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BREAKING: Terrorist toddler squeezes through White House fence, quickly subdued by Secret Service, toddler and parent unidentified--On the loose!

 
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BREAKING: Terrorist toddler squeezes through White House fence, quickly subdued by Secret Service, toddler and parent unidentified--On the loose!
WASHINGTON (AP) — It's usually someone jumping over the White House fence that causes Secret Service agents patrolling the grounds to scramble.

But on Thursday night, a toddler slipping through slats in the gate caught the eyes of the gun-toting officers who are charged with protecting the president.

Secret Service spokesman Edwin Donovan said the child was returned to his parents. Neither the boy nor his parents were identified.


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At least they didn't shoot him
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Re: BREAKING: Terrorist toddler squeezes through White House fence, quickly subdued by Secret Service, toddler and parent unidentified--On the loose!
Terrorist toddler? Seriously?
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Re: BREAKING: Terrorist toddler squeezes through White House fence, quickly subdued by Secret Service, toddler and parent unidentified--On the loose!
Terrorist toddler? Seriously?
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It's sarcasm moran.
:-)
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Re: BREAKING: Terrorist toddler squeezes through White House fence, quickly subdued by Secret Service, toddler and parent unidentified--On the loose!
Terrorist toddler? Seriously?
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It's sarcasm moran.
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There's a reason he didn't create an account to ask that. Obviosuly he's an idiot.
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Re: BREAKING: Terrorist toddler squeezes through White House fence, quickly subdued by Secret Service, toddler and parent unidentified--On the loose!
Terrorist toddler? Seriously?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54389355


It's sarcasm moran.
 Quoting: Bongo7


It was baby Bin laden come back in a Time machine.


he ain't dead he's in a worm hole
REDSKINS RULE Hail To the redskins. Oh and you can call me pale face. Because people have always used color as a way to help someone understand who or what they are talking about. I was born a Pale face but I'M A REDSKIN BY CHOICE!
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Re: BREAKING: Terrorist toddler squeezes through White House fence, quickly subdued by Secret Service, toddler and parent unidentified--On the loose!
Terrorist toddler? Seriously?
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DHS has a dossier on "The Pint-Sized Slasher" - Just axe Jeh Johnson. I mean ask.
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Re: BREAKING: Terrorist toddler squeezes through White House fence, quickly subdued by Secret Service, toddler and parent unidentified--On the loose!
Maybe the toddler has ebola lol
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Re: BREAKING: Terrorist toddler squeezes through White House fence, quickly subdued by Secret Service, toddler and parent unidentified--On the loose!
You just KNOW there was a report done that will follow this kid when he or she applies for college, job etc down the road.

"I see when you were younger you tried to attack the President of the United States?"
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Im very shocked that they didnt shoot first and ask questions later
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Terrorist toddler? Seriously?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54389355


It's sarcasm moran.
 Quoting: Bongo7


Except when they really are terrorist toddlers:
[link to i.imgur.com]
[link to i.imgur.com]

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otrike

True story.
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Terrorist toddler? Seriously?
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Secret Service Gives Terrorist Toddler Timeout.
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Re: BREAKING: Terrorist toddler squeezes through White House fence, quickly subdued by Secret Service, toddler and parent unidentified--On the loose!
Terrorist toddler? Seriously?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54389355


It's sarcasm moran.
 Quoting: Bongo7


Except when they really are terrorist toddlers:
[link to i.imgur.com]
[link to i.imgur.com]

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 Quoting: -GLP-Christian-


Such a toddler would have freaked out the secret service and they would have asked Pentagon for reinforcements, just like it happened in Benghazi!
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Terrorist toddler? Seriously?
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We're so sorry you were offended. Was your widdle biddy feelings hurt?
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Re: BREAKING: Terrorist toddler squeezes through White House fence, quickly subdued by Secret Service, toddler and parent unidentified--On the loose!
WASHINGTON (AP) — It's usually someone jumping over the White House fence that causes Secret Service agents patrolling the grounds to scramble.

But on Thursday night, a toddler slipping through slats in the gate caught the eyes of the gun-toting officers who are charged with protecting the president.

