This FATHER'S DAY.........Teach your SON to THROW A BALL!!! | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 56591655 United States 06/15/2014 01:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | On this Father's Day, the best gift you can give yourself, your community, this nation and the world is to teach your SON what it means to be a MAN. Teach him to throw a ball. Teach him to fish or camp. Teach him to kill bugs and hold a snake. Teach him to fix something on the car. Teach him how to hammer a nail. Teach him to do things that get his hands and clothes dirty. Teach him that 99 times out of 100, no, it's not OK to cry. Teach him that sometimes a punch in the nose or a good old fistfight behind the school are a superior alternative to engaging a paternal bureaucracy to solve his problems. Teach him to wear his hat and pants properly, like a man, not some shiftless hobo. Teach him to tie a freaking tie. Teach him that impregnating live-in, live-out girlfriends does not make him a man, it only adds him to the horde no-account loafers who's fatherless spawn are destroying our society instead of participating in maintaining it. Men are providers, not parasites. You will sentence your son to the inferior future of being raised by women, to think like women and to grow up expecting to be treated like women. It is these such men who are the current ruin of the free world. It was men raised by men who brought humanity from the dust and built the world. Not a single structure of any consequence was ever built by a woman. Men raised by women will only stagnate humankind's advance through time. Men are engineers, explorers, builders, ditch diggers, brick layers. We were not made to be nurses or servers at Applebee's. There is no inherent virtue in doing work lesser than your natural physical abilities allow. Be a doer. Hero's do not video crises on cell phones and then download them to Youtube. Heroes act. Heroes confront the intruder, stand in harm's way, storm the beach. We have grown soft. We have handed our responsibilities to be managed by a cartel of corrupt and paternalistic milquetoasts. Men built the free world and ONLY men have the ability to maintain that free world, for our families, for our sons and their sons. So, this Father's Day, please do yourself and all of us a favor. RAISE YOUR SON! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57443824 I agree with what you had to say except the knocking mothers and women part. Children learn lessons from both and we are supposed to work together. Girls grow up to pick men like their dads and if their dads are absent or knock women thats the kind of man they are going to pick |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 56591655 United States 06/15/2014 01:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My dad had only 2 daughters. He was a marine. He taugh me now to shoot and fish. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41501284 I can throw any ball just as well and usually better than a man. Thanks, dad. I bet your wife is proud of you! My dad did too. He treated me like a son. I can do all those things and usually better than the boys when I was growing up. Could have used a few more lessons in how to be a woman though |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 40249903 United States 06/15/2014 01:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm happy that so many people saw the b.s. that is the op. Killing bugs? Are you kidding me? Are you a fucking Neanderthal? Op sounds like a stereotypical hillbilly jock. A real man has class, treats all beings with respect, and guess what...is compassionate too. |
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nah-T User ID: 39685812 United States 06/15/2014 01:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56215584 Mothers day is all about mothers and how special they are now fathers day is supposed to be about children??????? OP pull your head out of your ass and let the dads have THEIR day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Women care more about a silly holiday then men. My husband couldn't care less about today, nor do I about Mother's day. We are doing what we do every weekend, doing whatever dad wants to do. When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold? No, it's just going to stink more. |
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TheGasMan II User ID: 57325048 United States 06/15/2014 01:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56215584 Mothers day is all about mothers and how special they are now fathers day is supposed to be about children??????? OP pull your head out of your ass and let the dads have THEIR day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Women care more about a silly holiday then men. My husband couldn't care less about today, nor do I about Mother's day. We are doing what we do every weekend, doing whatever dad wants to do. You got that right. We don't even celebrate B-days anymore either. They all just another day. Speaking of which, it's race day in Michigan, gotta go! "Every new child born brings the message that God is not yet discouraged of man." - Tagore "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle. :TGMtank: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 41501284 United States 06/15/2014 01:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My dad had only 2 daughters. He was a marine. He taugh me now to shoot and fish. