Connecticut man arrested after stabbing watermelon !!!!

I checked the link and it was based on a local news report. Meanwhile, in the same area:

LITCHFIELD >> The long-delayed case against Peter Sebben, a Winsted man accused of killing his girlfriend during an argument in the early morning of New Year’s Day 2000, is inching forward in Superior Court.

At liberty on a $125,000 bond while collecting a six-figure check as a state tax auditor, Sebben, 54, is expected to appear in Litchfield Superior Court on Tuesday with his attorney, Hubert J. Santos.

LOL!! Good one!!

Touché

I could totally molest a beer right now.

I'd rip its top right off and caress its delicate curves as condensates bead upon its smooth, dark neck.

Then, I'd wrap my lips about its mouth and vigorously quaff its frothy essence.

U Killin me

You are fucking kidding me,

Yeah, I think it would be better if he releases his stress on an actual human beign....

There where some afro-american satanist in the park near our home over the weekend, the hearts were cut out of every watermelon and eaten by the satanist cult perps. Noway of knowing for sure who is responsible for this cruel incident but the evidence is clear and the perps long gone before it was discovered

haha what...

:chimpy:

It's beyond fucked up the guy just cut the watermelon it was her interpretation of being threatened , no words just cutting a watermelon , talk about abuse of justice , that man should leave that evil bitch, what's diseases he is and the cops are no better .

I would have hated to have seen them looking at me cutting the cake and watermelon on the 4th. I had 12 watermelons to cut up, along with a huge cake. I wonder what would have happened had they of seen all the kids eating the watermelon. It would have been all out war zone here.

oh the humanity

Absolutely ridiculous - precrime arrest again.

What really bothers me though is that the couple were already going through divorce proceedings. What the hell were they doing in the same house together in the first place? Someone should've been kicked out already if shit was bad to begin with.

Yeah, yeah - someone's gonna say that it's too expensive or whatever... Dude was an idiot to remain in the same house with that crazy bitch. Or if she really was that scared - she should've gone to a shelter for abused women. Neither party had all their marbles in the right baskets in my opinion.

He was pissed she forgot the chicken.

FPSRussia is totally boned then, for wanton watermelon savagery.

I violently bit a twizzler in two and angrily pulled on it til it was severed ....

so what was he supposedly being charged with?

I just battled a 5th Ave. wrapper for every last scrap of melted chocolate. The outcome was a draw.

She already turned him in for weed, methinks she has some prejudice against this individual?

NOW would be proud.

I am so glad I saw this before I die.

Water melons are a protected species!

of course Carmine C. was identified, putting questions as to his mental stability into the minds of all that read this and may come in contact with him while his accuser was only identified as "the woman".

"They say she later returned home to find the watermelon on the counter with a butcher's knife in it. She reported that Cervellino then entered the room and began carving the watermelon. She called the incident passive-aggressive and menacing."

This doesn't make sense...

Who was the woman?

What the hell was she doing in a seemingly stranger's toolbox?

Why wasn't the man charged with trespassing? This guy just randomly entered her home and started carving a watermelon he decided to place on her counter with a knife?

There's more to this story than what's being reported.

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I hope its his wife or girlfriend, otherwise he is "the handyman who would not leave"