Dating criteria... do you have any?

Do you live in a city? Who the heck "enjoys" driving in a city?

Yes and I don't know. Ok, yeah... I don't particularly enjoy driving, so perhaps 'enjoy' is a strong word, but I do enjoy singing along with and listening to music loud enough to make my balls vibrate. Especially when I still had my genital piercings... Which I want to get re-done again soon... Was kind of annoying, though, always having a hard-on whenever I arrived anywhere I was going... So torn on whether to have some holes torn through again...

Yeah, I guess there's quite a lot more 'must not be freaked out by...' items on my unabridged list...

You see...that is what I'd like to hear. My pov is similar.

I as a human being I have watched my fellow man assrape each other and everything so thoroughly that my ability to look at each and everyone of you has been jaded. However being a human myself and knowing that the beauty that remains within us is more powerful than all of the hate and anger combined, I am lifted by this amazing existence and my resolve is placed on a higher level than that of the destructive nature within mankind. I (as a human) wish to help correct this by starting with myself.

TMI

Yes and I don't know. Ok, yeah... I don't particularly enjoy driving, so perhaps 'enjoy' is a strong word, but I do enjoy singing along with and listening to music loud enough to make my balls vibrate. Especially when I still had my genital piercings... Which I want to get re-done again soon... Was kind of annoying, though, always having a hard-on whenever I arrived anywhere I was going... So torn on whether to have some holes torn through again...

Yeah, I guess there's quite a lot more 'must not be freaked out by...' items on my unabridged list...

The fuck did I just read?!

It is what comes to mind when thinking of what it is about driving that I enjoy. That's what you asked me questions about...

Would you rather I have mirrored your negative attitude instead of being real about it?

Instead of reading about your balls and genital piercings? Yes.

You made the choice to ask me a question and you made the choice to read the answer.

If you would rather see illusions of people for the sake of personal comfort, I feel sorry for you.

Her question was about driving in the city. She wasn't asking about your mutilated testes. You must be REAL fun on a first date!

Her question was about driving in the city. She wasn't asking about your mutilated testes. You must be REAL fun on a first date!

These are a few things I require in a partner. (I don't think it's unreasonable... I merely just want somebody with high compatibility and chemistry):

Around age 30 (I'm 27)
Must be awake
Must either believe in aliens, or be open minded to the idea of them
Must not be religious
Must not be a facebook whore
Must either work out or otherwise be physically active
Must love outdoors
Must know how to hunt and fish
Must know how to build/fix things to some degree
Must be hard worker
Must have positive mindset
Must be willing to learn new things and grow
Must treat his parents with respect
Must aspire to live off grid, or at least, be willing to do it with me
Must accept that I smoke weed, better yet he smokes it or even grows it
Must have stable job and finances in order (no you don't have to be rich, just have a good head on your shoulders). No materialistic slimebags.

The following are a bonus: doom prepper, doesn't watch TV, has muscles, plays WoW, likes to read, silvertard, nice family I can get along with...


The last guy I was seeing pretty much hit all of these points even the bonus ones except he had no humility, he is obsessed with posting shirtless pics on facebook for likes... his facebook settings are public, he has 1000+ friends he doesn't know... and he was obsessed with looking at half naked girls on the internet. (it's one thing to appreciate beautiful women - duh he's a man - but to spend all day jerking off to them, telling me what ones you like the best when you already have one at home who bends over backward to make you happy... fuck you).



Am I an asshole or am I justified with what I need in a partner?

I think it's a good thing to know what you want.

Seems fitting at this point...

:GoingHole:

Seems fitting at this point...

:GoingHole:

Seems fitting at this point...

:GoingHole:

Always know what you want before you find someone. Most of us don't know and that's why there are so many divorces and unhappy people. Don't go to the pet store looking for a cat and leaving with a dog!

You made the choice to ask me a question and you made the choice to read the answer.

If you would rather see illusions of people for the sake of personal comfort, I feel sorry for you.

Her question was about driving in the city. She wasn't asking about your mutilated testes. You must be REAL fun on a first date!

Well honestly,I meant the question in more of a general sense. Most people don't "enjoy" driving in a big city. Your answer didn't really answer my question. Mr. Serious.

And I've totally messed up the quotes, but don't know how to fix them!

yeah but yer not fair... yer cute and funny and sound funny and intelligent.... you should be baned...

:'(

These are a few things I require in a partner. (I don't think it's unreasonable... I merely just want somebody with high compatibility and chemistry):

Around age 30 (I'm 27)
Must be awake
Must either believe in aliens, or be open minded to the idea of them
Must not be religious
Must not be a facebook whore
Must either work out or otherwise be physically active
Must love outdoors
Must know how to hunt and fish
Must know how to build/fix things to some degree
Must be hard worker
Must have positive mindset
Must be willing to learn new things and grow
Must treat his parents with respect
Must aspire to live off grid, or at least, be willing to do it with me
Must accept that I smoke weed, better yet he smokes it or even grows it
Must have stable job and finances in order (no you don't have to be rich, just have a good head on your shoulders). No materialistic slimebags.

The following are a bonus: doom prepper, doesn't watch TV, has muscles, plays WoW, likes to read, silvertard, nice family I can get along with...


The last guy I was seeing pretty much hit all of these points even the bonus ones except he had no humility, he is obsessed with posting shirtless pics on facebook for likes... his facebook settings are public, he has 1000+ friends he doesn't know... and he was obsessed with looking at half naked girls on the internet. (it's one thing to appreciate beautiful women - duh he's a man - but to spend all day jerking off to them, telling me what ones you like the best when you already have one at home who bends over backward to make you happy... fuck you).



Am I an asshole or am I justified with what I need in a partner?

I think it's a good thing to know what you want.

My criteria (as a guy, 34):

Must not buy into any gender role bullshit whatsoever.

Must not be freaked the fuck out when I begin tying in mythology, astrology, numerology, and alchemy into everyday conversations and events.

Must not be freaked the fuck out by discussions revolving around the most potent shamanistic experiences there are to be had and the collective evolution of consciousness.

Must have a driver's license and enjoy driving; I'm oh so fuckin' tired of being a chauffeur...

I'd also like to find someone that isn't completely walled off that has also not slept with more than two people, but the chances of that... eh... looking thinner and thinner every day...


That's it. It's primarily a necessity to be able to fully appreciate me and what I have to offer that I'm looking for with my criteria.

Then again, there was no 'dating' involved with the two long-term relationships I've had, so am I hot and bothered to ask random women out that I'm attracted to and come up with some way to break the esoteritard ice? Fuck no...

Each time I do make an attempt, to be frank, it only puts strain on the relationships I have with my daughters (who I have full custody of) that the general female consensus sees as baggage...


If 1986 is indeed the year of your birth, OP, you have an exact t-square between Mars, Chiron, and Mercury...

Right on the border means your sun is anaretic, just like mine is (but in Virgo), so chances are good it's neigh impossible for you to genuinely relate to men. You do make an effort to, though, I'll give you that.