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41501284 I can throw any ball just as well and usually better than a man. Thanks, dad. I bet your wife is proud of you! My dad had only 2 daughters. He was a marine. He taugh me now to shoot and fish. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41501284 I can throw any ball just as well and usually better than a man. Thanks, dad. I bet your wife is proud of you! Lololol I am a hot redhead with one husband and 4 kids. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 49540550 United States 06/15/2014 01:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm happy that so many people saw the b.s. that is the op. Killing bugs? Are you kidding me? Are you a fucking Neanderthal? Op sounds like a stereotypical hillbilly jock. A real man has class, treats all beings with respect, and guess what...is compassionate too. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40249903 OP was great. Please tell me you're a woman? It seems like your definition of a real man includes not killing bugs because he "treats all beings with respect". I'm so glad I married a real man from OP's definition. I'll keep my clean house with no bugs, you can have your compassionate spider filled home. And when the shit hits the fan, you can hold onto your metro's gangly, muscle-free arms as he squeals when a mouse runs by. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 59283355 United States 06/15/2014 01:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | On this Father's Day, the best gift you can give yourself, your community, this nation and the world is to teach your SON what it means to be a MAN. Teach him to throw a ball. Teach him to fish or camp. Teach him to kill bugs and hold a snake. Teach him to fix something on the car. Teach him how to hammer a nail. Teach him to do things that get his hands and clothes dirty. Teach him that 99 times out of 100, no, it's not OK to cry. Teach him that sometimes a punch in the nose or a good old fistfight behind the school are a superior alternative to engaging a paternal bureaucracy to solve his problems. Teach him to wear his hat and pants properly, like a man, not some shiftless hobo. Teach him to tie a freaking tie. Teach him that impregnating live-in, live-out girlfriends does not make him a man, it only adds him to the horde no-account loafers who's fatherless spawn are destroying our society instead of participating in maintaining it. Men are providers, not parasites. You will sentence your son to the inferior future of being raised by women, to think like women and to grow up expecting to be treated like women. It is these such men who are the current ruin of the free world. It was men raised by men who brought humanity from the dust and built the world. Not a single structure of any consequence was ever built by a woman. Men raised by women will only stagnate humankind's advance through time. Men are engineers, explorers, builders, ditch diggers, brick layers. We were not made to be nurses or servers at Applebee's. There is no inherent virtue in doing work lesser than your natural physical abilities allow. Be a doer. Hero's do not video crises on cell phones and then download them to Youtube. Heroes act. Heroes confront the intruder, stand in harm's way, storm the beach. We have grown soft. We have handed our responsibilities to be managed by a cartel of corrupt and paternalistic milquetoasts. Men built the free world and ONLY men have the ability to maintain that free world, for our families, for our sons and their sons. So, this Father's Day, please do yourself and all of us a favor. RAISE YOUR SON! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57443824 :gaythread2: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 45485322 United States 06/15/2014 01:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP...how about teaching your son the value of a good education so he can avoid having to dig the ditches and instead design the infrastructure. Or is that something only those fancy men in the big city do? Frickin' hillbilly. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48134144 Some people are made for intellectual work and some are made for physical. If a guy is not a whiz at school then make sure he has skills for manual labor. And you can tell early on what type of guy you have so direct him accordingly. I disagree with some of that. I agree that you need to recognize the areas of interest/competence early on and direct your children into those fields. However, even children who are not natural athletes can and should learn to become competent at some sports. I had two brainiacs - and I made sure they were competent at school (gifted), sports (son a black belt, hunter, fisherman, distance runner) and daughter (plays tennis, swims and lifeguards, hunts, fishes), and that they learned to play at least one musical instrument competently. The point, however, it that mental and physical skills don't have to be mutually exclusive. Mental acuity often hinges on general health. