Big-Breasted Blue-Eyed Blondes - Why are they so attractive? (politics/humor) | |
Judethz User ID: 47012985 United Kingdom 07/21/2014 12:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First time ever on GLP, I hope that you like them. [link to youtu.be] Last Edited by Judethz on 07/23/2014 04:15 AM |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 24655413 United States 07/24/2014 07:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Saw this was just posted at Nuking Politics, and thought (as I often do) to share the humor here. Enjoy! Quoting: Shelgeyr [link to www.nukingpolitics.com] FTA: "I’m not sure about the rest of you out there, but most of us middle-aged-ish males (and this isn’t limited to “white American males” either) are ever-thankful that young, big-breasted, blue-eyed, long-haired blonde (YBBBELHB) women everywhere have basically no concept of the power they wield… because if they ever got a clue, they’d end up ruling the entire world in no time." Starring: Kate Upton, Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Her Royal Highness Princess Madeline of Sweden, Kirstie Maldonado (from Pentatonix), Catherine Zeta-Jones, Freema Agyeman, Sarah Palin, with (I guess) a special guest appearance by Su-Metal. A bit heavy on the sociology/psychology/physiology (Does anyone know of a term that groups these together?), but still a typical Nuking Politics excessively long, oddly footnoted, read. It isn't the first time they've published stuff like this, but it does show more skin than you usually see on that site. Go get 'em, kids! Amen to all that bro! |
Judethz User ID: 47012985 United Kingdom 07/24/2014 07:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think it's time for this thread to forget the past and sprint forward into the future. [link to youtu.be] |
Shelgeyr (OP) User ID: 59877135 United States 07/25/2014 09:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think it's time for this thread to forget the past and sprint forward into the future. [link to youtu.be] I'd seen the non-musical version of this before, and I must say that with or without sound she has the sexiest legitimate warmup routine I've ever seen. FINE looking woman who can nearly outrun the wind! Thanks for posting! Onward - into the future! Q: Since athletic records have not ceased being broken, i.e. humans have apparently not maxed out yet, I wonder what the versions of her which will be competing 20, 50, or 100 years from now will be like? I wonder if the day will ever come when one Olympic Games TV host turns to the other and says "Well Bob, it occurs to me that no records have been broken in the last four games, so why are we still doing this?" |
Judethz User ID: 47012985 United Kingdom 07/25/2014 11:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And now for something completely different. [link to youtu.be] Last Edited by Judethz on 07/25/2014 12:05 PM |
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Shelgeyr (OP) User ID: 59877135 United States 08/10/2014 01:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Proportionately breasted curvy brunettes are far more attractive. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44550379 To you, perhaps, and many would agree. I don't know about the staff at NP, but I'm going to take a wild guess that the author is married to or involved with a blonde. He pretty much makes it clear at the end which way he leans. As for me, if you happened to meet my wives (sequential - no, I'm not a polygamist!) you'd see that I'm all over the map! So I'm not going to agree or disagree with your statement except to say "to each his own", and of course that I hope each really does find his own because loneliness both sucks and blows, and neither in a good way (I'm trying to steal a joke here, by the way). |
Theory on blondes User ID: 45461292 Georgia 08/12/2014 10:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here it is: Blondes get sunburnt really easy due to their really pale skin and yet even though they get sunbunt so easily it seems like they like to lay out in the sun a lot, more than anyone else. So I was thinking that it was the combination of the fact that blondes get sunburnt so easy but yet they like to lay out in the sun so much that all that getting sunburnt damages their brains and makes them dumb. Does anyone else agree with my theory? |
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Shelgeyr (OP) User ID: 59877135 United States 06/03/2015 11:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the thread, since human nature never changes, or just let it quietly slip into the past. I bet you can guess my thoughts on the matter... |