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This chick I've been talking with told me she has herpes

 
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This chick I've been talking with told me she has herpes
What a bummer. She's definitely not hot enough to risk it. She got it about 11 years ago. A condom wouldn't protect against it right? If I did do the deed, what are the chances I'd get it?
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It's the gift that keeps on giving. ahhh scared
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At least she told you! Yes/no it depends if she has an outbreak? I wouldn't
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I caught herpes before I was married. I gave it to my wife since. It's not that big of a deal. We only get outbreaks about once per year.
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Think about the other chicks that were not honest enough to tell you, or did not know themselves.

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The large majority of persons with genital herpes do not know they have the disease and infection and reactivation are typically “asymptomatic” although, with teaching, most persons with positive HSV-2 serology (46 of 53, in one study) recognize genital lesions. Despite the typically asymptomatic nature of genital herpes, which facilitates its spread in the population, and means it is a useful marker of sexual behaviour, genital herpes is associated with considerable morbidity and even mortality.

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that's right, go on and fuck her stupid shit. better to get herpes now rather than later. stick your little dick in her ass and work it around.
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I caught herpes before I was married. I gave it to my wife since. It's not that big of a deal. We only get outbreaks about once per year.
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Depending on the type you can also get it from kissing.
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She don't have herpes, its a ploy used by chicks to fend off horn dogs.....FACT!


Just in case, put it in her butt
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07/09/2014 12:03 PM
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She don't have herpes, its a ploy used by chicks to fend off horn dogs.....FACT!


Just in case, put it in her butt
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Believe me it happens. A guy I know was dating a chick for several months before she told him. He got tested and came back negative but from what I've read could have to be tested over the next couple of years as it doesn't always show up immediately.
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Why would risk this?
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Everybody's got herpes. It's in the vaccines.
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I have it, and I told my partner, and he never caught it- been almost 5 years together, now. It's good that she told you about it- goes to show you how honest she is.
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what if your dick is not just a tool to fuck with? what if we had to have a drain and use it to live here!!!
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What happens when the results from HO41 hit the scene? Then ye shall know just how committed to a loyal and loving monogamous relationship your partner, husband, or wife truly is.

Oh, for the non-monogamous open relationships, they to will not outlast the wrath of HO41.

In the end they'll just call it, rapture.
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most people have
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It's the gift that keeps on giving. ahhh scared
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Herpes is very scary. I think everybody's confused about the different avenues herpes takes to toll the body. Two cases stand out in my mind:

~a childhood friend of mine died of encephalitis/meningitis when she was only 28, married 5 years with a 4 year old daughter and one year old infant son.
Complication of Herpes. Hormones of pregnancy can slam a person with a devastating outbreak as was the case with my pal Patty.
Rumor was she was bitten by a mosquito, but I knew better.
When we were 17 she confided in me that she'd been tossing awhile with a 'fascinating bad boy' who btw infected her with Herpes.

~b Another english friend of mine, married 45 years calls me now and then from CA to tell me she is bedridden and quite ill, the pain up inside from the sore make it too excruciating to function...and she is tough.
She believes she was "born with it" because of outbreaks from a very young age. That births from mothers with Herpes were picked up in the birth canal during that time.

Me, dumb luck to not get hit by that particular train. Lots of other heavy-handed hits from life, but not Herpes.

BTW, if anybody sees an inaccuracy in what I wrote above, please feel free to correct me :)

Never take a chance like that, friend. Good luck to us all!
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Linked to cancer. No sex is worth dying for.
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Get to know this girl better before you put yourself and therefore others at risk. Herpes is highly contagious and once you get it you'll have it for the rest of your life. Find out how you really feel about this girl, looks aren't everything and fade with time, look at her heart and make sure she's a good match for you. At lest she was honest with you, that's a good sign you can trust her. Hold off on sex until you can build a solid foundation of friendship,really get to know what type of person she is, then make a decision if she's worth the risk.








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Say goodbye now rather than later.
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It's a risk man. I was single trying to get it in when I met this total milf. We texted awhile about books and shit, but I knew it was just an opener. Then I met her for "coffee". Before you know it, I'm in her doing it better than her ex husbands. Shortly after, I got the herps and crabs on top of it!

Moral of the story: beware of the cum dumpsters.
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It's a risk man. I was single trying to get it in when I met this total milf. We texted awhile about books and shit, but I knew it was just an opener. Then I met her for "coffee". Before you know it, I'm in her doing it better than her ex husbands. Shortly after, I got the herps and crabs on top of it!

Moral of the story: beware of the cum dumpsters.
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I have it, and I told my partner, and he never caught it- been almost 5 years together, now. It's good that she told you about it- goes to show you how honest she is.
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Partner? Hmmm.
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Why would risk this?
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Sex with the right chick is worth getting AIDS! Herpes is a distant second. Why are you alive, other than to fuck?

What would people do with their lives if they couldn't fuck? There'd be no point to it at all.
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Why would risk this?
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Sex with the right chick is worth getting AIDS! Herpes is a distant second. Why are you alive, other than to fuck?

What would people do with their lives if they couldn't fuck? There'd be no point to it at all.
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lalalollala Good until that first big Reality Bites
fight, the gargoyle in your closet.
Wow! You're some CATCH aren't ya?

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Dude seriously how desperate are you?
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