Moral Fags suck, straight lacers too, so do junkies.

Hardcore drugs are for people who cannot cope. Substance abuse is fun in moderation, by people of sound mind.

Moral fags are even worse, because they run around shitting on everyones fun because their life is extremely boring, being so sober and all. These people love to watch the Big Bang Theory and other 'trendy' shows that premier on HBO and their cabal, er cable boxes.

Straight lacers are a snore fest. Want a beer? Nah dude, I don't drink. Want a cig? Nah dude, cigs are gross. Want to take a bong rip? Nah man weeds for losers. What's your occupation again? I work at Hot Topic. Oh yeah, can you GTFO please?

Let's see.

Right wing crazies suck. So too do those crazy lefties.

Libertarians suck, they talk about being about Liberty, but god forbid you do something thats not socially accepted, isn't that the point of having freedom? As long as the Golden Rule applies, enjoy life.

Jesus, whoops, that may have just sent me to hell.

Oh, and religious nuts, not sure about you but the last Poop, er Pope had a group of gay men doing pyramid formations as he clapped happily, possibly with an erection.

The new Pope said that LBGTs get into heaven, but according to my bible, it's somewhere around here, possibly being used to prop my shit fridge up, but in there somewhere I could have sworn that it said something about men or women laying together is an Obamanation.

What else... oh yeah, scientists suck, know it all assholes feeding us pills. Ok, some are cool. But 99.99999% of them are lame, todays scientists at least. None of them are ripped on LSD, Acid or Psilocybin.

Athletes really suck.

Music sucks.

Politics suck.

And yes, even you reading this, you suck too.