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 40249903 United States 06/15/2014 01:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm happy that so many people saw the b.s. that is the op. Killing bugs? Are you kidding me? Are you a fucking Neanderthal? Op sounds like a stereotypical hillbilly jock. A real man has class, treats all beings with respect, and guess what...is compassionate too. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40249903 OP was great. Please tell me you're a woman? It seems like your definition of a real man includes not killing bugs because he "treats all beings with respect". I'm so glad I married a real man from OP's definition. I'll keep my clean house with no bugs, you can have your compassionate spider filled home. And when the shit hits the fan, you can hold onto your metro's gangly, muscle-free arms as he squeals when a mouse runs by. Nope, I'm a real man, who's not afraid of bugs. So i see no reason to kill them. And the shit has already hit the fan lady...and i am waaaay more prepared than you. It's so sad that some females still look for men who are basically boys, instead of someone with depth, who sees the whole picture, and knows when to be caring when needed, and stern when needed. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 57443824 United States 06/15/2014 01:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | On this Father's Day, the best gift you can give yourself, your community, this nation and the world is to teach your SON what it means to be a MAN. Teach him to throw a ball. Teach him to fish or camp. Teach him to kill bugs and hold a snake. Teach him to fix something on the car. Teach him how to hammer a nail. Teach him to do things that get his hands and clothes dirty. Teach him that 99 times out of 100, no, it's not OK to cry. Teach him that sometimes a punch in the nose or a good old fistfight behind the school are a superior alternative to engaging a paternal bureaucracy to solve his problems. Teach him to wear his hat and pants properly, like a man, not some shiftless hobo. Teach him to tie a freaking tie. Teach him that impregnating live-in, live-out girlfriends does not make him a man, it only adds him to the horde no-account loafers who's fatherless spawn are destroying our society instead of participating in maintaining it. Men are providers, not parasites. You will sentence your son to the inferior future of being raised by women, to think like women and to grow up expecting to be treated like women. It is these such men who are the current ruin of the free world. It was men raised by men who brought humanity from the dust and built the world. Not a single structure of any consequence was ever built by a woman. Men raised by women will only stagnate humankind's advance through time. Men are engineers, explorers, builders, ditch diggers, brick layers. We were not made to be nurses or servers at Applebee's. There is no inherent virtue in doing work lesser than your natural physical abilities allow. Be a doer. Hero's do not video crises on cell phones and then download them to Youtube. Heroes act. Heroes confront the intruder, stand in harm's way, storm the beach. We have grown soft. We have handed our responsibilities to be managed by a cartel of corrupt and paternalistic milquetoasts. Men built the free world and ONLY men have the ability to maintain that free world, for our families, for our sons and their sons. So, this Father's Day, please do yourself and all of us a favor. RAISE YOUR SON! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57443824 I agree with what you had to say except the knocking mothers and women part. Children learn lessons from both and we are supposed to work together. Girls grow up to pick men like their dads and if their dads are absent or knock women thats the kind of man they are going to pick I'm not knocking women. I'm pointing out that their role is different in a boy's life and that the free world, as it exists, will not be preserved by women or men who think like women. That is not a knock. That is simple objectivity. if some consider that "neanderthal" or "hillbilly", so be it. |
ghostman_4 User ID: 33522943 United States 06/15/2014 01:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm happy that so many people saw the b.s. that is the op. Killing bugs? Are you kidding me? Are you a fucking Neanderthal? Op sounds like a stereotypical hillbilly jock. A real man has class, treats all beings with respect, and guess what...is compassionate too. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40249903 Awwwwww, I bet you have roaches running all over your kitchen. I bet you also have crab lice crawling all over your ass also, Please dont hurt the little BUGGIES, dumb ass. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 59219028 Canada 06/15/2014 01:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | from: The Wings of Awakening The Buddha presents himself as an explorer and experimenter—and an exceedingly brave one at that,putting his life on the line in the search for an undying happiness. After trying several false paths, including formless mental absorptions and physical austerities, he happened on the path that eventually worked: bringing the mind into the present by focusing it on the breath and then making a calm, mindful analysis of the processes of the mind as they presented themselves directly to his immediate awareness. Seeing these processes as inconstant, stressful, and notself,he abandoned his sense of identification with them. This caused them to disband, and what remained was Deathlessness (amata-dhamma), beyond the dimensions of time and space. This was the happiness for which he had been seeking. |
