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Freaky shit going on my patio..

 
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Freaky shit going on my patio..
So I live in a condo with some old folks, they have never been nice to me or my family. Let's just say they aren't the poorest people if that matters... but they also act strange....

So the other day I go out on my patio to smoke, my patio is on the first floor, but it's still about 2 feet off the ground and surrounded by a fence, so you would need to climb and hop on to it to get on my patio, and place something on my window sill.


I'm the only one in my family that use's the patio, as I use it to smoke cigarettes, which I know my tenants hate.

Anyways, the other day I go out for a smoke on my patio, and I have 2 window sills which are separated, a left and a right one, and I notice a rotten fruit of some kind on the right corner of the window sill on the right side..I didn't think much of it...

I thought it was weird, but I figured it was one of my family members, which they have never done before, and there is a lot of animals past my patio, it's kind of forestry and we wouldn't want to attract any animals...

I asked my family if they put that fruit on the window sill, they said, no. I still don't know what kind of fruit it is, or even if its a fruit, just looks like one that is rotten..

So, today I got out for a cigarette, and there is another rotten fruit that was not there the day before on the left window sill, in the left corner...


wtf
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08/16/2014 06:18 PM
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Re: Freaky shit going on my patio..
I can count to patio.
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08/16/2014 06:19 PM
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Re: Freaky shit going on my patio..
By fruit are we talking about the kind you eat, or are we talking about queers?
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Re: Freaky shit going on my patio..
They are casting spells on you! LOL with fruit, no less!
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Re: Freaky shit going on my patio..
By fruit are we talking about the kind you eat, or are we talking about queers?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55711911


on a serious note, they look like a lime mixed with a pear/kiwi... but all rotten.
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Re: Freaky shit going on my patio..
Critter action - bird or squirrel would be my guess.
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Re: Freaky shit going on my patio..
So I live in a condo with some old folks, they have never been nice to me or my family. Let's just say they aren't the poorest people if that matters... but they also act strange....

So the other day I go out on my patio to smoke, my patio is on the first floor, but it's still about 2 feet off the ground and surrounded by a fence, so you would need to climb and hop on to it to get on my patio, and place something on my window sill.


I'm the only one in my family that use's the patio, as I use it to smoke cigarettes, which I know my tenants hate.

Anyways, the other day I go out for a smoke on my patio, and I have 2 window sills which are separated, a left and a right one, and I notice a rotten fruit of some kind on the right corner of the window sill on the right side..I didn't think much of it...

I thought it was weird, but I figured it was one of my family members, which they have never done before, and there is a lot of animals past my patio, it's kind of forestry and we wouldn't want to attract any animals...

I asked my family if they put that fruit on the window sill, they said, no. I still don't know what kind of fruit it is, or even if its a fruit, just looks like one that is rotten..

So, today I got out for a cigarette, and there is another rotten fruit that was not there the day before on the left window sill, in the left corner...


wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61692147


Fruit Gnomes or birds.
(probably Fruit Gnomes)
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08/16/2014 06:21 PM
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Trail cam
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big foot is courting you
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08/16/2014 06:22 PM
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set up a cam. or lie and wait and pump them full of lead for trespassing.
"It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled." - Mark Twain
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Re: Freaky shit going on my patio..
So I live in a condo with some old folks, they have never been nice to me or my family. Let's just say they aren't the poorest people if that matters... but they also act strange....

So the other day I go out on my patio to smoke, my patio is on the first floor, but it's still about 2 feet off the ground and surrounded by a fence, so you would need to climb and hop on to it to get on my patio, and place something on my window sill.


I'm the only one in my family that use's the patio, as I use it to smoke cigarettes, which I know my tenants hate.

Anyways, the other day I go out for a smoke on my patio, and I have 2 window sills which are separated, a left and a right one, and I notice a rotten fruit of some kind on the right corner of the window sill on the right side..I didn't think much of it...

I thought it was weird, but I figured it was one of my family members, which they have never done before, and there is a lot of animals past my patio, it's kind of forestry and we wouldn't want to attract any animals...

I asked my family if they put that fruit on the window sill, they said, no. I still don't know what kind of fruit it is, or even if its a fruit, just looks like one that is rotten..

