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Obama's EPA Pleads with Employees to Stop Pooping in Hallways

 
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Obama's EPA Pleads with Employees to Stop Pooping in Hallways
Well there's the kind of public servants we get for our money !grumpy2


[link to www.breitbart.com]

America certainly has been having problems with the EPA's employees, but it seems the EPA itself has been having a few problems with its employees, too. In one case it's been so bad that the EPA has had to issue a directive to warn employees to stop pooping in the hallways at work.
The website Government Executive, a site run by the National Journal that features news about federal managers and executives, reported that the officials at the Denver offices of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) were forced to send an email scolding those employees who decided to forgo the use of the bathroom facilities there.


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One thing the EPA might try to solve this issue is to fire a few people. A recent study showed that nine out of every ten EPA employees are "non-essential," anyway.

As if the Fed ever fires anyone!

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Well there's the kind of public servants we get for our money !grumpy2


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They must have put some Marshallese on the payroll. I'm told these people are famous for dropping their drawers and pooping anywhere and everywhere. Apparantly it is their custom.
Isn't immigration great?
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Oh for crying out loud! Why are they so perplexed by this?!?? They can't put in security cameras and fire the animals that did this?

OH NO"S, they have to hire experts. How about a panel to decide whether to appoint a special investigation team that can issue a recommendation on a task force to write a report? 1rof1

"To figure out a way to address this childish behavior, the EPA decided to consult a "national expert" in "workplace violence.
"Management is taking this situation very seriously and will take whatever actions are necessary to identify and prosecute these individuals," EPA administrator Cantor warned employees.
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What kind of disgusting pig would crap in the hallway?
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WTF man?
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But, but, but...satanists/illuminutties are obsessed with poop, because they're stuck in the anal phase (about one-and-a-half years old)!

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Probably contractors from India.
They shit all over the place.
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Just how many people from India are employed there anyway?
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Probably a disgruntled American man. No women do this, as far as I know.

We had guys at the college where I taught doing this occasionally, but at least (?) they shit on the bathroom floor instead of the hallway.
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Oh for crying out loud! Why are they so perplexed by this?!?? They can't put in security cameras and fire the animals that did this?

OH NO"S, they have to hire experts. How about a panel to decide whether to appoint a special investigation team that can issue a recommendation on a task force to write a report? 1rof1

"To figure out a way to address this childish behavior, the EPA decided to consult a "national expert" in "workplace violence.
"Management is taking this situation very seriously and will take whatever actions are necessary to identify and prosecute these individuals," EPA administrator Cantor warned employees.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49573289


~~~~THIS~~~~~
With a cherry on top of a pile pf poop

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And *hit is a bio-hazard. You'd think the EPA would know this. O

Wouldn't want to be the person cleaning it up. I'd be tempted to say whoever did it has to clean it up. Yeah, so catch em, make them clean it up, THEN fire them.
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the modern day workplace is a breeding ground for violence, there are far too many disgruntled managers, venting their anger at the ones who have the misfortune of working directly under their supervision . stress rolls down hill and finds its way into the victims own household, how many times have you seen dad pull into the driveway foaming at the mouth and blood red eyes,that sick feeling that creeps into your gut when you sense a reaming headed in your direction.corporate america should score a d- for its total lack of concern , for such a vital subject , the japanese have it all over us in this regard and i suspect even the chinese as well.slaphimwakeup the pictures here are examples of how not to handle stress in the work place.
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I've worked out at the federal center, there is a bathroom in bldg 67 that everyone knows not to go into. I went into that bathroom since I'm a curious person, went into a stall and found a literal shrine to satan on the bathroom wall stall.

I think they don't clean up the graffiti on the walls since they are afraid they'll get hit with a lawsuit from some nutcase claiming they are suppressing their 1st amendment rights.

What literal crap, clean the stalls, paint over the satanist crap that has been there for over a decade.

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Mexicans are KNOWN for dropping trow and shitting wherever they are..

Just part of their wonderful culture.

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I lived near the Border for four long years, we had a lot of illegals follow the drug corridor of the Gila Mountains. I can attest to the truth of this.
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Once they identify the shitter,they will promote or offer a bonus.
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Once they identify the shitter,they will promote or offer a bonus.
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Mexicans are KNOWN for dropping trow and shitting wherever they are..

Just part of their wonderful culture.

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yep. they also will use toilet paper and throw it in the corner since in their country the pipes can't handle the paper, so it's common to have a basket for the used TP.
I saw this myself years ago in Matamoros in a tourist shop

You will also see this in restrooms of a U.S. border state with a high rate of illegals coming in, which these days is quite a few. Makes for quite the smelly bathroom.
These are the same guys cutting up your fruit in the buffet lines...
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At 0:29, LOL
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What kind of disgusting pig would crap in the hallway?
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my kitties poop in the hall if their litter box isnot cleaned out clean and re-newed.

Some kitties cannot use the litter box because they get beat-up at the ltter box. They would get beat up at the water area and food area, but they can handle that. They just wait for the bullies to go to sleep, then they can drink and eat, but not so with the litter box: WHEN YOU GOTTA GO YOU GOTTA GO. There is no waiting available for that issue.
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This has got to be the weirdest story I have ever heard.

Who in their right mind would crap in the hallway of an office building?

What the hell is going on in the EPA?

This is a mind bender. Fire McCarthy.
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The Phantom Shitter strikes again!
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Oh for crying out loud! Why are they so perplexed by this?!?? They can't put in security cameras and fire the animals that did this?

OH NO"S, they have to hire experts. How about a panel to decide whether to appoint a special investigation team that can issue a recommendation on a task force to write a report? 1rof1

"To figure out a way to address this childish behavior, the EPA decided to consult a "national expert" in "workplace violence.
"Management is taking this situation very seriously and will take whatever actions are necessary to identify and prosecute these individuals," EPA administrator Cantor warned employees.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49573289


Surely this is not really happening!

The deteriorations is much worse than I had imagined.

Again, I am astounded, not only by what is happening, but by our government's response to it.
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Once they identify the shitter,they will promote or offer a bonus.
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Maybe they's afraid of encountering a gay congressman making foot signals?

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wow wtf man?

do they wipe their ass with their hand too?

Should be grounds for instant termination.
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What kind of disgusting pig would crap in the hallway?
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These are people with jobs??? Aren't they allowed a bathroom break? Weird.
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