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Why would anyone want to sleep naked? | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 61377226  United States08/20/2014 01:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Tell Me Lies  User ID: 31489064 United States08/20/2014 03:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But just about everyone has skid marks in their underwear and, in turn -- if they sleep butt naked -- on their bedsheets. i have never had this problem perhaps you need to wipe more AND who is ramming the sheet into their ass crack? I don't ram my underwear into my butthole but I still get skid marks. I also even soap and wipe my ass after taking a dump but still get a bit of skid marks. Buttholes are naturally stanky and funky. If wedgies with an improperly wiped butt aren't causing them, then what is? Sneezing too hard? Sharts?  Last Edited by Tell Me (NO) Lies on 08/20/2014 03:38 PM |
| Tinfoil Couture User ID: 58863116 United States08/20/2014 03:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61845820 But just about everyone has skid marks in their underwear and, in turn -- if they sleep butt naked -- on their bedsheets. i have never had this problem perhaps you need to wipe more AND who is ramming the sheet into their ass crack? I don't ram my underwear into my butthole but I still get skid marks. I also even soap and wipe my ass after taking a dump but still get a bit of skid marks. Buttholes are naturally stanky and funky. If wedgies with an improperly wiped butt aren't causing them, then what is? Sneezing too hard? Sharts? Swamp gas "Don't tell me truth hurts, little girl, 'cause it hurts like hell. --David Bowie |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 61917403  Hong Kong08/20/2014 03:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Tinfoil Couture User ID: 58863116 United States08/20/2014 03:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You need softer sheets. It's actually really luxurious when you do it right. Lol, that sounded like a "that's what he said" joke. "Don't tell me truth hurts, little girl, 'cause it hurts like hell. --David Bowie |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 61526857  Canada08/20/2014 03:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 61916009 United States08/20/2014 03:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Since you asked... Quoting: Dr. Acula Tonight im sleeping naked because my ass is scalded... The humidity was so intense today that you could wave your hand through the air and it was like running your fingers through water... that lead to my clothes becoming soaked... which lead to my ass being irritated and scalded... or chaffed or chapped or whatever you want to fucking call it... Personally I call it "Hell" ...and i'll even add... the only reason im still wearing clothes is because im sitting on my porch propped up in a reclining chair... shifting the weight off my ass... if i didn't dread moving... I would be typing this naked. give me 10 minutes... and i'll will be...  I'd eat my own left nut to trade locations with you brother.  |
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| Dirtyboy User ID: 61923936 United States08/20/2014 03:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have difficulty sleeping with anything on. I don't know why other people would have a problem with it. I can understand it where you have little children likely to jump into your bed in the middle of the night. This thread reminds me of the old woman with binoculars looking in other people's windows and calling the police about their indecent behavior. Don't know if it ever happened. What's next? Is it indecent to shower without underwear? Dirtyboy Think beyond impossible. |
| Tinfoil Couture User ID: 58863116 United States08/20/2014 03:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have difficulty sleeping with anything on. I don't know why other people would have a problem with it. I can understand it where you have little children likely to jump into your bed in the middle of the night. Quoting: Dirtyboy This thread reminds me of the old woman with binoculars looking in other people's windows and calling the police about their indecent behavior. Don't know if it ever happened. What's next? Is it indecent to shower without underwear? It is if you're Mormon. "Don't tell me truth hurts, little girl, 'cause it hurts like hell. --David Bowie |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 61916009 United States08/20/2014 03:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But just about everyone has skid marks in their underwear and, in turn -- if they sleep butt naked -- on their bedsheets. i have never had this problem perhaps you need to wipe more AND who is ramming the sheet into their ass crack?  Stuff like this is why I love this site. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1219974 United States08/20/2014 04:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have difficulty sleeping with anything on. I don't know why other people would have a problem with it. I can understand it where you have little children likely to jump into your bed in the middle of the night. Quoting: Dirtyboy This thread reminds me of the old woman with binoculars looking in other people's windows and calling the police about their indecent behavior. Don't know if it ever happened. What's next? Is it indecent to shower without underwear? Actually, it is against the law to shower naked in florida.... [link to www.dumblaws.com] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 56148605 United States08/20/2014 04:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Since you asked... Quoting: Dr. Acula Tonight im sleeping naked because my ass is scalded... The humidity was so intense today that you could wave your hand through the air and it was like running your fingers through water... that lead to my clothes becoming soaked... which lead to my ass being irritated and scalded... or chaffed or chapped or whatever you want to fucking call it... Personally I call it "Hell" ...and i'll even add... the only reason im still wearing clothes is because im sitting on my porch propped up in a reclining chair... shifting the weight off my ass... if i didn't dread moving... I would be typing this naked. give me 10 minutes... and i'll will be... Bless your heart and bottom. I found gold bond does a raw tooky good and yes no clothes for you mister! |
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| Tell Me Lies User ID: 58491319 United States08/20/2014 04:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't ram my underwear into my butthole but I still get skid marks. I also even soap and wipe my ass after taking a dump but still get a bit of skid marks. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61845820 Buttholes are naturally stanky and funky. If wedgies with an improperly wiped butt aren't causing them, then what is? Sneezing too hard? Sharts? Swamp gas :Giorgio2: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 56148605 United States08/20/2014 04:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Dr. Acula  The South/Midwest... aint no place like it! It aint for everyone... It takes a person as tough as the land to live here... but if your cut out for it... oh man... it spell bounds you... you know that old saying... "You can take the boy out of the country... but you cant take the country out of the boy" 1658... your line dates back farther than mine. My line started over here around 1780 or so Someday...I'll go back. Mark my words. I'm completely out of place over here. You would not believe what I go through. and if it is so damn bad, why are you still there? no silly shit about your job, family etc. I picked up and left the place i hated and left it all there. i love where i am now and won't return there again. My family still resides there. There is NO reason to hate where you are when it is so easy to leave... and find the place you need to be. You scratched all my excuses. I got nuthin.  As for what I go through...when I talk (those of you that know me understand) people in cali look at me like I have tarantulas crawling out my nose.  I know what you mean I lived in Gallatin Tn and Hickory and Nashville 15 years but had to move to San Diego for treatment and I wanted to be near my kid, big mistake I'd give anything to go back but I probably will never see her beautiful green hills again |
