have y'all intrigued... I offer no further comment on the matter. cool5
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


is that the blender I hear? Father's Day Margaritas!!
 Quoting: danwa


No margaritas for me... just my landlords wine. Add it to the list of shit to replace before he comes back into town.

cruise
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cheers

Wish I had some booze. jimi
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Sorry...I'll drink one for you. You're not really a stripper are ya?
 Quoting: danwa


only when she comes down east to visit me & we go camping
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32870951


No... that's when I go down south. angel22
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


banana2

LOL!!
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How does one go down East?
 Quoting: danwa


she rides a harley-davidson
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32870951


lol...down South ...over East
 Quoting: danwa


yes, well Canada is a big country & the east kinda dips down compared to the west.
so I say it like that.
cheers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32870951


Plus I'm up north... aaaaaaaaaaaaand I don't drive a harley wtf is that about?

lmao
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You'll always be Maiden of the North.. lol
Well, hell I like them both. Doesn't matter you're cool with either name..

I'm on my phone so not logged in..
4H
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15383548


I am still the lady of the snow, maiden of the north... the one who was fooled once....

Miss you 4H!!! <3
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she rides a harley-davidson
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32870951


lol...down South ...over East
 Quoting: danwa


yes, well Canada is a big country & the east kinda dips down compared to the west.
so I say it like that.
cheers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32870951


Plus I'm up north... aaaaaaaaaaaaand I don't drive a harley wtf is that about?

lmao
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Well you can come down South and visit me!!
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yes, well Canada is a big country & the east kinda dips down compared to the west.
so I say it like that.
cheers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32870951


works for me. I'm about as South as it gets.
 Quoting: danwa


when you look at a map everything looks flat.
but actually its quite different.
if you checkout the parallels on the globe you'll see the most southern part of British Columbia Canada is at the 48th parallel.
the check Ottawa Canada its at the 45th parallel.
which is more south (or down) thumbs
thats why I always say > down east! lol
I always look at the world as a round ball not as a flat map.
when im talking about west I say > im going out west! lol
I dont say im going up west though.

where are you in the south? southern texas? or?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32870951


I got ya. I'm in FL.
 Quoting: danwa


Where in FL?

I can hit you up next time I'm in PCB at the beach house.
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works for me. I'm about as South as it gets.
 Quoting: danwa


when you look at a map everything looks flat.
but actually its quite different.
if you checkout the parallels on the globe you'll see the most southern part of British Columbia Canada is at the 48th parallel.
the check Ottawa Canada its at the 45th parallel.
which is more south (or down) thumbs
thats why I always say > down east! lol
I always look at the world as a round ball not as a flat map.
when im talking about west I say > im going out west! lol
I dont say im going up west though.

where are you in the south? southern texas? or?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32870951


I got ya. I'm in FL.
 Quoting: danwa


Where in FL?

I can hit you up next time I'm in PCB at the beach house.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Close! Pensacola.
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I never been there before but I hear it can be warm
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32870951


Born and raised here. It gets damn hot in the Summer. I'm in the Panhandle, so while the Winters can get cold, it's nothing like what you guys experience.

drunk edit
 Quoting: danwa


have you ever had to heat your house before ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32870951


Of course Winter only lasts about 2 months! We do have a damn nice beach to cool off.
 Quoting: danwa


I swim there in the winter... and get wierd looks. Must be a Canadian thing. Your winters are like our spring/summer

cruise
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Born and raised here. It gets damn hot in the Summer. I'm in the Panhandle, so while the Winters can get cold, it's nothing like what you guys experience.

drunk edit
 Quoting: danwa


have you ever had to heat your house before ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32870951


Of course Winter only lasts about 2 months! We do have a damn nice beach to cool off.
 Quoting: danwa


I swim there in the winter... and get wierd looks. Must be a Canadian thing. Your winters are like our spring/summer

cruise
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


I do too. Love to dive.
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night. No way I could deal with your Winter weather!!
 Quoting: danwa


thats why we get a hot woman & some whiskey.

thumbs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32870951


There's a lot of fun shit you get to do in the snow and cold... tends to always involve drinking... ski-doo, build igloos, ice fish... other random drunken snow stunts.

lmao
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I liked Stoned Goddess the best.

