I've Nicknamed my Bathroom "The Situation Room". Ask me a Question.

are you austistic?

Nope

What's your biggest dump?

In kurics please...

is wolf blitz in the toilet?

At least 2 feet, coiled around the bowl of course. What is Kurics?

No, but he should be, disgraceful putz

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I'd say 3 kurics, at least

hope you bit them after you washed hands...

Depends on which hand I wiped with.

how come every public restroom i go into

there is shit wiped onto the walls?

Are people shoving their ass against the walls?

Were you're best decisions made there?

Well done 7 1/2 lb of jobby ..... Achievements

Do you have a magazine rack.

This is most important as not having one would make it a women's bathroom.

yes, definitely have some great magazines in the little rack on floor

have a book about grand canyon, outer banks, and some national geographics and scientific americans

Ever give yourself a blumpkin?

So, what's the situation?
Firm, semi or runny?

Does the situation room have a panic button for poop related emergencies?

Ever have diarrhea so explosive it's splatted on the walls?

no never.

i don't know how the f**k that is possible.

my cousin said it happened to him after school he had to run home.

and as he pulled his pants down it literally just exploded everywhere he said

How do you spell ebola ?

I have a bathroom book it has all this great stuff in about 1/2-1 page. Dame good book and I have had for years and am far from finishing it

I think I'll call mine, 'The Firing Range'

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lol 1/2- 1 pages?

Is it instructions on how to shit?

And you'll miss :-)

Wolf Blitzer probably has a gold plated toilet seat. Do you?

:HoleHead:

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OP, look over in the corner ...

What picture best exemplies B. Hussein O. in the Situation Room?


This:




Or THIS: