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I have an Alien Brain with 12 senses - Ask me a question

 
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I have an Alien Brain with 12 senses - Ask me a question
Me and my Alien Brothers took over the Planet on November 22, 1963

The World is our Playground
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My alien brothers and I.
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Re: I have an Alien Brain with 12 senses - Ask me a question
My alien brothers and I.
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youknow
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Re: I have an Alien Brain with 12 senses - Ask me a question
Why are chodes hairy and why do they have a dorsal fin?
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ohlook
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Re: I have an Alien Brain with 12 senses - Ask me a question
how tall are you?
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Re: I have an Alien Brain with 12 senses - Ask me a question
Me and my Alien Brothers took over the Planet on November 22, 1963

The World is our Playground
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agent

playground motion sensors are faster than the speed of light

pls confirm with number, color or pattern

42 rainbow

over
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What does gravity taste like?
Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP.

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Re: I have an Alien Brain with 12 senses - Ask me a question
What can you sense?
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Re: I have an Alien Brain with 12 senses - Ask me a question
Me and my Alien Brothers took over the Planet on November 22, 1963

The World is our Playground
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Sadly your sense of time is not going to get you anywhere.
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Re: I have an Alien Brain with 12 senses - Ask me a question
Me and my Alien Brothers took over the Planet on November 22, 1963

The World is our Playground
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Sadly your sense of time is not going to get you anywhere.
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This. OP, you fail at timeliness and use of the English language.
Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP.

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how tall are you?
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6'2"
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Re: I have an Alien Brain with 12 senses - Ask me a question
What can you sense?
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everything
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Re: I have an Alien Brain with 12 senses - Ask me a question
Me and my Alien Brothers took over the Planet on November 22, 1963

The World is our Playground
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Sadly your sense of time is not going to get you anywhere.
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We can think across time
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Re: I have an Alien Brain with 12 senses - Ask me a question
Me and my Alien Brothers took over the Planet on November 22, 1963

The World is our Playground
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Sadly your sense of time is not going to get you anywhere.
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This. OP, you fail at timeliness and use of the English language.
 Quoting: Doomish


Was busy seducing a Female Alien over the phone
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What does gravity taste like?
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A Pol
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Re: I have an Alien Brain with 12 senses - Ask me a question
Why are chodes hairy and why do they have a dorsal fin?
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Hair is an electromagnetic receiver

Ladies don't shave your bush
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Re: I have an Alien Brain with 12 senses - Ask me a question
Me and my Alien Brothers took over the Planet on November 22, 1963

The World is our Playground
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agent

playground motion sensors are faster than the speed of light

pls confirm with number, color or pattern

42 rainbow

over
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Hey Space Brother from Aquila
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Re: I have an Alien Brain with 12 senses - Ask me a question
My alien brothers and I.
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Spelling Nazis only exist on this planet

We communicate telepathy on our original plant

Written Language is a human creation
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*planet
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What can you sense?
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everything
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Describe the other senses which are absent in humans.
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Re: I have an Alien Brain with 12 senses - Ask me a question
Me and my Alien Brothers took over the Planet on November 22, 1963

The World is our Playground
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Shouldn't you just be able to 'sense' our questions?
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I only have one "sense". You tell me who is more advanced, OP.
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What can you sense?
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everything
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Describe the other senses which are absent in humans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42733433


Dimensional Time Manipulation - We can plan our lives across time and make highly sophisticated 'chess moves'

Telepathy - Can read the thoughts and feelings of others

Image Projection - We can project the image into many humans of how we want them to see us

Mass Hypnosis - We can hypnotize the brains of large groups of people
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I only have one "sense". You tell me who is more advanced, OP.
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I Am

but this is not a competition
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Re: I have an Alien Brain with 12 senses - Ask me a question
Me and my Alien Brothers took over the Planet on November 22, 1963

The World is our Playground
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you suck at this but it's OK. please focus on your poop related topics

tardtardtardtard
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I only have one "sense". You tell me who is more advanced, OP.
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I Am

but this is not a competition
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42686043


You don't know the true meaning of "advanced". How many beings love you?
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Re: I have an Alien Brain with 12 senses - Ask me a question
Me and my Alien Brothers took over the Planet on November 22, 1963

The World is our Playground
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you suck at this but it's OK. please focus on your poop related topics

tardtardtardtard
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I am not an entertainer

I am the Real Deal

And the Real Deal is boring
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Re: I have an Alien Brain with 12 senses - Ask me a question
Me and my Alien Brothers took over the Planet on November 22, 1963

The World is our Playground
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Shouldn't you just be able to 'sense' our questions?
 Quoting: Instig8r


Just by you asking a question we are able to pull the information from the source

If you don't ask a question there is too much knowledge to pull from

A question is merely a parameter which makes it easier for the answer to be Gotten from the Source

And the answer appears in my brain

Within One Second
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I only have one "sense". You tell me who is more advanced, OP.
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I Am

but this is not a competition
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You don't know the true meaning of "advanced". How many beings love you?
 Quoting: Cannabis Cures Ebola


word meanings are for humans to decipher

we communicate in feeling

feel me
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So you knew I would post this?
The modern day “State” of Israel is not the Israel of the Bible! It’s a trick and a trap!
Great Britain and the United States were given the promise of the Birthright to be the greatest nations of all nations. - 4 As for Me, behold, My covenant is with you, and you shall be a father of many nations. 5 No longer shall your name be called Abram, but your name shall be Abraham; for I have made you a father of many nations. 6 I will make you exceedingly fruitful; and I will make nations of you, and kings shall come from you - Genesis 17:4-6
20 And unto Joseph in the land of Egypt were born Manasseh and Ephraim, which Asenath the daughter of Potipherah priest of On bare unto him. - Genesis 46:20
1 Now the sons of Reuben the firstborn of Israel--he was indeed the firstborn, but because he defiled his father's bed, his birthright was given to the sons of Joseph, the son of Israel, so that the genealogy is not listed according to the birthright; 2 yet Judah prevailed over his brothers, and from him came a ruler, although the birthright was Joseph's - 1 Chronicles 5:1-2
Ephraim = Great Britain... Manasseh = United States of America. – Promise fulfilled. It was no accident.

Even so, when you see these things happening, you know that it is near, right at the door. - Mark 13:29

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