Blond Joke Thread | |
Nick Nailher (Eissak) User ID: 60315172 Australia 07/22/2014 06:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
No Dhimmi (OP) User ID: 15685685 United States 07/22/2014 11:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | why do blonde women have bruises around their belly buttons? Quoting: Nick Nailher (Eissak) Because blonde men are stupid too. Just WOW ALL relevant scriptures that include a time factor prove no pre-trib rapture. Over 50 verses! Kindle Edition only 99 CENTS! Biblical Eschatological “Time-Stamps” Relevant to the Last Day/Days (Amazon) |
No Dhimmi (OP) User ID: 18316603 United States 07/22/2014 08:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari!" ALL relevant scriptures that include a time factor prove no pre-trib rapture. Over 50 verses! Kindle Edition only 99 CENTS! Biblical Eschatological “Time-Stamps” Relevant to the Last Day/Days (Amazon) |
No Dhimmi (OP) User ID: 18316603 United States 07/22/2014 08:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ALL relevant scriptures that include a time factor prove no pre-trib rapture. Over 50 verses! Kindle Edition only 99 CENTS! Biblical Eschatological “Time-Stamps” Relevant to the Last Day/Days (Amazon) |
No Dhimmi (OP) User ID: 54070537 United States 08/27/2014 04:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." MORAL OF THE STORY Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, ..... but all men...are men! ALL relevant scriptures that include a time factor prove no pre-trib rapture. Over 50 verses! Kindle Edition only 99 CENTS! Biblical Eschatological “Time-Stamps” Relevant to the Last Day/Days (Amazon) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62087027 United Kingdom 08/27/2014 04:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27559799 United States 08/27/2014 05:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62125481 Germany 08/27/2014 05:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: How do you keep a BLONDE busy all day? A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen. source: [link to www.jokes4us.com] |
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