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Fake Ice Cream? Won't Melt !!! Will it burn??

 
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Fake Ice Cream? Won't Melt !!! Will it burn??
It just turns into a shit sandwich after 12 hours outside! Someone should take a bic lighter to it in a safe location.


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“I thought that’s quite weird,” she said. “So I looked at the box, and it doesn’t say artificial ice cream. It says ice cream.”

Watson tried again, setting out another sandwich over night and got the same result: the ice cream had barely melted from in between its chocolate cookie constraints.

And that’s when she wondered: “What am I feeding to my children?”

WCPO did its own experiments with different brands of ice cream as well. Here’s what they found:

The Haagen-Dazs melted quickly into a puddle.

The Klondike sandwich melted to a fair extent.

The Walmart sandwich, though it melted a bit, remained the most solid in appearance, and still looked like a sandwich.

“Every material or ingredient has a different melting temperature or amount of heat energy required for a change in phase,” UCSB’s ScienceLine said on its website. “Water freezes and melts at 32 degrees Fahrenheit (0 degrees Celsius), while milk melts at about 31 degrees Fahrenheit (-0.5 degrees Celsius). Other ingredients like sugar, cream, salt, Red #3, and so forth will change the overall melting temperature of the ice cream. The melting temperature is different between ingredients because different kinds of atoms and molecules require different amounts of energy to change the way they associate with one another and change from a solid to a liquid.”
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Re: Fake Ice Cream? Won't Melt !!! Will it burn??
wtf
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Re: Fake Ice Cream? Won't Melt !!! Will it burn??
GMO quasi ice cream. Probably blubber dna from whale with chemicals or something.
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Re: Fake Ice Cream? Won't Melt !!! Will it burn??
Has anyone tried to burn this white goo with a bic lighter?
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07/30/2014 02:53 AM
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Re: Fake Ice Cream? Won't Melt !!! Will it burn??
science turned food into edible garbage
freaky
what else isn't food?
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06/17/2023 11:29 PM
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Re: Fake Ice Cream? Won't Melt !!! Will it burn??
WARNING!

SYNTHETIC ICE CREAM!

AVOID!

WE SHOULD PROSECUTE
EVERY DEMONIC STORE
KNOWINGLY STOCKING THIS SATANIC SHIT
POISONING OUR FOOD SUPPLY!


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06/17/2023 11:49 PM
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I didn’t believe a snow ball wouldn’t melt so the last two years the snowballs only got black where lite, but not ONE drop came off.
“Build thee more stately Mansions oh my Soul, and leave my outgrown shell upon the Waters of Life.”

“Be ye therefore like the grasses and yield to the inevitable forces of Nature and in so yielding survive”.
-Sage
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06/18/2023 04:57 AM
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Re: Fake Ice Cream? Won't Melt !!! Will it burn??
WARNING: Fake Ice Cream

Buyer Beware: GMO ice cream is
here.

To be clear, these fake ice
creams are NOT PLANT-BASED.

They're SYNTHETIC.

The fake ice creams are created in a lab
using an unregulated, extreme form of
genetic engineering called
Synthetic Biology.

And because all new methods of
genetic engineering have been
deregulated and the new sham GMO
labelling law that went into effect
this month exempts synbio, these
fake ice creams will have no GM
labelling.

Patented lab-created proteins that
mimic cow’s milk proteins are the
basis for these products.

There are no safety studies required,
nothing at all to make sure they’re
actually safe with no short or long-term
health risks.

Without long term safety testing,
there is no way to know the potential
adverse impacts on health over time.

There are already concerns about
allergenicity!!!!??????

(FUCK THE ALLERGENICITY!!!

NO-ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS

SHOULD GO WITHIN A MILLION

MILES OF THIS POISON SHIT

NEVER MIND EATING IT AND

THEN EXPERIENCING

ALLERGIC REACTIONS!

THE SAME PEOPLE EATING THIS

WILL BE THE SAME BLIND DUMB SHEEPLE TARDS

WHO “EXPERIMENTED” WITH TAKING

“THE LETHAL POISON

COVID DEATH JAB”

THAT WAS OBVIOUSLY

DESIGNED TO KILL THEM!)

How do you identify this fake ice
cream?

Look for something on the
label that says...



“Made with Perfect Day”.

It could be a logo, or just the words.


MANAGERS OF ALL SUPERMARKETS STOCKING THIS
SHOULD BE EXECUTED FOR PURPOSEFUL PREMEDITATED MASS MURDER WHICH WE ALL KNOW IS GOING TO HAPPEN!
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Re: Fake Ice Cream? Won't Melt !!! Will it burn??
It just turns into a shit sandwich after 12 hours outside! Someone should take a bic lighter to it in a safe location.


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“I thought that’s quite weird,” she said. “So I looked at the box, and it doesn’t say artificial ice cream. It says ice cream.”

Watson tried again, setting out another sandwich over night and got the same result: the ice cream had barely melted from in between its chocolate cookie constraints.

And that’s when she wondered: “What am I feeding to my children?”

WCPO did its own experiments with different brands of ice cream as well. Here’s what they found:

The Haagen-Dazs melted quickly into a puddle.

The Klondike sandwich melted to a fair extent.

The Walmart sandwich, though it melted a bit, remained the most solid in appearance, and still looked like a sandwich.

“Every material or ingredient has a different melting temperature or amount of heat energy required for a change in phase,” UCSB’s ScienceLine said on its website. “Water freezes and melts at 32 degrees Fahrenheit (0 degrees Celsius), while milk melts at about 31 degrees Fahrenheit (-0.5 degrees Celsius). Other ingredients like sugar, cream, salt, Red #3, and so forth will change the overall melting temperature of the ice cream. The melting temperature is different between ingredients because different kinds of atoms and molecules require different amounts of energy to change the way they associate with one another and change from a solid to a liquid.”
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CHEAP ICE CREAM NOT REAL ICE CREAM ACTUALLY HAS TIRE PRODUCT CHEMICALS IN IT.





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