I remember last year you were FooledMeOnce right? That was the name I remember when I first came to GLP.
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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night. No way I could deal with your Winter weather!!
 Quoting: danwa


thats why we get a hot woman & some whiskey.

thumbs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32870951


There's a lot of fun shit you get to do in the snow and cold... tends to always involve drinking... ski-doo, build igloos, ice fish... other random drunken snow stunts.

lmao
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Everything here involves drinking.
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when you look at a map everything looks flat.
but actually its quite different.
if you checkout the parallels on the globe you'll see the most southern part of British Columbia Canada is at the 48th parallel.
the check Ottawa Canada its at the 45th parallel.
which is more south (or down) thumbs
thats why I always say > down east! lol
I always look at the world as a round ball not as a flat map.
when im talking about west I say > im going out west! lol
I dont say im going up west though.

where are you in the south? southern texas? or?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32870951


I got ya. I'm in FL.
 Quoting: danwa


Where in FL?

I can hit you up next time I'm in PCB at the beach house.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Close! Pensacola.
 Quoting: danwa


horyshit


The fact you're on the gulf is pretty sweet... anyone I've ever talked to from there is on the other side.
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I liked Stoned Goddess the best.

I remember last year you were FooledMeOnce right? That was the name I remember when I first came to GLP.
 Quoting: eekers


We must have came here around the same time then... FooledMeOnce was my original name...

But Stoned Goddess has always been my handle wherever I go... since the beginning of time, in the past, future, and other dimensions.

I tried to leave it behind me and start something new... that was a mistake. I'll always be SG.

Nice to see you too btw eekers, haven't seen you much lately. cheers
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I got ya. I'm in FL.
 Quoting: danwa


Where in FL?

I can hit you up next time I'm in PCB at the beach house.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Close! Pensacola.
 Quoting: danwa


horyshit


The fact you're on the gulf is pretty sweet... anyone I've ever talked to from there is on the other side.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


love it here!! Born here...one of the few natives.
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love it here!! Born here...one of the few natives.
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Nice! You live in a beautiful place and I can understand why you never left. When I visit PCB I never want to leave. I had considered opening a business there with my ex well that wont happen now but I'd love to end up there one day.

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love it here!! Born here...one of the few natives.
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Nice! You live in a beautiful place and I can understand why you never left. When I visit PCB I never want to leave. I had considered opening a business there with my ex well that wont happen now but I'd love to end up there one day.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Hit me up next time you're "down South"
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Doped up womem... SYT! AGorG
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love it here!! Born here...one of the few natives.
 Quoting: danwa


Nice! You live in a beautiful place and I can understand why you never left. When I visit PCB I never want to leave. I had considered opening a business there with my ex well that wont happen now but I'd love to end up there one day.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Hit me up next time you're "down South"
 Quoting: danwa


I just may! cheers
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Doped up womem... SYT! AGorG
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I don't know your acronyms... but thanks for keeping this thread alive! cheers
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love it here!! Born here...one of the few natives.
 Quoting: danwa


Nice! You live in a beautiful place and I can understand why you never left. When I visit PCB I never want to leave. I had considered opening a business there with my ex well that wont happen now but I'd love to end up there one day.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Hit me up next time you're "down South"
 Quoting: danwa


I just may! cheers
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Anytime!! Off to enjoy some time with the "kids". Peace all.
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Nice! You live in a beautiful place and I can understand why you never left. When I visit PCB I never want to leave. I had considered opening a business there with my ex well that wont happen now but I'd love to end up there one day.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Hit me up next time you're "down South"
 Quoting: danwa


I just may! cheers
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Anytime!! Off to enjoy some time with the "kids". Peace all.
 Quoting: danwa


Peace out!

Time to mow my lawn.


...my actual lawn, for all the pervs out there.

cruise

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I liked Stoned Goddess the best.

I remember last year you were FooledMeOnce right? That was the name I remember when I first came to GLP.
 Quoting: eekers


We must have came here around the same time then... FooledMeOnce was my original name...

But Stoned Goddess has always been my handle wherever I go... since the beginning of time, in the past, future, and other dimensions.

I tried to leave it behind me and start something new... that was a mistake. I'll always be SG.

Nice to see you too btw eekers, haven't seen you much lately. cheers
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Nice to see you! hugs
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Hit me up next time you're "down South"
 Quoting: danwa


I just may! cheers
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Anytime!! Off to enjoy some time with the "kids". Peace all.
 Quoting: danwa


Peace out!

Time to mow my lawn.


...my actual lawn, for all the pervs out there.

cruise
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


ohyeah
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