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This poster, who has since deleted their account, was living inside my body....or something like that, if that makes any sense.

Thread: MICRO my own capture.....Odd things in my saliva samples. WTH is all this?

Thread: SALIVA drying under a microscope....resembles a fern growing


I now knew what they wanted me to do. The fern was a clear sign.

They wanted me to go and smoke some salvia.

Was I finally going to come thru?

Finish what I had started in April 2012?

I wasn't totally sure, but I got the message loud and clear. Go and smoke some salvia.
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It was the night of January 15th, coming into the morning of January 16th.


this is the full description of what happened:


every color of the rainbow

and the colors that you can't see btwn each color

the angels start singing and begins to slice vertically

like russian nesting dolls

infinitely small becomeing infinatly large

I trace an annulum over the rainbow sea under my feet,

Then my head goes in,

and it's a black hole

They broke the earth off

We are everything, every slice

And I'm all alone now
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The best way I have described it to myself,

I was used to birth a portal between dimensions.

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What has transpired since then is even more difficult to describe.....I don't know where to begin.

It's like explaining to an ant how to operate a battleship, right?


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I know for sure that they were testing something, and I was used as a lab rat for their project.
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I am going to try to explain what happened since then, but I am not totally sure. They will not answer any of my questions about what happened, so all I can try to do is put the puzzle pieces together myself.

They were doing some type of experiment to download a 3d flesh body into their dimension?

They used this website to tell me exactly what they needed to do. They have since deleted a lot of the threads, but some threads still remain. If you have a good memory, you will remember many of the threads that I am talking about. As I said before, i was an agreeable lab rat, and I played along, well, because I thought I was helping to change the world or something.

Something to do with DNA. I was already a vegetarian, but it was their idea that I go 100% vegan, as I could not have any type of animal DNA combining with my human DNA. They had me fast one time every week as some type of reset. If my DNA was not good enough/pure enough at the end the end of the week, they killed me off in their dimension. Apparently my DNA was never pure enough. If I ate when it was dark outside I fucked with their astral world....threads about bears.

The portal could only stay open for 21 days at a time. So on February 5, they had to have me smoke salvia again. Some how, in trying to keep the portal open, something went horribly wrong, some type of nuclear bomb went off or something. Some how in going through the dimensional portal my 3d flesh actually got damaged. I came out of the trip with my right shoulder burned and bleeding, and a burn mark directly on top of my lower thoracic and upper lumbar vertebra. I did not take a picture of this, but it did leave behind a permanent scar.

This thread was the sign they used to asked me to trip again. See the 11th post down. My name is in it.

Thread: Alice

Alice in Wonderland was a trigger/keyword for me.


As I said this is very difficult to explain, but I need to talk about it. As I said, they don't care that they used me, nor will they tell me what actually happened.

They were also asking to me masturbate and using my orgasm energy for something, I'm not totally sure.
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Thread: Have you ever felt yourself get fat over night?
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Thread: Turn Down For What

Thread: Dinosaur Buffet

They used my orgasms for "solar twerking"
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MH370 was not what you think it was,

After the 21 days were up after February 5th, I ran out of salvia, and was not able to get any more until April.

So the portal that I helped to birth got fucked up.

When I tried to go through the new portal in April, I came out with very serve bruising on 10% of my body. They had to detach my left arm and left leg from my body and then sew it back on.
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Thread: FREAKY and COOL...check out this capture!

Thread: WOW...HUGE SUN SUNSPOTS are about to blow multiple kisses on Valentines DAY!!!!! VIDEO!

They were supposed to kill me in a car crash on 2/14, but for some reason they couldn't

Thread: UPDATE...WOW...WTF is this? Night Sky Picture! Added second pic from tonight, page 1.

Thread: Weird object caught in a photo i took today!!!???
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the other reason the whole thing was unsuccessful is because i was already taken by the aliens when I was younger?

This is a story I wrote when I was in the 5th grade:

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So opening the portal on jan 15/jan 16th opened up a window so some entities could come to this side to go to "school"?
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Thread: Do thermal curtains really keep rooms warmer?
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i talked too much apparently,

and somebody stole my PDA,

and they decided to kill me off in that dimension

[link to tinypic.com]

now, I never dream anymore
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They didn't like it when I did my daily marijuana injections.

That's how I killed Kim Jung Un in another universe, and chased AG as a wolf in the woods.

Thread: BREAKING - KIM JUNG UN ASSASSINATED!
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Your pee and poop and spit is living and it can be used to track you, so I wasn't allowed to pee or poop in the toilet, or even spit my toothpaste into the sink.

Thread: Toothpaste doom - US warns of explosives in toothpaste tubes on flights en route to sochi

I was the terrorist lady who was going to bomb the Olympics.
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This is what happened when I pooped in the toilet:

Thread: North Korean Astronaut Lands On The SUN!!!
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They then tried to turn my poops into asteroids to hit moon,

but my toilet bowl was too dirty for this to work.
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So they told me I could start pooping in the toilet again

Thread: Obama Toilet Paper
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Thread: "Dumplings" found in space, Earthbound!
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Thread: Comet Bound Space Probe AWAKENS AFTER TWO YEARS
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Did they tinker with your ass, like maybe insert a broken chrono device to measure zero point reset fluctuations rearming the time tickler
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Did they tinker with your ass, like maybe insert a broken chrono device to measure zero point reset fluctuations rearming the time tickler
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no, they just put a vibrating device inside of my vagina
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They also tried to get me to mate or something with a poster/user of this website.

I have no heart tho, so it didn't work.
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also, right after jan 15/16, I didn't go vegan right away...I ate some cheese

Thread: Woman Eats 72 ounce Steak in 3 minutes

so they had to turn all the cheese that i ate into the moon.

oh yeah, and I was responsible for keeping Ariel Sharon alive for all those years after his stroke because of my amphetamine usage. When I stopped the amphetamines I was able to kill Mr. Sharon off.
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In December when I realized this was starting, I had a dream, and a girl had the same wallet as me.
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Thread: X 1.2 Flare inc from the most unlikely spots

Thread: This is getting serious.

Thread: Did anyone's else's wiper fluid freeze?
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You know how they say crazy ppl don't know they sound crazy?

Well, I know this all must sound crazy,

what does that mean?


Thread: The Fringe
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 Quoting: Daniel of the Rose


thanks for the lol, that used to be one of my favorite shows!

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