Independence Day Exec Order Regarding Illegals

This is not an inside story from an uncle or anything half as lofty as that but bear with me.

What if Obama grants legal status to these "minors" on Independence Day? Or some equivalent that makes them more than simple refuges. I suspect he may.

He'll likely do it at some point, that much I am convinced of. But will he take it an extra step by doing so on Independence Day?

What does GLP think?

Can the GLP Effect help prevent this by simply mentioning it? Or do I have to make up some bullshit uncle story for the GLP Effect to prevent it?