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Dating criteria... do you have any?

 
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lol....before I met my husband and endured a few years of internet dating, I established 3 top priority criteria....teeth, job and single.... it was unbelievably hard to find a man who fulfilled all 3 and wasnt just looking for a quick hookup....I'm so glad those days are over!
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I don't date. I take partners or lovers. Know what I mean?
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Here you go guys..:P



Sorry Sir Tim, I forgot the "quite" in your name. I'm so nervous.

Probably why I am lithping so badly :(
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The video is private. Can't view it
We do not learn from history because our studies are brief and prejudiced. In a surprising manner, 250 years emerges as the average length of national greatness. This average has not varied for 3,000years. The stages of the rise and fall of great nations seem to be:
The Age of Pioneers , The Age of Conquests ,The Age of Commerce ,The Age of Affluence ,The Age of Intellect ,The Age of Decadence.
Decadence is marked by: Defensiveness, Pessimism, Materialism,Frivolity An influx of foreigners The Welfare State A weakening of religion. Decadence is due to: Too long a period of wealth and power, Selfishness Love of money ,The loss of a sense of duty.
The life histories of great states are amazingly similar, and are due to internal factors. Their falls are diverse, because they are largely the result of external causes. - Sir John Glubb The Fate of Empires
We are at the end of the Age of Decadence heading into COLLAPSE
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The video is private. Can't view it
 Quoting: Nefarious Libertine


igoofed

Yeah I think I corrected that. Does it work now? hf
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You rockin girl rockon

hf
We do not learn from history because our studies are brief and prejudiced. In a surprising manner, 250 years emerges as the average length of national greatness. This average has not varied for 3,000years. The stages of the rise and fall of great nations seem to be:
The Age of Pioneers , The Age of Conquests ,The Age of Commerce ,The Age of Affluence ,The Age of Intellect ,The Age of Decadence.
Decadence is marked by: Defensiveness, Pessimism, Materialism,Frivolity An influx of foreigners The Welfare State A weakening of religion. Decadence is due to: Too long a period of wealth and power, Selfishness Love of money ,The loss of a sense of duty.
The life histories of great states are amazingly similar, and are due to internal factors. Their falls are diverse, because they are largely the result of external causes. - Sir John Glubb The Fate of Empires
We are at the end of the Age of Decadence heading into COLLAPSE
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#1. Don't be a psycho
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62006337


Nowadays you have to have this rule...


Rule #1: Dont be on (or ever have been on) psychotropic meds (such as SSRIs, antipsychotics, antidepressants, stimulants, etc)
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Here you go guys..:P



Sorry Sir Tim, I forgot the "quite" in your name. I'm so nervous.

Probably why I am lithping so badly :(
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Hello to you too Sexy doll!!!
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Vi veri universum vivus vici
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Here you go guys..:P



Sorry Sir Tim, I forgot the "quite" in your name. I'm so nervous.

Probably why I am lithping so badly :(
 Quoting: Tell Me Lies


You Rock!! 5 stars!
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yes.. it has to taste like dried fruit.....
 Quoting: Citizenperth


In that case, mine is...it has to taste like a creamsicle.
 Quoting: Anonymous~Girl


they actually make flavoured drops for oral sex.
ive seen it at the sex shops. never tried it myself but ive seen it. apparently the more you suck the more flavour it gives off.
gets right in the pores & last up to 12 hours.
harmless tothe skin.

ive never seen creamsicle flavour ?? or dried fruit flavour ?? but I saw chocolate - vanilla or strawberry
 Quoting: Spiritus X


Are you talking about flavored lube?or flavored condoms.
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Part two coming up soon... I didn't mean to make this a series, I swear.
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These are a few things I require in a partner. (I don't think it's unreasonable... I merely just want somebody with high compatibility and chemistry):

Around age 30 (I'm 27)
Must be awake
Must either believe in aliens, or be open minded to the idea of them
Must not be religious
Must not be a facebook whore
Must either work out or otherwise be physically active
Must love outdoors
Must know how to hunt and fish
Must know how to build/fix things to some degree
Must be hard worker
Must have positive mindset
Must be willing to learn new things and grow
Must treat his parents with respect
Must aspire to live off grid, or at least, be willing to do it with me
Must accept that I smoke weed, better yet he smokes it or even grows it
Must have stable job and finances in order (no you don't have to be rich, just have a good head on your shoulders). No materialistic slimebags.

The following are a bonus: doom prepper, doesn't watch TV, has muscles, plays WoW, likes to read, silvertard, nice family I can get along with...


The last guy I was seeing pretty much hit all of these points even the bonus ones except he had no humility, he is obsessed with posting shirtless pics on facebook for likes... his facebook settings are public, he has 1000+ friends he doesn't know... and he was obsessed with looking at half naked girls on the internet. (it's one thing to appreciate beautiful women - duh he's a man - but to spend all day jerking off to them, telling me what ones you like the best when you already have one at home who bends over backward to make you happy... fuck you).



Am I an asshole or am I justified with what I need in a partner?

I think it's a good thing to know what you want.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Well SG, except for the age I'm spot on...
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Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum
Vi veri universum vivus vici
"There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact".
Arthur Conan Doyle
"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth".
Arthur Conan Doyle
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Here you go guys..:P



Sorry Sir Tim, I forgot the "quite" in your name. I'm so nervous.

