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METHANE DOOM IS HERE!! ** We are in the worse case scenario! **

 
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Forget Ebola, forget WWW3, forget Fukushima. THIS NEWS MAKES ME SCARED TO DEATH! WE ARE SO F*CKED!

Remember those huge craters they found in Siberia a couple of weeks ago?

Well, as a lot of us here on GLP suspected, it was Methane. NOT explosions ... BURPS! Huge 200 ft diameter BLOWOUTS! The permafrost in Siberia is melting, and as predicted, HUGE amounts of methane is being released into the atmosphere. Here's the article from yesterday (Aug 1st): [link to phys.org]

Why is that bad, you ask? Because atmospheric methane is a much bigger problem than carbon dioxide, since methane is ~20 times more powerful as a greenhouse gas.

[link to motherboard.vice.com]

But, wait, it's even WORSE!

On July 22, 2014 scientists discovered vast methane plumes escaping from Arctic seafloor. An team of scientists aboard the icebreaker Oden – currently north of eastern Siberia – is working primarily to measure methane emissions from the Arctic seafloor. Only a week into their voyage, the team reported “elevated methane levels, about 10 times higher than background seawater.” - 10 TIMES!
Here's the link: [link to earthsky.org]

But, wait, there's more ...

[link to www.theweathernetwork.com]
[link to www.theguardian.com]

I know a lot of you are Climate Change nay-sayers, because you don't want to admit humans were the cause. Fine. Who the f*ck cares, because it doesn't matter anymore. We've got METHANE, people, and megatons of it, being gushed into the atmosphere.

Wanna know how FRICKIN BAD this is?
IT'S UNRECOVERABLE, OUT-OF-CONTROL DOOM!






"Currently, climate models do not incorporate the effects of methane released from melting permafrost, which means even the most extreme warming scenarios we've come up with might not be extreme enough. A spike in atmospheric methane concentration could set off catastrophic global warming."

[link to www.wunderground.com]
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I will write a check for my entire net worth to Al Gore and that should take care of it. Doom off.
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Thanks for the PIN!
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I was actually researching the top ten most plausible doom scenarios, and melting methane plumes is actually mentioned in quite a few.

It's a relatively unknown and often dismissed doom.. But it looks like it's on the way!
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I know this seems like high doom alert...but if it was as bad as you say....they wouldn't be bothering with the Ebola outbreak.
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2 years of 5C above averate temprature over the short summer in Siberia did NOT warm fucking ground tempratures 200' below the surface.
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I will write a check for my entire net worth to Al Gore and that should take care of it. Doom off.
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Since that is essentially the entire point of the Climate Change / Communist alliance to begin with...
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2 years of 5C above averate temprature over the short summer in Siberia did NOT warm fucking ground tempratures 200' below the surface.
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So much doom, it's almost impossible to keep track of it all!

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2 years of 5C above averate temprature over the short summer in Siberia did NOT warm fucking ground tempratures 200' below the surface.
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It honestly doesn't matter how it came to be anymore, it seems to be happening.
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I know this seems like high doom alert...but if it was as bad as you say....they wouldn't be bothering with the Ebola outbreak.
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Unless the Ebola crisis is just a distraction. Which, if so, they're doing a fantastic job.
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I know this seems like high doom alert...but if it was as bad as you say....they wouldn't be bothering with the Ebola outbreak.
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ya man, there's not enough room in the bunkers for all those billions of people, so maybe they want to cull the population before things get bad with the climate so as to make it easier to preserve the left overs
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Forget Ebola, forget WWW3, forget Fukushima. THIS NEWS MAKES ME SCARED TO DEATH! WE ARE SO F*CKED!

Remember those huge craters they found in Siberia a couple of weeks ago?

Well, as a lot of us here on GLP suspected, it was Methane. NOT explosions ... BURPS! Huge 200 ft diameter BLOWOUTS! The permafrost in Siberia is melting, and as predicted, HUGE amounts of methane is being released into the atmosphere. Here's the article from yesterday (Aug 1st): [link to phys.org]

Why is that bad, you ask? Because atmospheric methane is a much bigger problem than carbon dioxide, since methane is ~20 times more powerful as a greenhouse gas.

