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Will Christians get to bring their beloved pets along in the rupture

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/02/2014 06:13 PM
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i find it hard to believe that god would not allow animals into heaven, since he got noah to save them in the first place.
even if they all died due to the flood, god could have made more alot faster than it took noah to build a boat for them all.
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07/02/2014 06:18 PM
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Re: Will Christians get to bring their beloved pets along in the rupture
There is no "rapture". That is false doctrine.

All flesh will be gone in the blink of an eye with fervent heat. :)

At the seventh trumpet.
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That's special- that really sounds like the "blessed hope" to me.
What god do you serve? Because he sure doesn't sound like the God of the Bible, the god you serve sounds like a cruel S. O. B.

By the way quit derailing the thread - OP didn't want to argue about whether or not there is a rapture -ehrr- sorry I mean rupture - OP wanted to debate about whether pets go or not

And to all you morons claiming pets burn in hell, hell is for the devil, his fallen angels and sinners that reject God through Jesus Christ - animals do not fit any of these categories - if you want to say they are soulless and thus cease to exist upon death I am ok with that position, but to claim a soulless creature burns eternally is not only illogical but also makes God out to be an unjust judge and is blasphemy. Stop being an idiot, the world has enough of em.
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07/02/2014 06:21 PM
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If the pet don't be worshipen god and kissin his ass pet gonna burn. You think god loves pets more than people that he not gonna burn them too? Gnomesayin?
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Re: Will Christians get to bring their beloved pets along in the rupture
i find it hard to believe that god would not allow animals into heaven, since he got noah to save them in the first place.
even if they all died due to the flood, god could have made more alot faster than it took noah to build a boat for them all.
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Yep, god coulda jist whipped up some new animals wit his magic powers and all. You gnomesayin?
pork fat rules  (OP)

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07/02/2014 06:24 PM
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Re: Will Christians get to bring their beloved pets along in the rupture
There is no "rapture". That is false doctrine.

All flesh will be gone in the blink of an eye with fervent heat. :)

At the seventh trumpet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59847351


That's special- that really sounds like the "blessed hope" to me.
What god do you serve? Because he sure doesn't sound like the God of the Bible, the god you serve sounds like a cruel S. O. B.

By the way quit derailing the thread - OP didn't want to argue about whether or not there is a rapture -ehrr- sorry I mean rupture - OP wanted to debate about whether pets go or not

And to all you morons claiming pets burn in hell, hell is for the devil, his fallen angels and sinners that reject God through Jesus Christ - animals do not fit any of these categories - if you want to say they are soulless and thus cease to exist upon death I am ok with that position, but to claim a soulless creature burns eternally is not only illogical but also makes God out to be an unjust judge and is blasphemy. Stop being an idiot, the world has enough of em.
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boy, that was really very well said. thanks.
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07/02/2014 06:28 PM
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07/02/2014 06:28 PM
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Re: Will Christians get to bring their beloved pets along in the rupture
your rapture ,my rupture, we all get 72 camels and forty acres
 Quoting: pork fat rules


Ah, so there isn't an actual discussion that can take place here.

I was under the impression that you had at least some idea of what you were talking about, but you're just illiterate, and speaking from a weak and ignorant position.

I'll move along now.
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07/02/2014 06:29 PM
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I've seen on tv that some catholic churches have a bless your pet day. if I get my pet blessed and sprinkled will he get to come along in the rupture ?
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OP the term in latin is the Rapture, in greek the Harpazo.

what you're referring to is your deep ass fucking causing a bowel rupture. your pets will not be allowed in the operating room.
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07/02/2014 06:31 PM
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07/02/2014 06:36 PM
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When the rupture happens, you're going to wish you hadn't had mexican food for lunch.
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THIS
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07/02/2014 06:48 PM
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Re: Will Christians get to bring their beloved pets along in the rupture
So sorry, the taco bell dog along with grump cat will be together having their flesh burned and worms in their eyes with eternal suffering with the deveil and their angels..

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:grumpykittehno:

we're going to the rainbow bridge.

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07/02/2014 06:53 PM
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Re: Will Christians get to bring their beloved pets along in the rupture
So innocent pets that are part of the family don't get to go to heaven? Another great idea, God.





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