Secret Service spokesman Edwin Donovan said the child was returned to his parents. Neither the boy nor his parents were identified.

Donovan joked that agents were going to wait until the toddler learned to talk to question him about the incident, but says the boy instead was given a "timeout" and was returned to his parents.


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 Quoting: Bongo7




This is as fast as we should be returning the 'unaccompanied minors' jumping the border to their home.
Oh the irony.
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WASHINGTON (AP) — It's usually someone jumping over the White House fence that causes Secret Service agents patrolling the grounds to scramble.

But on Thursday night, a toddler slipping through slats in the gate caught the eyes of the gun-toting officers who are charged with protecting the president.

Secret Service spokesman Edwin Donovan said the child was returned to his parents. Neither the boy nor his parents were identified.

Donovan joked that agents were going to wait until the toddler learned to talk to question him about the incident, but says the boy instead was given a "timeout" and was returned to his parents.


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 Quoting: Bongo7


I lolled

This is as fast as we should be returning the 'unaccompanied minors' jumping the border to their home.
Oh the irony.
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:-)
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moran? but am from earth
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better put dc on lockdown to be safe, these toddlers are a menace and every last one is armed with a bio weapon
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Terrorist toddler? Seriously?
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Seriously.. all toddlers are terrorists. -Si Robertson
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Re: BREAKING: Terrorist toddler squeezes through White House fence, quickly subdued by Secret Service, toddler and parent unidentified--On the loose!
Wow why so many one star votes. Were people seriously offended by this?
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Re: BREAKING: Terrorist toddler squeezes through White House fence, quickly subdued by Secret Service, toddler and parent unidentified--On the loose!
They didn't shoot him because...

...he's a future Obama voter in the 2028 "election".

All Hail Dear Leader!
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Re: BREAKING: Terrorist toddler squeezes through White House fence, quickly subdued by Secret Service, toddler and parent unidentified--On the loose!
To the guy that gave me a bad karma vote for saying the word "idiot." Please get over yourself and grown the hell up.
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Re: BREAKING: Terrorist toddler squeezes through White House fence, quickly subdued by Secret Service, toddler and parent unidentified--On the loose!
Maybe the toddler has ebola lol
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Let's not "lol" about that, mmmkay?
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Re: BREAKING: Terrorist toddler squeezes through White House fence, quickly subdued by Secret Service, toddler and parent unidentified--On the loose!
The White House - Border Fence Jumping Criminal - was just seeking refugee status.

I think they should stand-down, let the creatures in, tear down the White House fence, have open door policy in the Oval Office and Con-Gress, hand out Obammy Phones, EBT cards, Medical Care Vouchers...etc...

White House talks the talk, it doesn't walk the walk.
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Terrorist toddler? Seriously?
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The toddler could have had a loaded diaper!

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Terrorist toddler? Seriously?
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The toddler could have had a loaded diaper!

:lmaowolf:
 Quoting: Rabid Wolf




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Re: BREAKING: Terrorist toddler squeezes through White House fence, quickly subdued by Secret Service, toddler and parent unidentified--On the loose!
you what time out a kid who has just been aprehended by an armed man acting in a scary manner no doubt just what kind of bullshit is this you must be so angry at how low your country has fallen god give you all strength or what ever it may be that guides you
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Re: BREAKING: Terrorist toddler squeezes through White House fence, quickly subdued by Secret Service, toddler and parent unidentified--On the loose!
Terrorist toddler? Seriously?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54389355


It's sarcasm moran.
 Quoting: Bongo7


Except when they really are terrorist toddlers:
[link to i.imgur.com]
[link to i.imgur.com]

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 Quoting: -GLP-Christian-


Such a toddler would have freaked out the secret service and they would have asked Pentagon for reinforcements, just like it happened in Benghazi!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28891328


Definitely call in for air strikes

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Re: BREAKING: Terrorist toddler squeezes through White House fence, quickly subdued by Secret Service, toddler and parent unidentified--On the loose!
Turned out it was Joe Biden.

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