[link to motherboard.vice.com]

But, wait, it's even WORSE!

On July 22, 2014 scientists discovered vast methane plumes escaping from Arctic seafloor. An team of scientists aboard the icebreaker Oden – currently north of eastern Siberia – is working primarily to measure methane emissions from the Arctic seafloor. Only a week into their voyage, the team reported “elevated methane levels, about 10 times higher than background seawater.” - 10 TIMES!
Here's the link: [link to earthsky.org]

But, wait, there's more ...

[link to www.theweathernetwork.com]
[link to www.theguardian.com]

I know a lot of you are Climate Change nay-sayers, because you don't want to admit humans were the cause. Fine. Who the f*ck cares, because it doesn't matter anymore. We've got METHANE, people, and megatons of it, being gushed into the atmosphere.

Wanna know how FRICKIN BAD this is?
IT'S UNRECOVERABLE, OUT-OF-CONTROL DOOM!






"Currently, climate models do not incorporate the effects of methane released from melting permafrost, which means even the most extreme warming scenarios we've come up with might not be extreme enough. A spike in atmospheric methane concentration could set off catastrophic global warming."

[link to www.wunderground.com]
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Methane tard
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Forget Ebola, forget WWW3, forget Fukushima. THIS NEWS MAKES ME SCARED TO DEATH! WE ARE SO F*CKED!

Remember those huge craters they found in Siberia a couple of weeks ago?

Well, as a lot of us here on GLP suspected, it was Methane. NOT explosions ... BURPS! Huge 200 ft diameter BLOWOUTS! The permafrost in Siberia is melting, and as predicted, HUGE amounts of methane is being released into the atmosphere. Here's the article from yesterday (Aug 1st): [link to phys.org]

Why is that bad, you ask? Because atmospheric methane is a much bigger problem than carbon dioxide, since methane is ~20 times more powerful as a greenhouse gas.

[link to motherboard.vice.com]

But, wait, it's even WORSE!

On July 22, 2014 scientists discovered vast methane plumes escaping from Arctic seafloor. An team of scientists aboard the icebreaker Oden – currently north of eastern Siberia – is working primarily to measure methane emissions from the Arctic seafloor. Only a week into their voyage, the team reported “elevated methane levels, about 10 times higher than background seawater.” - 10 TIMES!
Here's the link: [link to earthsky.org]

But, wait, there's more ...

[link to www.theweathernetwork.com]
[link to www.theguardian.com]

I know a lot of you are Climate Change nay-sayers, because you don't want to admit humans were the cause. Fine. Who the f*ck cares, because it doesn't matter anymore. We've got METHANE, people, and megatons of it, being gushed into the atmosphere.

Wanna know how FRICKIN BAD this is?
IT'S UNRECOVERABLE, OUT-OF-CONTROL DOOM!






"Currently, climate models do not incorporate the effects of methane released from melting permafrost, which means even the most extreme warming scenarios we've come up with might not be extreme enough. A spike in atmospheric methane concentration could set off catastrophic global warming."

[link to www.wunderground.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51858751


OK let's say we ARE on some trajectory toward warmer temps and the resulting release of methane into the atmosphere ... then ...

How is this situation different from the condition of the earth eons ago when dinosaurs roamed the earth? The temperature was warm and tropical, and sea levels were so high that Death Valley Ca (and many other places) were inland seas. We all learned this in grade school.

Life survived on the planet then, and there was no "tipping point" that led to a Venus-like inferno.

Why do you and others think that it might happen this time if it didn't happen then? I asked a major climate researcher at JPL this question and he blew me off. It needs answering.

Thanks!
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I will write a check for my entire net worth to Al Gore and that should take care of it. Doom off.
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Since that is essentially the entire point of the Climate Change / Communist alliance to begin with...
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Wait till they see what the number is.

