Freaky shit going on my patio..

I can count to patio.

By fruit are we talking about the kind you eat, or are we talking about queers?

They are casting spells on you! LOL with fruit, no less!

on a serious note, they look like a lime mixed with a pear/kiwi... but all rotten.

Critter action - bird or squirrel would be my guess.

Fruit Gnomes or birds.
(probably Fruit Gnomes)

Trail cam

big foot is courting you

set up a cam. or lie and wait and pump them full of lead for trespassing.

Video cam.
Easy to determine what is going on.

this got me

sorry about your sitch OP

Someone in that building is fucking with you, or is just weird.

your hole is bigfoots goal.

They are are vampire witches, they make voodoo on yoo

I was actually thinking of getting a cam, we got coyotes in my backyard, but that seems like an unnatural behavior, we also have hawks...


but these 2 fruits were placed in both corners perfectly, the window sill is very narrow.

I was thinking this too, but it's been awhile without harassment from them, probably over 8 years ago when I went crazy on them.

My backyard is shared by Kraft, and a exclusive country club, which is very forested...

Look up and down around the trees in your area. There is some kind of tree that drops fruit or seeds like you are describing. They are probably around but you only noticed those on the window. Might also be squirrels bringing them.

Trail cam

booby trap

Leave a note referring to them as trespassing cowards.

The neighbors on either side of me put out bread on their patios for the birds which pick it up and fly to my patio to eat and shit.

If you have many trees nearby, you might suspect the birds or squirrels of using your window sill as their favorite cafe spot.

Squirrels and raccoons both have hands and are able to carry a decent amount of weight (For their size) and can place fruit and other objects perfectly.

I have a squirrel here who gets up on top of my bonsai Mimosa tree bowl and will place nuts in what I considered precise patterns (circles mostly).

I noted the appearance of nuts well before the day I was sitting at my desk and looked outside to observe this squirrel doing this.

He sits there and moves a nut around, picking it up and turning it, then placing it slightly over or further away.

I have no idea what is really going on in his mind, but it appears he is carefully considering placement of nuts in the Bonsai Mimosa pan/bowl.

Mind I have a couple slabs of slate around that tree, with a 'moss' lawn between. He prefers to set the nuts on the slate.


This is just one critter I have noted displaying 'odd' behaviors, or behaviors we humans wouldn't associate with animals.

Various species of bird are also observed building 'structures' aside from nests, or creating art - careful placement, balancing acts of odd shaped objects....

Raccoons will do 'odd' things with food an pretty/shiny objects.

If you put out a web cam don't be surprised to find it is a critter doing this, its perhaps the most likely thing.

Old folk tend to not climb up and over stuff to do odd things. Once you reach a certain age the fear of a fall leading to a broken hip over powers the urge to fuck with a youngsters head.

I hates living in apartment

I could never feed birds the guy below me

Would blow smoke up on my tomato plants whenever bird seed fell on his patio

It's definately a squirrel.

They do that to me all the time. I've even busted one in the act.

For whatever reason, if I throw a half eaten apple or orange into my garden, it will end up on my deck by the next day. Usually up on the railing.

I think they're trying to tell me to stop messing up THEIR yard.

OP, that lime fruit thing is a walnut before it is dried out.

I have them all over my yard, as we have a walnut tree and it sucks.

Anyway, I see the squirrels taking off with them all the
time. MOst likely, it is a squirrel's scraps. They leave
their walnut scraps everywhere on our porch. Is there a
walnut tree nearby?

that's the thing, I see, there are no tree's or whatever by my patio, but I do see squire's..

People do some weird shit. You sound kind of nosy to me. What the fuck is some rotten fruit on a window sill to you?

Really, rotten fruit on your window ledge is a serious note?

Friggin Squirrels