Here is how I am gonna celebrate the fourth...

Of curse I will be flying my flag.

Do not need any fireworks.
Lots of them will be flying in from Russia and China.

Gonna sing that anthem about bombs bursting in air.
This time it is real bombs...like in EMP.

Got me some hot dogs loaded with nitrates and apple pie with lots of HFCS.

Gonna fly my flag high. Here it is...
[link to www.google.com (secure)]

Gonna have some burgers...
[link to www.usatoday.com]

Gonna support and praise the troops for keeping the world safe for poppies and standing up for the constitution.

Gonna write a letter to my imprisoned relatives.
Nope, cancel that. It would take months to send all those letters. (Plus, I told those boys to quit smoking God's flowering buds.)

Yessirree...I am proud to be an American and welcome all those other Americans from Central and South America to come on in! Meet you at the open border with lollipops.

Gotta run down to the supermarket now and get some beautiful corn on the cob. Loaded with GMO. Just the way I likes it. Might even fill my gas tank with ethanol on the way.

Just had me a big glass of water. Damn that fluoride was tasty. Got to go now. Had a nice conversation here with myself...perhaps I should get two fifths.

Just one more thing in passing...went outside and the sky was filled with chemtrails and it brought tears to my eyes to live in the land of the free and home of the brave. What a great country we have!

Just heard about the two missles NASA sent up and popped. Filled with LITHIUM. What a gas! Sure wish I was on the east coast so I could enjoy it too.
Damn, I am just brimming over with patriotism.

I did invite my Muslim neighbors over but they declined. Said they cannot drink beer or spirits and are forbidden to eat Hot Dogs. Oh well, more for me.

same here im already half drunk and my typing is getting worse by the hour

three finger toast.....

Eat, Drink and be Merry for tomorrow may be our last...LITERALLY! God bless Amerigo...hic.

Sorry, just found out these missiles flew Last Year. Shame on the poster!

The hell with the fifth...I am gonna get a half gallon. Just read that our first lady is a man. You do not get any better freedom than this! What a Great country...hic, burp

This posting should get an award. No shills or trolls or whatever they are called. No Morgan Freeman pointing his finger and I have not been baned....Yet.
Nostrovia, salute and all that.

Cool. Maybe Fairchild's pointing finger is next!

Another lonely night huh. At least the Jack Daniels is here. I know how you feel.