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I'm gonna tell you HOW TO SLICE A PIZZA properly...

 
MomInfo
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I'm gonna tell you HOW TO SLICE A PIZZA properly...
If you work in a pizza joint, TAKE NOTE


What you need to know about working at a pizza place at Papa Johns at Pizza Hut or get a job at local pizza chain


The width of the slice should scale with the pizza size


Cut the small pizzas into SMALL SLICES, think "kid's pizza"


People want several small slices (when they're ordering a small pizza it's usually for the kids) NOT a few big slices.


Just ordered pizza and it was done the proper way, believe it or not I hadn't received one sliced properly in ages.


I'm posting this on GLP because I know it will reach a lot of people and this is very important information.
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06/16/2014 07:59 PM
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Re: I'm gonna tell you HOW TO SLICE A PIZZA properly...
Wrong, The proper way to slice a pizza is horizontally, throw the bottom half away, Fold the whole mo-fo in half, then Smother it in Sriracha , and enjoy
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Re: I'm gonna tell you HOW TO SLICE A PIZZA properly...
sorry boys!

Real Pros like Myself don't need to half a half pie.

We can count and we know the measurements of how many slices into the pie so we don't have to waste our time spinning pizzas because suck at spacial inteligents.
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Re: I'm gonna tell you HOW TO SLICE A PIZZA properly...
If you work in a pizza joint, TAKE NOTE


What you need to know about working at a pizza place at Papa Johns at Pizza Hut or get a job at local pizza chain


The width of the slice should scale with the pizza size


Cut the small pizzas into SMALL SLICES, think "kid's pizza"


People want several small slices (when they're ordering a small pizza it's usually for the kids) NOT a few big slices.


Just ordered pizza and it was done the proper way, believe it or not I hadn't received one sliced properly in ages.


I'm posting this on GLP because I know it will reach a lot of people and this is very important information.
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koolaid
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Re: I'm gonna tell you HOW TO SLICE A PIZZA properly...
If you work in a pizza joint, TAKE NOTE


What you need to know about working at a pizza place at Papa Johns at Pizza Hut or get a job at local pizza chain


The width of the slice should scale with the pizza size


Cut the small pizzas into SMALL SLICES, think "kid's pizza"


People want several small slices (when they're ordering a small pizza it's usually for the kids) NOT a few big slices.


Just ordered pizza and it was done the proper way, believe it or not I hadn't received one sliced properly in ages.


I'm posting this on GLP because I know it will reach a lot of people and this is very important information.
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koolaid
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Re: I'm gonna tell you HOW TO SLICE A PIZZA properly...
i used to be surprised by the "double slice" when you ordererd a slice and got "two". The place i used to work at had the same size slice pretty much but it was cut / sized into 3 slices instead.chorus

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Re: I'm gonna tell you HOW TO SLICE A PIZZA properly...
Wrong, The proper way to slice a pizza is horizontally, throw the bottom half away, Fold the whole mo-fo in half, then Smother it in Sriracha , and enjoy
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Yes. Yesyesyes.
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Re: I'm gonna tell you HOW TO SLICE A PIZZA properly...
Say what you will, my way is the American way!
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[link to www.youtube.com]
We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN!
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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pizza

I'm gonna go make one now...been thinking about it and then this thread pops up...LOL

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Re: I'm gonna tell you HOW TO SLICE A PIZZA properly...
WTF are you talking about?

Pizza 16" or under:

Cut in half
Rotate 90 degrees
Cut in half
Serve


Pizza over 16":
Cut in half
Rotate 90 degrees
Cut in half
Rotate 22.5 degrees (in half of the existing adjacent slice)
Cut in half
Rotate 90 degrees
Cut in half
Serve.
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Is this what GLP has became ?gives
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Is this what GLP has became ?gives
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Hey this is very important information.
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06/16/2014 09:26 PM
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Re: I'm gonna tell you HOW TO SLICE A PIZZA properly...
I'm desperate for a properly sliced Pizza...

I've been on the verge of a Pizza Rampage for years...

You may have saved many lives with this timely and crucial information.

Thank God someone finally exposed the mysterious secret of a properly sliced Pizza.
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06/16/2014 09:29 PM
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Re: I'm gonna tell you HOW TO SLICE A PIZZA properly...
you go with the slicer 12 oclock and 6 oclock then 9 oclock and 3 oclock then 11 oclock to 5 oclock ect ect
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06/16/2014 09:32 PM
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You are all wrong.

Pizza Scissors is how you cut pizza. Get with the times.

[link to www.amazon.com]
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Re: I'm gonna tell you HOW TO SLICE A PIZZA properly...
You Morans are all wrong...

Pizza is sliced according to Thirds...

First Cut is ALWAYS...33.3333 DEGREES

3...6...12
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Re: I'm gonna tell you HOW TO SLICE A PIZZA properly...
You Morans are all wrong...

Pizza is sliced according to Thirds...

First Cut is ALWAYS...33.3333 DEGREES

3...6...12
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Re: I'm gonna tell you HOW TO SLICE A PIZZA properly...
more like 2 4 6 8 10 fuck face
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Re: I'm gonna tell you HOW TO SLICE A PIZZA properly...
more like 2 4 6 8 10 fuck face
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06/16/2014 09:39 PM
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Re: I'm gonna tell you HOW TO SLICE A PIZZA properly...
A thread about how to slice pizza ends up in a pissing contest…


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* backs down hands pizza slicer to you
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Just eat the whole thing and shut the fuck up.
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Re: I'm gonna tell you HOW TO SLICE A PIZZA properly...
Smother it in Sriracha
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:pizza:
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Actually, I have an amazing ultra thincrust pizza in my fridge right now, made with vodka sauce and it came from a local gourmet Italian caterer/restaurant... This place makes the best personal thin crust pizzas I've ever had. I order 2 every Saturday....

:kipyes:
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Just eat the whole thing and shut the fuck up.
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Re: I'm gonna tell you HOW TO SLICE A PIZZA properly...
Lol this made me laugh when I was pregnant with my daughter I made a pizza and took it out to cool, my sister went into the kitchen and cut my pizza into squares I was so upset I cried and wouldn't eat it. Lol it just made me think of that.
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