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I'm still digesting ebola doom and planes- ebola and Aids doctors on planes together....Us flying on planes together and ebola flying with us.,,, water droplets carrying ebola and no water in Cali..... All roads lead back to ebola. Methane gas doesn't lead to ebola. Do you think all this has been a distraction? Maybe.
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Methfartards!



I'm convinced my stupid, retarded, slow to learn, low oxygen birth cat is smarter than 99.9999998 % of everyone on this planet!

Ripley was right when she asked "Did IQ's just suddenly drop while I was gone?"
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On July 22, 2014 scientists discovered vast methane plumes escaping from Arctic seafloor.

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Even cows know that there's more arctic ice now than in decades past.

cowfart

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2 years of 5C above averate temprature over the short summer in Siberia did NOT warm fucking ground tempratures 200' below the surface.
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Idiot, the melting is happening at the bottom of the sea, less than 200 feet deep. A thin layer of frozen sediments is the seal, or cap, for BILLIONS of tons of methane (about 5 million years worth). It is ready to pour into the atmosphere in the next few decades.

This will increase the greenhouse gas by 300 times.
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2 years of 5C above averate temprature over the short summer in Siberia did NOT warm fucking ground tempratures 200' below the surface.
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Maybe the warming temperatures 200' below the surface have caused the 5C above temp averages over the last two years?

There are things that happen naturally below the surface that we don't understand, but we do know that drastic climate changes have happened in the past.
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Even cows know that there's more arctic ice now than in decades past.

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Oh and why is that? Because maybe its hotter in general so more humidity is evaporating and falling as snow in the colder areas so more glacier growth in those places?

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Maybe this is why the magnetic north pole has moved to Siberia.

Thread: Magnetic North Pole Moving Toward Siberia

Thread: BREAKING: Shift of Earth's magnetic north pole impacts Tampa airport!

Thread: Magnetic North Pole Rapidly Moving Towards Russia
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Forget Ebola, forget WWW3, forget Fukushima. THIS NEWS MAKES ME SCARED TO DEATH! WE ARE SO F*CKED!

Remember those huge craters they found in Siberia a couple of weeks ago?

Well, as a lot of us here on GLP suspected, it was Methane. NOT explosions ... BURPS! Huge 200 ft diameter BLOWOUTS! The permafrost in Siberia is melting, and as predicted, HUGE amounts of methane is being released into the atmosphere. Here's the article from yesterday (Aug 1st): [link to phys.org]

Why is that bad, you ask? Because atmospheric methane is a much bigger problem than carbon dioxide, since methane is ~20 times more powerful as a greenhouse gas.

[link to motherboard.vice.com]

But, wait, it's even WORSE!

On July 22, 2014 scientists discovered vast methane plumes escaping from Arctic seafloor. An team of scientists aboard the icebreaker Oden – currently north of eastern Siberia – is working primarily to measure methane emissions from the Arctic seafloor. Only a week into their voyage, the team reported “elevated methane levels, about 10 times higher than background seawater.” - 10 TIMES!
Here's the link: [link to earthsky.org]

But, wait, there's more ...

[link to www.theweathernetwork.com]
[link to www.theguardian.com]

I know a lot of you are Climate Change nay-sayers, because you don't want to admit humans were the cause. Fine. Who the f*ck cares, because it doesn't matter anymore. We've got METHANE, people, and megatons of it, being gushed into the atmosphere.

Wanna know how FRICKIN BAD this is?
IT'S UNRECOVERABLE, OUT-OF-CONTROL DOOM!






"Currently, climate models do not incorporate the effects of methane released from melting permafrost, which means even the most extreme warming scenarios we've come up with might not be extreme enough. A spike in atmospheric methane concentration could set off catastrophic global warming."

[link to www.wunderground.com]
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Actually this is just the tip of the iceberg, it's a lot worse than this.
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Mysterious sphere sculptures:

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I live to hear the expert opinions of the glp scientists.
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When you connect Russian sinkhole methane doom with lake Erie water contamination doom, then maybe we'll get somewhere, maybe Yellowstone has influence non such movements from the great lakes to eastern Russia?
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Lol. No frosty smiley for overwhelming fear and horror?

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