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Why are white people born with tails?

 
lostwisdom
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Why are white people born with tails?
White people are born with tails. I wonder what is it that causes this? Is it because white people are mutated Rhesus Monkeys?

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06/26/2014 08:39 AM
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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
Cool :)

I'm a Middleaged Mutant Ninja Rhesus Monkey!

chuckle

No, seriously, the tail is for Mom's easier
handling of us white bebes trying to escape
her reach, crawling on all 4.

Didn't you know that?
Us Pohjanmaalaiset got reeeally long tails
at birth.


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06/26/2014 08:42 AM

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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
I had mine surgically removed for my 18'the birthday
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06/26/2014 08:48 AM
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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
i wish i had a long swishy tail like an elephant or a cow to keep those nasty little drones from injecting their micro chips all the time.
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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
i wish i had a long swishy tail like an elephant or a cow to keep those nasty little drones from injecting their micro chips all the time.
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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
Probably the same reason black people are born with IQ's lower than someone with Down Syndrome.

Actually the tail comes from our Annunaki ancestry since whites are of direct lineage. Blacks and Mexicans were created in a lab from the primates evolving on earth at the time.

It's all written in detail in the Sumerian records if you know how to read.
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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
The better question is why are you so ignorant, OP? There have only been twenty-some cases of "tails" since the late 1800s and those more common in boys than girls. It is associated with spina bifida more often than not, so populations which are low on folic acid would be more susceptible - not a racial issue.

No modern tails have been shown to contain vertebrae, but rather soft tissue and which is removed shortly after birth. Because it can contain muscle/nerve tissue, it can be moved like a tail.

Embryos have what looks like a little tail at about a month of gestation. The white blood cells dissolve the tail. The vestigial tail occurs when the tail isn't dissolved. There are also cases of tumors or a slight elongation of the existing vertebrae which can occur but which are not vestigial tails. I suppose that if a baby had elongated vertebrae which stuck out a little, that there would be a genetic component. That doesn't mean it's a racial component because that could occur in offspring of any race which was bred to that particular genetic line - I'm going to assume it's recessive or it would be more common than it is - but I don't know that. However, a long vertebrae isn't really any different than long femur bones or long fingers, or being double-jointed right?
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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
Um, what? I have never seen a white person with a tail, baby or otherwise. However, I have seen a shaved monkey and guess what...?
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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
Bones are in a tail. No bones in this growth.
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
Because we are awesome!
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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
Probably the same reason black people are born with IQ's lower than someone with Down Syndrome.

Actually the tail comes from our Annunaki ancestry since whites are of direct lineage. Blacks and Mexicans were created in a lab from the primates evolving on earth at the time.

It's all written in detail in the Sumerian records if you know how to read.
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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
To make up for the flat bottom. I read 25% are still born with tails in parts of Europe
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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
To make up for the flat bottom. I read 25% are still born with tails in parts of Europe
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I love the lack of links on a bullshit troll thread.
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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
Balance.
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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
To make up for the flat bottom. I read 25% are still born with tails in parts of Europe
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I love the lack of links on a bullshit troll thread.
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Which parts of Europe would that be? There is a boy in India born with a tail and he is deified. I don't know if he has bones in his tail though. I've heard of people being born with gill slits on the sides of their neck too.
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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
Mine is prehensile, I'll never get rid of it.
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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
your checking the wrong side OP.....tails are in the back not the front.
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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
So we can fuck your mom and sister at the same time.
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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
if you think my tail is weird, you should see my horns.
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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
So we can fuck your mom and sister at the same time.
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LOL +1
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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
The scientific explanation is that black people cannot have a tail because all that extra skin is needed to build that big fat ass.
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Re: Why are white people born with tails?
Mine's only a couple feet long so I can't do much more than hang from a tree branch. It does surprise the heck out of people though!

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