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just got my first kid 5 days ago.. cant figure out what 2 call him.. any suggestions Guys??

 
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haha what.. havent you met more wankers not named adam??
 Quoting: SuperElgen


Well, only 75% of Michaels are wankers...
Steves hover around 80%
Brians are probably 50/50.
But Adams.....you've got a 100% probability of wankerdom.
 Quoting: Some Viking God


lol you are pretty funny... thanks 4 the laugh :)
 Quoting: SuperElgen


;)

I hope you find a nice name for your son.
Congrats :)
 Quoting: Some Viking God


thank you:)
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Re: just got my first kid 5 days ago.. cant figure out what 2 call him.. any suggestions Guys??
Name him Lionel Cornelius.

He will be happy and successful!!
hf
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Daniel
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like that 2..

From the Hebrew name דָּנִיֵּ&#148​8;ל (Daniyyel) meaning "God is my judge". Daniel was a Hebrew prophet whose story is told in the Book of Daniel in the Old Testament. He lived during the Jewish captivity in Babylon, where he served in the court of the king, rising to prominence by interpreting the king's dreams. The book also presents Daniel's four visions of the end of the world.
Due to the popularity of the biblical character, the name came into use in England during the Middle Ages. Though it became rare by the 15th century, it was revived after the Protestant Reformation. Famous bearers of this name include English author Daniel Defoe (1660-1731), Swiss mathematician Daniel Bernoulli (1700-1782), and American frontiersman Daniel Boone (1734-1820).
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Re: just got my first kid 5 days ago.. cant figure out what 2 call him.. any suggestions Guys??
Name him Lionel Cornelius.

He will be happy and successful!!
hf
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what makes you say that?? :)
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Re: just got my first kid 5 days ago.. cant figure out what 2 call him.. any suggestions Guys??
Is this a kid like a goat, or a human child?
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human... my pet goat dont sleep on my chest as i type on the laptop.. we cutle in the pool.. :D

Whaaaaat...
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well, congratulations on your firstborn. The reason I asked was because the title is ambiguous and it could be interpreted as a goat (a baby goat is called a kid). I wanted to ask for clarification before making jokes about Muhammad and his love of goats. Now that it is cleared up I know it is very inappropriate to name it contagious anal blisters in Arabic....

see what I'm saying....

How about naming it for a national hero, should be many to choose from as you all have a long and storied history.
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Give him a strong name: Maximillian...Love it.
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Name him "Drought"
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Name him Sue.
He'll learn to fight real good. Listen. wink


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Is this a kid like a goat, or a human child?
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human... my pet goat dont sleep on my chest as i type on the laptop.. we cutle in the pool.. :D

Whaaaaat...
 Quoting: SuperElgen


well, congratulations on your firstborn. The reason I asked was because the title is ambiguous and it could be interpreted as a goat (a baby goat is called a kid). I wanted to ask for clarification before making jokes about Muhammad and his love of goats. Now that it is cleared up I know it is very inappropriate to name it contagious anal blisters in Arabic....

see what I'm saying....

How about naming it for a national hero, should be many to choose from as you all have a long and storied history.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60064100


:) your right..

Thats a good idea actually.. i will look in 2 it.. thank you :)
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Name him Sue.
He'll learn to fight real good. Listen. wink


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naaaa.. dont think so :D
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Poopyface Mcfadden.
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Jackson

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How about 'Cheddar', or 'Asiago'???


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Jackson

Hank

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I agree with Jackson!!!
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Re: just got my first kid 5 days ago.. cant figure out what 2 call him.. any suggestions Guys??
he is right here on my chest sleeping as im typing this.. i have never been this happy in all my life :) the LOVE i feel 4 this litle guy is the best ever.. didnt know real love before i can see that now:)

anyway.. you Guys got any suggestions..?
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Real love?

Then call him David - means beloved
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Is this a kid like a goat, or a human child?
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cruise

I was wondering that myself.
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anyway.. you Guys got any suggestions..?
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Well seeing as how your in Denmark.....yellowbike.....how about Schleswig-Holstein.

Then raise him up with his only mission in life to be to liberate Denmarks two lost provinces from the blood stained hands of the tyrannical Germans.
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anyway.. you Guys got any suggestions..?
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Well seeing as how your in Denmark.....yellowbike.....how about Schleswig-Holstein.

Then raise him up with his only mission in life to be to liberate Denmarks two lost provinces from the blood stained hands of the tyrannical Germans.
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crazy
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Perfect name...

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Re: just got my first kid 5 days ago.. cant figure out what 2 call him.. any suggestions Guys??
Name him Lionel Cornelius.

He will be happy and successful!!
hf
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what makes you say that?? :)
 Quoting: SuperElgen

Because LIONEL Messi
and Andreas CORNELIUS

Both are football players. You should know Lionel Messi.

But I suggest you should name him Christian.
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If not that, then David Joshua. You can nickname him DJ...
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Sven or Thor





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