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I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot

 
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I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
They said that you can trim them without hurting them. Its just like a hair cut for them
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
Good news to vegans who think trimming their plant hurts it goodnews
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
So what happens when I yank the roots out of the ground
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
So what happens when I yank the roots out of the ground
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
So what happens when I yank the roots out of the ground
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
So what happens when I yank the roots out of the ground
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
So what happens when I yank the roots out of the ground
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
So as long as we dont eat roots, and harvest at ground level, all is well?
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
So what happens when I yank the roots out of the ground
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It dies.. but they also told me the can do OBE (out of body experience) they can do this if necessary on command
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
Also they told me that it matters if they are trimmed right and looks nice because they have a social order with the plants around them.
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
see it happens
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
Figures as much, makes sense that plants or trees are way more evolved then us humans.
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
You have to tell your plants what your going to do to them. If your taking the dead leaves off you should tell them so they won't be scared or shocked.
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
How do you talk to your plants? How they "talk" back to you? Were you imagining this? Is it, the communication with plants, a consistent and repeatable experiment where everyone can prove it to themselves?
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
Get off the acid man
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
How do you talk to your plants? How they "talk" back to you? Were you imagining this? Is it, the communication with plants, a consistent and repeatable experiment where everyone can prove it to themselves?
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Can't get my lilacs to bloom. For years, they just won't bloom. So I google this and get to the garden web and what do they say "threaten them that you'll cut them down and take them out if they don't bloom" and hundreds of posters agree. And then I see this thread, I just laughed, the gardeners must be talking to their plants if they are willing to threaten the lilacs!
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How do you talk to your plants? How they "talk" back to you? Were you imagining this? Is it, the communication with plants, a consistent and repeatable experiment where everyone can prove it to themselves?
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Can't get my lilacs to bloom. For years, they just won't bloom. So I google this and get to the garden web and what do they say "threaten them that you'll cut them down and take them out if they don't bloom" and hundreds of posters agree. And then I see this thread, I just laughed, the gardeners must be talking to their plants if they are willing to threaten the lilacs!
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That may be true, the plants read our intent. Threat is an intention. It's sort of one way communication, do this or else. Now, how about two ways communication where, beside the plants reading out intention, we also could read the plants intention? Assuming OP got an answer from the plants means the plants talked back.
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
How do you talk to your plants? How they "talk" back to you? Were you imagining this? Is it, the communication with plants, a consistent and repeatable experiment where everyone can prove it to themselves?
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Can't get my lilacs to bloom. For years, they just won't bloom. So I google this and get to the garden web and what do they say "threaten them that you'll cut them down and take them out if they don't bloom" and hundreds of posters agree. And then I see this thread, I just laughed, the gardeners must be talking to their plants if they are willing to threaten the lilacs!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59846713

That may be true, the plants read our intent. Threat is an intention. It's sort of one way communication, do this or else. Now, how about two ways communication where, beside the plants reading out intention, we also could read the plants intention? Assuming OP got an answer from the plants means the plants talked back.
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Funny you should say that. Every year a very intrusive vine wraps itself around all the plants in the front yard. This year it was pulled out by the roots yet again but it was odd, all the plants in the front seem to be more vibrant and beautiful this year. As though they breathed a sigh of relief that the vine was pulled out early.
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
Get off the acid man
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:mugatupills:
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
How do you talk to your plants? How they "talk" back to you? Were you imagining this? Is it, the communication with plants, a consistent and repeatable experiment where everyone can prove it to themselves?
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Plants communicate telepathically same when they're speaking with me
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
& yes you can prove this stuff using a type of a lie detector device checking the electrical levels of the plant. Plants love listening to music as well.
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
I LOVE plants - they are a hobby of mine - I believe you - you should read what people who have died and gone to Heaven to visit say about the plants there - or about the connections to plants, trees, living things that they discover while dead outside the body yet haven't left Earth - pretty neat

I def. need to threaten the tomato plants tomorrow, for SURE

tomato
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
Vegan homo propaganda.
My uncle is a chicken language interpreter, and he said the chickens told me they don't mind if you cut their heads off and eat them because they know that is what they are for.
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
The circle of life.

Live it

Learn it

Love it
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
I LOVE plants - they are a hobby of mine - I believe you - you should read what people who have died and gone to Heaven to visit say about the plants there - or about the connections to plants, trees, living things that they discover while dead outside the body yet haven't left Earth - pretty neat

I def. need to threaten the tomato plants tomorrow, for SURE

tomato
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LOL!!!chuckle

very true
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Vegan homo propaganda.
My uncle is a chicken language interpreter, and he said the chickens told me they don't mind if you cut their heads off and eat them because they know that is what they are for.
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Thats actually the same thing they told me but they also told me that they wanted to be treated with respect and kindness during life and a quick death.
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Re: I talk to plants in my yard...they told me their body is the roots and what pops out of the ground is their hair..like a carrot
You will digest those cells.

They will die and become part of you.

And when you die.

Your body will become part of something else.

Your spirit will find another host.





GLP