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Post Your Hard Knock Wisdom from Chitty Life Experiences

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/25/2014 05:16 PM
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Regarding children......

Be very, very, very guarded about the person you will have children with. Study them and their parents hard. Look at every detail, mental illness, aptitude, genetics, problems, as once that baby is born it'll be attached to you with all it's genetic issues and problems for life. A new life should not be an accident. Especially with the wrong person.

I never understood why parents don't stress this simple mega-issue with a fkg sledge hammer.

And, you have no idea who you have in a relationship until at least a year or two, maybe longer while they're on their best behavior performing for your acceptance.
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clappa
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07/25/2014 05:23 PM
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Business.......

Never hire an experienced auditor/CPA as your CFO. They can steal your money without a trace. You'll always suspect and never know.
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Wow - just wow!!!
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07/25/2014 05:25 PM
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Never adopt the views of another just to "fit in" or "get along".
Be yourself. Think for yourself.

Work hard.
Play hard.
Be fair.
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07/25/2014 05:25 PM
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Don't fuck your friends wife. of a cops wife lol.
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07/25/2014 05:26 PM
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anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
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07/25/2014 05:28 PM
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Good help is hard to find.
take care of your hands and feet.
do it yourself. others don't respect or care and do bad jobs.
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07/25/2014 05:28 PM
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Don't waste your time waiting on people. DO things alone if you have to.
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07/25/2014 05:29 PM
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Finance......

If you're an extreme introvert, ugly, fat, deformed, or just young with no respect, you should seriously consider starting an Internet business. Find something to sell on the Internet where your age, looks, gender, deformity, don't matter.

This is big. You have to think this way today.

No one in the corporate or work world gets any respect until they're at least 40. An Internet business changes all that as you become invisible to the end user, they only see the product and the website.
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Do you mean ecommerce OP?
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07/25/2014 05:31 PM
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Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen

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07/25/2014 05:31 PM
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Stay away from witch craft
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07/25/2014 05:31 PM
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Don't be a whiner or a complainer.
Nobody like a fucking whiner.

Do what you need to do and get it fucking done.
Results get recognized. Focus on delivering results.
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07/25/2014 05:36 PM
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If someone repeatedly says hurtful things followed by "I'm only joking" ... they are not really joking and they're not your friend.
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07/25/2014 05:36 PM
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Finance......

If you're an extreme introvert, ugly, fat, deformed, or just young with no respect, you should seriously consider starting an Internet business. Find something to sell on the Internet where your age, looks, gender, deformity, don't matter.

This is big. You have to think this way today.

No one in the corporate or work world gets any respect until they're at least 40. An Internet business changes all that as you become invisible to the end user, they only see the product and the website.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60720076


Do you mean ecommerce OP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49015177


Yes eCommerce. Sell something..... not ebay.....however you can use ebay to find demand for a certain product and branch out with similar products.
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07/25/2014 07:49 PM
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Business.........

Never take on a business partner. They rarely work long term. It's exactly like another performance based acceptance marriage partnership. They end the same way. It's always expensive.
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07/26/2014 08:11 AM
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Health.....

I regret losing half my life struggling with extreme weight problems, inflammation, and health problems because I missed the fact that the food supply, especially processed food, fast food, and restaurant food was so heavily laden with sodium, sugar in 15 different forms, high fructose corn syrup, MSG, and any of 10,000+ chemicals that progressively got worse every year, since the mid 70s.

The funny thing is I tried to eat healthy processed food, and better choices at restaurants, and almost never ate at fast food restaurants, and it didn't matter.
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07/26/2014 08:18 AM
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Health.....

I regret losing half my life struggling with extreme weight problems, inflammation, and health problems because I missed the fact that the food supply, especially processed food, fast food, and restaurant food was so heavily laden with sodium, sugar in 15 different forms, high fructose corn syrup, MSG, and any of 10,000+ chemicals that progressively got worse every year, since the mid 70s.

The funny thing is I tried to eat healthy processed food, and better choices at restaurants, and almost never ate at fast food restaurants, and it didn't matter.
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Apropos of that, NEVER eat microwaved food, and throw out your microwave, if you have one.

There is a reason that they were banned in the Soviet Union in the late 1970s.

pennywise
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07/26/2014 08:32 AM
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never send a photoshopped pic of your junk to a woman you would like to meet one day
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07/26/2014 09:00 AM
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Seeing as I've been going through something incredibly hard for the past 20 months the most important thing I've learned its to seek and trust God everyday and you will have the best life you can have and never woork about anything. Ppl don't realize that God is infinite, the mark of a true Christian is someone who has complete trust in God and continues to search for Him until his/her death
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07/26/2014 09:01 AM
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I'm meant to say worry instead of work
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07/26/2014 09:02 AM
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Don't sneeze with your head bent downwards. Sneeze with your head comfortably elevated, in the natural position for sneezing.
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07/26/2014 09:23 AM
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NEVER marry a very beautiful woman...

ALWAYS think before you speak....

tounge
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Never say anything abusive to a woman. She will never forget it and always use it against you.

Take good care of your teeth. It is worth the hassle.

Watch your salt intake.

Never be afraid to talk to God no matter what you are into at the time. Believe me he understands.

Good manners are always a good idea.

Love is not a feeling it is a promise. Your love is as good as your word.

If you want someone to be kind to you, be kind to them first.
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07/26/2014 09:25 AM
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Don't sneeze with your head bent downwards. Sneeze with your head comfortably elevated, in the natural position for sneezing.
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Never cough when you have a upset stomach
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07/26/2014 09:53 AM
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Be warry of people who continually say they are sorry when they haven't done anything yet to be sorry for. They will. And they will demand to be forgiven for it when they do.
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07/26/2014 09:59 AM
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Be totally loving, as much as possible. This can only occur if you pray to God for help. Otherwise, too much judgement will creep in.

hugs
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07/26/2014 10:01 AM
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Never put off til tomorrow what you can do today.

(Why can't I learn this?)
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Never put off until later what you can do NOW.

5a
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07/26/2014 10:02 AM
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trust no one
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07/26/2014 10:05 AM
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Think twice, speak once.

Plan for the future, live for today.

Don't toss your pearls before swine.
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07/26/2014 10:07 AM
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Don't trust no bitches...

That doesn't necessarily mean women either...
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How's that problem of yours going? Hope it all got ironed out.
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Never use a microwave to try and dry your clothes quickly.





GLP