tattoos-- nothing pisses me off more than seeing a EBD card recipient have a ton of tatts-

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I'm a tattoo artist, I did all of my tattoos for a couple dollars.
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Whenever I tattoo my name on a woman, I make her pay me with steak and lobster.
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I want to personally thank you for the steak and lobster that came exclusively from your tax dollars... I think I'll have the next one trade in some of her ebt for some Hienikens too.
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Hey Bro, treat yourself to a steak and lobster dinner, and wash it down with a case of Hienies... you deserve it, shoots, you're paying for everybody else to party and get laid, treat yourself too!
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Wow! All this typing really makes me want to consume something... do you think your gf would like a tattoo?
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I specialize in breasts.
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Unbelievable, the amount of sorry ass people wanting to express their individuality through tatts- be yourself without proving to everyone that you do not know shit from shinola. I have not been beaten down, just proving my argument is true and these assholes have nothing to look forward too in life when they are 70 years old and wondering how they could have lived their life better and made an impression on the younger generation. For god sakes- this individuality excuse is just an excuse for being a failure in life