So, today I got out for a cigarette, and there is another rotten fruit that was not there the day before on the left window sill, in the left corner...


wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61692147


Video cam.
Easy to determine what is going on.
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big foot is courting you
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


this got me lol

sorry about your sitch OP
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08/16/2014 06:24 PM
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Re: Freaky shit going on my patio..
Someone in that building is fucking with you, or is just weird.
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08/16/2014 06:24 PM
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big foot is courting you
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hesright your hole is bigfoots goal.
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08/16/2014 06:24 PM
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They are are vampire witches, they make voodoo on yoo
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08/16/2014 06:26 PM
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Trail cam
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I was actually thinking of getting a cam, we got coyotes in my backyard, but that seems like an unnatural behavior, we also have hawks...


but these 2 fruits were placed in both corners perfectly, the window sill is very narrow.
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08/16/2014 06:28 PM
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Re: Freaky shit going on my patio..
Someone in that building is fucking with you, or is just weird.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36237240


I was thinking this too, but it's been awhile without harassment from them, probably over 8 years ago when I went crazy on them.

My backyard is shared by Kraft, and a exclusive country club, which is very forested...
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08/16/2014 06:53 PM
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Re: Freaky shit going on my patio..
Look up and down around the trees in your area. There is some kind of tree that drops fruit or seeds like you are describing. They are probably around but you only noticed those on the window. Might also be squirrels bringing them.
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Trail cam
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THOMAS PAINE (1737-1809)

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booby trap
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08/16/2014 07:12 PM
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Re: Freaky shit going on my patio..
Leave a note referring to them as trespassing cowards.
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08/16/2014 07:17 PM
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Re: Freaky shit going on my patio..
The neighbors on either side of me put out bread on their patios for the birds which pick it up and fly to my patio to eat and shit.

If you have many trees nearby, you might suspect the birds or squirrels of using your window sill as their favorite cafe spot.
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08/16/2014 07:30 PM
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Re: Freaky shit going on my patio..
Squirrels and raccoons both have hands and are able to carry a decent amount of weight (For their size) and can place fruit and other objects perfectly.

I have a squirrel here who gets up on top of my bonsai Mimosa tree bowl and will place nuts in what I considered precise patterns (circles mostly).

I noted the appearance of nuts well before the day I was sitting at my desk and looked outside to observe this squirrel doing this.

He sits there and moves a nut around, picking it up and turning it, then placing it slightly over or further away.

I have no idea what is really going on in his mind, but it appears he is carefully considering placement of nuts in the Bonsai Mimosa pan/bowl.

Mind I have a couple slabs of slate around that tree, with a 'moss' lawn between. He prefers to set the nuts on the slate.


This is just one critter I have noted displaying 'odd' behaviors, or behaviors we humans wouldn't associate with animals.

Various species of bird are also observed building 'structures' aside from nests, or creating art - careful placement, balancing acts of odd shaped objects....

Raccoons will do 'odd' things with food an pretty/shiny objects.

If you put out a web cam don't be surprised to find it is a critter doing this, its perhaps the most likely thing.

Old folk tend to not climb up and over stuff to do odd things. Once you reach a certain age the fear of a fall leading to a broken hip over powers the urge to fuck with a youngsters head.
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08/16/2014 07:37 PM
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Re: Freaky shit going on my patio..
I hates living in apartment

I could never feed birds the guy below me

Would blow smoke up on my tomato plants whenever bird seed fell on his patio
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08/16/2014 08:10 PM
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Re: Freaky shit going on my patio..
It's definately a squirrel.

They do that to me all the time. I've even busted one in the act.

For whatever reason, if I throw a half eaten apple or orange into my garden, it will end up on my deck by the next day. Usually up on the railing.

I think they're trying to tell me to stop messing up THEIR yard.
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Re: Freaky shit going on my patio..
OP, that lime fruit thing is a walnut before it is dried out.

I have them all over my yard, as we have a walnut tree and it sucks.

Anyway, I see the squirrels taking off with them all the
time. MOst likely, it is a squirrel's scraps. They leave
their walnut scraps everywhere on our porch. Is there a
walnut tree nearby?
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08/16/2014 08:33 PM
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Re: Freaky shit going on my patio..
OP, that lime fruit thing is a walnut before it is dried out.

I have them all over my yard, as we have a walnut tree and it sucks.

Anyway, I see the squirrels taking off with them all the
time. MOst likely, it is a squirrel's scraps. They leave
their walnut scraps everywhere on our porch. Is there a
walnut tree nearby?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41155065


that's the thing, I see, there are no tree's or whatever by my patio, but I do see squire's..
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Re: Freaky shit going on my patio..
People do some weird shit. You sound kind of nosy to me. What the fuck is some rotten fruit on a window sill to you?
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08/16/2014 08:48 PM
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By fruit are we talking about the kind you eat, or are we talking about queers?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55711911


on a serious note, they look like a lime mixed with a pear/kiwi... but all rotten.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61692147


Really, rotten fruit on your window ledge is a serious note?
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08/16/2014 09:00 PM
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Friggin Squirrels
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