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Vice President Biden Admits He Occasionally Takes Out Payday Loans

 
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Vice President Joe Biden visited with Al Sharpton this morning on MSNBC where he spoke candidly about Hillary Clinton, his 2016 presidential aspirations and the financial hardships his family has faced since becoming the vice president.


JOE BIDEN: Everybody thinks because you’re the vice president you’re rolling in dough. I wish it were true, but it’s not. I’m no different than millions of other Americans who struggle every month to make ends meet.

AL SHARPTON: Hillary said they had to borrow money to buy houses.

JOE BIDEN: She was fortunate to know wealthy people willing to lend her large sums of money.

AL SHARPTON: You tellin’ me you don’t know any rich people?

JOE BIDEN: As the vice president I interact with wealthy people all the time. But the Biden family’s friends are mostly blue collar workers. Just regular folks struggling to get by. Unfortunately, many of them are unemployed. So no, there isn’t anybody to borrow money from. And even if there were, we’d never be able to pay it back.

AL SHARPTON: So how do you get by?

JOE BIDEN: Well, like millions of other Americans, Jill and I live on a tight budget. But even then there are the unexpected expenses that always seem to occur during the the lean times. When the brakes on the car go out or the roof starts to leak.

AL SHARPTON: How do you manage during those times?

JOE BIDEN: Sometimes I’ve had to take a payday loan. It doesn’t happen very often, but there have been times it’s been my only option.

AL SHARPTON: But you’re the vice president of America. Can’t you just go get some money from the place where they make it?

JOE BIDEN: (chuckling) Oh, if it were only that simple. Look, I don’t want anyone thinking we’re going hungry or anything. We’ve eaten for free at the White House plenty of times. But every now and then when our backs are against the wall financially, I’ll head over to an inner city check cashing business and get a payday loan. It’s no big deal. Lots of Americans do it. I’m no better than they are, even if I am the vice president of the United States.

AL SHARPTON: But my producers told me your wife is a doctor. Can’t she do a few brain surgeons or something? I would think that would bring in a substandard amount of cash.

JOE BIDEN: Well, she’s not that kind of doctor. Her doctorate is in education.

AL SHARPTON: So let her operate on some teachers.

Full Article: [link to www.thedailyrash.com]

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Joe is full of shit and also has shit for brains.
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However Joe Biden did take out a loan to pay for his daughter's wedding

"According to financial-disclosure forms released Wednesday afternoon, Biden took out a home-equity line of credit valued between $100,001 and $250,000 in 2012 — his second in as many years. The 20-year line of credit from the Wilmington Savings Fund Society has an interest rate of 4.49% and replaces a $15,001 to $50,000 line of credit from 2011 from the same bank at a higher rate."

[link to swampland.time.com]

Apparently he and his wife can't get by on over $400,000/ year. Too bad none of his kids are republican

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JOE BIDEN: (chuckling) Oh, if it were only that simple. Look, I don’t want anyone thinking we’re going hungry or anything.


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Biden, my friend, you are the last person on this earth that I worry about being hungry. If you starve, good riddance.
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Joe is full of shit and also has shit for brains.
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Maybe he did too much crack and needed to loan to make it back to Washington.
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Vice President Joe Biden visited with Al Sharpton this morning on MSNBC where he spoke candidly about Hillary Clinton, his 2016 presidential aspirations and the financial hardships his family has faced since becoming the vice president.


JOE BIDEN: Everybody thinks because you’re the vice president you’re rolling in dough. I wish it were true, but it’s not. I’m no different than millions of other Americans who struggle every month to make ends meet.

AL SHARPTON: Hillary said they had to borrow money to buy houses.

JOE BIDEN: She was fortunate to know wealthy people willing to lend her large sums of money.

AL SHARPTON: You tellin’ me you don’t know any rich people?

JOE BIDEN: As the vice president I interact with wealthy people all the time. But the Biden family’s friends are mostly blue collar workers. Just regular folks struggling to get by. Unfortunately, many of them are unemployed. So no, there isn’t anybody to borrow money from. And even if there were, we’d never be able to pay it back.