hmmmmmmm User ID: 59284128 Poland 06/15/2014 01:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | On this Father's Day, the best gift you can give yourself, your community, this nation and the world is to teach your SON what it means to be a MAN. Teach him to throw a ball. Teach him to fish or camp. Teach him to kill bugs and hold a snake. Teach him to fix something on the car. Teach him how to hammer a nail. Teach him to do things that get his hands and clothes dirty. Teach him that 99 times out of 100, no, it's not OK to cry. Teach him that sometimes a punch in the nose or a good old fistfight behind the school are a superior alternative to engaging a paternal bureaucracy to solve his problems. Teach him to wear his hat and pants properly, like a man, not some shiftless hobo. Teach him to tie a freaking tie. Teach him that impregnating live-in, live-out girlfriends does not make him a man, it only adds him to the horde no-account loafers who's fatherless spawn are destroying our society instead of participating in maintaining it. Men are providers, not parasites. You will sentence your son to the inferior future of being raised by women, to think like women and to grow up expecting to be treated like women. It is these such men who are the current ruin of the free world. It was men raised by men who brought humanity from the dust and built the world. Not a single structure of any consequence was ever built by a woman. Men raised by women will only stagnate humankind's advance through time. Men are engineers, explorers, builders, ditch diggers, brick layers. We were not made to be nurses or servers at Applebee's. There is no inherent virtue in doing work lesser than your natural physical abilities allow. Be a doer. Hero's do not video crises on cell phones and then download them to Youtube. Heroes act. Heroes confront the intruder, stand in harm's way, storm the beach. We have grown soft. We have handed our responsibilities to be managed by a cartel of corrupt and paternalistic milquetoasts. Men built the free world and ONLY men have the ability to maintain that free world, for our families, for our sons and their sons. So, this Father's Day, please do yourself and all of us a favor. RAISE YOUR SON! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57443824 That's why men wear pants and women skirts. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 35641310 United States 06/15/2014 01:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL, I tried to teach my son how to throw and catch a baseball years ago. Quoting: TheGasMan II He said he was ready for it. Threw baseball, not hard though, but his reaction time was slow and it hit him right in the eye. He hasn't touched a ball since then. Oh well, I tried. Now we just play halo and GTA type shit. Oh and I taught him how to shoot & fish though. He's a pretty good shot. His first rifle: [link to grabagun.com] Don't worry My dad hit me with baseball too It made me stronger |
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Yeah User ID: 59284128 Poland 06/15/2014 01:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | On this Father's Day, the best gift you can give yourself, your community, this nation and the world is to teach your SON what it means to be a MAN. Teach him to throw a ball. Teach him to fish or camp. Teach him to kill bugs and hold a snake. Teach him to fix something on the car. Teach him how to hammer a nail. Teach him to do things that get his hands and clothes dirty. Teach him that 99 times out of 100, no, it's not OK to cry. Teach him that sometimes a punch in the nose or a good old fistfight behind the school are a superior alternative to engaging a paternal bureaucracy to solve his problems. Teach him to wear his hat and pants properly, like a man, not some shiftless hobo. Teach him to tie a freaking tie. Teach him that impregnating live-in, live-out girlfriends does not make him a man, it only adds him to the horde no-account loafers who's fatherless spawn are destroying our society instead of participating in maintaining it. Men are providers, not parasites. You will sentence your son to the inferior future of being raised by women, to think like women and to grow up expecting to be treated like women. It is these such men who are the current ruin of the free world. It was men raised by men who brought humanity from the dust and built the world. Not a single structure of any consequence was ever built by a woman. Men raised by women will only stagnate humankind's advance through time. Men are engineers, explorers, builders, ditch diggers, brick layers. We were not made to be nurses or servers at Applebee's. There is no inherent virtue in doing work lesser than your natural physical abilities allow. Be a doer. Hero's do not video crises on cell phones and then download them to Youtube. Heroes act. Heroes confront the intruder, stand in harm's way, storm the beach. We have grown soft. We have handed our responsibilities to be managed by a cartel of corrupt and paternalistic milquetoasts. Men built the free world and ONLY men have the ability to maintain that free world, for our families, for our sons and their sons. So, this Father's Day, please do yourself and all of us a favor. RAISE YOUR SON! