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Poker Doom

 
Aces&eights
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08/15/2014 12:32 PM
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All the poker tables are down. Coincidence, doubtful. I assume that the webmaster in charge of the poker room has contracted ebola, or at the very least, has turned into a zombie. This is how it starts, first theres not as many people playing poker, so you notice it slowly, then everyones gone but you, are you all that is left of humanity? Is it your job to repopulate the earth? My solution to this problem is to just fix the poker tables(all of them) and then the GLP effect should take over and save us all from assured poker doom.
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08/15/2014 12:33 PM
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Pokerrrrrrrrr Doooooom!!!
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08/15/2014 12:33 PM
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Fix the tables to avert this doom, or we are all doooooooommmeeeddd..
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08/15/2014 12:34 PM
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New Alert!
Ferguson Rioters upset over poker tables not working, State police working to find a solution. Updates as available.
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08/15/2014 12:36 PM
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Hillary Clinton states the she will eradicate poker from the internet. Lets stand(or sit) together at the poker tables in protest. They cant take our inalienable right to poker, can they?
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08/15/2014 12:37 PM
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Brad and Angelina state that they will not get married until the poker tables are up and running.
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08/15/2014 12:38 PM
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Rumor has it that aliens are responsible for the poker tables being down. Somebody grab a camera-quick.
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08/15/2014 12:40 PM
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CDC reports that the poker tables are free from Ebola-is there a darker secret as to why they are still down- I have a friend in Nigeria who is supposed to e-mail me some info about it, I just gotta find my bank account number.
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08/15/2014 12:41 PM
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 Quoting: Equinsu Ocha


Is this the person responsible for the poker doom, very possible, looks Russian to me.
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08/15/2014 12:43 PM
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And what about these people who were constantly playing poker here, what are they up to now? I assume they are either plotting world domination or have been infected with Ebola, those are the only two choices, unless they have gone to MO to get some new stuff.
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08/15/2014 12:44 PM
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Breaking news: French submarine just collided with a poker table in the gulf-will update as news comes in.
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08/15/2014 12:45 PM
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Democrats claim illegal aliens hate poker and they will help them rid America of it.
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08/15/2014 12:46 PM
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Is this the person responsible for the poker doom, very possible, looks Russian to me.
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Rachaeldicedice Here is a sure fire winning tip. Assuming that you are a good poker player then play one full session a week. Starting at midnight on Saturday and be stone cold sober...play against the drunks. beer
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08/15/2014 12:47 PM
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Ferguson police will not release the name of the officer because they think he had something to do with the poker tables being down.
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08/15/2014 12:48 PM
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Witnesses claim tony stewart ran into a poker table on Thursday night, any video will be appreciated.
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08/15/2014 12:50 PM
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Scientists theorize that a weak electric link is why the poker tables are down.
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08/15/2014 12:55 PM
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Soros bets on poker crash.
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08/15/2014 01:03 PM
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Breaking News-Police shoot unarmed poker table-players riot.
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08/15/2014 01:10 PM
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C'mon people this needs pined! Your poker rights are being stolen, don't sit still for this, whats next,, monopoly? scrabble? Wake up sheeple.
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08/15/2014 01:25 PM
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Chupacabra link to poker doom. Only one letter from "poker" is in "chupacabra"!!!!!!!WTF is that-tell me that's not crazy.

Poooookkkkeeeeeerrrr Doooooommmmm!!!!!
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08/15/2014 01:26 PM
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Timewave Zero accurately predicts the poker tables going down in august 2014.
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08/15/2014 01:28 PM
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Allright, I just heard back from Rakim, my Nigerian friend, as soon as he gets my account #s he gonna send me some money to get this poker table investigation started.
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09/23/2014 01:42 AM
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Brad and Angelina state that they will not get married until the poker tables are up and running.
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Hahahahahah!

lmaolmaolmao
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09/23/2014 02:48 AM
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Isis vows to attack America and now the poker table is down again? I don't believe in coincidences.
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09/23/2014 02:49 AM
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Georgia Guidestone's updated to include poker doom!
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09/24/2014 03:16 AM
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Update: Three breasted woman claims poker table loves her.
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09/24/2014 03:18 AM
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The weirdest thing I ever saw in the woods was a broken poker table.
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09/24/2014 03:21 AM
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Poker players keep poker table DNA from each table they play poker at!!
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09/24/2014 03:22 AM
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Bardabunga has just erupted with pocket aces
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09/24/2014 04:10 AM
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Poker table captured on video outside International Space Station.





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