AL SHARPTON: So how do you get by?

JOE BIDEN: Well, like millions of other Americans, Jill and I live on a tight budget. But even then there are the unexpected expenses that always seem to occur during the the lean times. When the brakes on the car go out or the roof starts to leak.

AL SHARPTON: How do you manage during those times?

JOE BIDEN: Sometimes I’ve had to take a payday loan. It doesn’t happen very often, but there have been times it’s been my only option.

AL SHARPTON: But you’re the vice president of America. Can’t you just go get some money from the place where they make it?

JOE BIDEN: (chuckling) Oh, if it were only that simple. Look, I don’t want anyone thinking we’re going hungry or anything. We’ve eaten for free at the White House plenty of times. But every now and then when our backs are against the wall financially, I’ll head over to an inner city check cashing business and get a payday loan. It’s no big deal. Lots of Americans do it. I’m no better than they are, even if I am the vice president of the United States.

AL SHARPTON: But my producers told me your wife is a doctor. Can’t she do a few brain surgeons or something? I would think that would bring in a substandard amount of cash.

JOE BIDEN: Well, she’s not that kind of doctor. Her doctorate is in education.

AL SHARPTON: So let her operate on some teachers.

Full Article: [link to www.thedailyrash.com]

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 Quoting: Natalie the Bee 49463879


5a Did Sharpton ask Biden to have his wife "DO" some brain surgeons?
For some extra cash?
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bsflag He's a liar.
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"admits"?

How about "lies" about his payday loans.
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Oops, should have read the source... satire.
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Vice President Joe Biden visited with Al Sharpton this morning on MSNBC where he spoke candidly about Hillary Clinton, his 2016 presidential aspirations and the financial hardships his family has faced since becoming the vice president.


JOE BIDEN: Everybody thinks because you’re the vice president you’re rolling in dough. I wish it were true, but it’s not. I’m no different than millions of other Americans who struggle every month to make ends meet.

AL SHARPTON: Hillary said they had to borrow money to buy houses.

JOE BIDEN: She was fortunate to know wealthy people willing to lend her large sums of money.

AL SHARPTON: You tellin’ me you don’t know any rich people?

JOE BIDEN: As the vice president I interact with wealthy people all the time. But the Biden family’s friends are mostly blue collar workers. Just regular folks struggling to get by. Unfortunately, many of them are unemployed. So no, there isn’t anybody to borrow money from. And even if there were, we’d never be able to pay it back.

AL SHARPTON: So how do you get by?

JOE BIDEN: Well, like millions of other Americans, Jill and I live on a tight budget. But even then there are the unexpected expenses that always seem to occur during the the lean times. When the brakes on the car go out or the roof starts to leak.

AL SHARPTON: How do you manage during those times?

JOE BIDEN: Sometimes I’ve had to take a payday loan. It doesn’t happen very often, but there have been times it’s been my only option.

AL SHARPTON: But you’re the vice president of America. Can’t you just go get some money from the place where they make it?

JOE BIDEN: (chuckling) Oh, if it were only that simple. Look, I don’t want anyone thinking we’re going hungry or anything. We’ve eaten for free at the White House plenty of times. But every now and then when our backs are against the wall financially, I’ll head over to an inner city check cashing business and get a payday loan. It’s no big deal. Lots of Americans do it. I’m no better than they are, even if I am the vice president of the United States.

AL SHARPTON: But my producers told me your wife is a doctor. Can’t she do a few brain surgeons or something? I would think that would bring in a substandard amount of cash.

JOE BIDEN: Well, she’s not that kind of doctor. Her doctorate is in education.

AL SHARPTON: So let her operate on some teachers.

Full Article: [link to www.thedailyrash.com]

wtf
 Quoting: Natalie the Bee 49463879


Very large joke with all these characters lmao Indeed
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Oops, should have read the source... satire.
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They have another story about Biden speaking at a Mosque dressed in a burqa. Poor Joe.

[link to www.thedailyrash.com]
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"admits"?

How about "lies" about his payday loans.
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^^this, the VP is retarded.





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