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57443824 I agree with what you had to say except the knocking mothers and women part. Children learn lessons from both and we are supposed to work together. Girls grow up to pick men like their dads and if their dads are absent or knock women thats the kind of man they are going to pick I'm not knocking women. I'm pointing out that their role is different in a boy's life and that the free world, as it exists, will not be preserved by women or men who think like women. That is not a knock. That is simple objectivity. if some consider that "neanderthal" or "hillbilly", so be it. Girlish stuff won't do us any good. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 58251542 United States 06/15/2014 02:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Awwwwww, I bet you have roaches running all over your kitchen. I bet you also have crab lice crawling all over your ass also, Please dont hurt the little BUGGIES, dumb ass. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40249903 In the service I lived off base with four other soldiers. We had rented a fairly decent apartment that had a severe roach problem. Big 4 inch very fast roaches. On weekends we would look forward to to returning to roach haven drunk. We would go down into the basement, roachville, and ambush hundreds of roaches. With all the lights in the house out we spread out into the basement and covered the five most used roach exits. Then someone turned on the light. Hundreds of roaches headed for the five exits. Poor roaches, hundreds were greeted with a left or right foot combat boot. Smonch, smonch, it was over quickly in less that 10 fun filled seconds it was all over and the remaining roaches had a nearly endless food supply. Fifty five years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday. |
snowgoosebob User ID: 58847080 United States 06/15/2014 02:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Any suggestions for the fathers with only daughters? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30742855 Good for you to teach others how to be a man, but can you teach others how to be a woman? My humble opinion is that we are a;; a little inherently better are teaching one rather than the other. I don't think only men are more capable of teaching how to be a man. I don't think women are only capable of teaching others how to be a woman. The way your thread is presented very much contradicts how I feel. Just sayin... In my family we have mostly girls (daughters and all my granddaughters) and they love the outdoors. When my granddaughters are in the boat we (Son and I) won't talk about how to be a women, but we will talk/teach to warn them about men. After all we are men and we should know! For example: How they will find out when growing up how men will say the nicest and sweetest things just to get in your pants! Then after they get in your pants after saying the nicest and sweetest things, you won't see them for weeks or ever again! In the boats (bottom video) we always tell the girls the #1 Rule....."What's ever said in the boats, stays in the boats!"...The girls tend to be way more open and open minded about things (LIFE) that they wouldn't say, ask or want to talk about at home! I know you/s won't watch the whole 31 minute video, but make sure you go to the 26:30 mark and watch the last 4 minutes. That says it all right there! IM holding the camera. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Me and my son enjoying the day with my granddaughters. Long 43 Minutes video, but you can skip around! Last Edited by snowgoosebob on 06/15/2014 02:22 PM |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 59249152 United States 06/15/2014 02:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OPs advice seems to come from a backward ignorant hick type. Since when do men have to fit into your narrow image of masculinity? I'm not going to do any of the things you said, instead I'm going to read books, listen to classical music, and pursue the things that interest me and I won't be any less of a man. I get a little tired of the narrow minded throwbacks sometimes. They always assume they have the high moral ground as if it's their right. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58125316 ughh, yes you are less of a man |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 58251542 United States 06/15/2014 02:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Each puppet president seems to be more sexually degenerate than the last; kind of a "The Picture of Dorian Gray" thing. You have to wonder what sexual sludge we will get next. I shudder to contemplate it. But who knows we may get a real MAN and I do not mean shillary. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 57979887 France 06/15/2014 02:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Any time spent with a child in love is time well spent. Eventually you will get it, that you are the student, and they the teacher. But if you must teach, teach them their birth rite. [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Lest your child come to hate you when the discover it for themselves. |