Probably why I am lithping so badly :(
 Quoting: Tell Me Lies


awesome vid TML peace
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yes.. it has to taste like dried fruit.....
 Quoting: Citizenperth


In that case, mine is...it has to taste like a creamsicle.
 Quoting: Anonymous~Girl


they actually make flavoured drops for oral sex.
ive seen it at the sex shops. never tried it myself but ive seen it. apparently the more you suck the more flavour it gives off.
gets right in the pores & last up to 12 hours.
harmless tothe skin.

ive never seen creamsicle flavour ?? or dried fruit flavour ?? but I saw chocolate - vanilla or strawberry
 Quoting: Spiritus X


Are you talking about flavored lube?or flavored condoms.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20866633


no.

I dont know what they were called exactly ? 'oral something'?

not lube or condoms - liquid drops (small bottle & dropper) that go directly on a guys dick.
she'll think she is sucking candy - apparently gives off more flavour as the more it gets sucked. lasts 12 or 15 hours.

apply directly to the skin.

sorry I have no more info - go to your local sex shop - im sure they will know what it is.
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Something about saying Astral Goat made me crack up lol
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TML!!! Omg!!!! You are so cute!!!!!!!
That was awesome!!!!!
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TML!!! Omg!!!! You are so cute!!!!!!!
That was awesome!!!!!
 Quoting: KarinZa.


hugs

OK WHO'S NEXT?
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TML!!! Omg!!!! You are so cute!!!!!!!
That was awesome!!!!!
 Quoting: KarinZa.


hugs

OK WHO'S NEXT?
 Quoting: Tell Me Lies


you already saw me :p

& I laughed cause you act all tough & gung-ho all the time on GLP,
but in your vid your just a little sweet teddy hugs HAHAahahhaah

funny rose
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& I laughed cause you act all tough & gung-ho all the time on GLP,
but in your vid your just a little sweet teddy hugs HAHAahahhaah

funny rose
 Quoting: Spiritus X


pamyup
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they actually make flavoured drops for oral sex.
ive seen it at the sex shops. never tried it myself but ive seen it. apparently the more you suck the more flavour it gives off.
gets right in the pores & last up to 12 hours.
harmless tothe skin.

ive never seen creamsicle flavour ?? or dried fruit flavour ?? but I saw chocolate - vanilla or strawberry
 Quoting: Spiritus X


Drops? Drops of what?

Sounds interesting/motivating.

LoL No, I was talking about creamsicles. The popsicles with white cream stuff inside of them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


metaphorically speaking your talking about sucking big fat dicks,Lol
but its okay if you like popsicles also , you dont have to be ashamed of a frosty cream treat cheers

Lol

j/k AG

ummm....> the drops are liqued flavoured drops for women to put on guys dicks before oral sex.
like $3 for a small bottle at your local sex shop.
 Quoting: Spiritus X


Do they also have dick and pussy flavor that you can drop an a popsicle, should you get the urge in public?
 Quoting: The Swede


There are enough weirdos in public. Let's not encourage this.
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Drops? Drops of what?

Sounds interesting/motivating.

LoL No, I was talking about creamsicles. The popsicles with white cream stuff inside of them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


metaphorically speaking your talking about sucking big fat dicks,Lol
but its okay if you like popsicles also , you dont have to be ashamed of a frosty cream treat cheers

Lol

j/k AG

ummm....> the drops are liqued flavoured drops for women to put on guys dicks before oral sex.
like $3 for a small bottle at your local sex shop.
 Quoting: Spiritus X


Do they also have dick and pussy flavor that you can drop an a popsicle, should you get the urge in public?
 Quoting: The Swede


There are enough weirdos in public. Let's not encourage this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Just trying to steer this sick world back to the right path while there's still time.
Else we'll soon be having vanilla flavored bacon for breakfast.

"Albatross, albatross..."
- Monty Python
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Here you go guys..:P



Sorry Sir Tim, I forgot the "quite" in your name. I'm so nervous.

Probably why I am lithping so badly :(
 Quoting: Tell Me Lies


No need to apologize, you were awesome!

hugs
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What the hell happend in here last night?

Sex flavors?? Omfg

You guys are way to much!!
Married to a ginger
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Your awesome TML!

Even though you didn't mention me!

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Married to a ginger
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Gotta have nice clean teeth SG!

Nothing worse than speaking to a good looking guy till he opens his mouth with teeth like Sloth out the Goonies! hf

5*
 Quoting: ShowGirls


Is that even possible for an English person?
 Quoting: Harro


Haha....Exactly my point!

There's a lot of bad toothed blokes in England hf
 Quoting: ShowGirls




soccer hooligans resent that statement.

:inIreland:






chuckle
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Your awesome TML!

Even though you didn't mention me!

tears
 Quoting: Norml85


I did!

I forgot to say the 85 but I definitely mentioned you..

tmlmfw
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In that case, mine is...it has to taste like a creamsicle.
 Quoting: Anonymous~Girl


they actually make flavoured drops for oral sex.
ive seen it at the sex shops. never tried it myself but ive seen it. apparently the more you suck the more flavour it gives off.
gets right in the pores & last up to 12 hours.
harmless tothe skin.

ive never seen creamsicle flavour ?? or dried fruit flavour ?? but I saw chocolate - vanilla or strawberry
 Quoting: Spiritus X


Are you talking about flavored lube?or flavored condoms.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20866633


no.

I dont know what they were called exactly ? 'oral something'?

not lube or condoms - liquid drops (small bottle & dropper) that go directly on a guys dick.
she'll think she is sucking candy - apparently gives off more flavour as the more it gets sucked. lasts 12 or 15 hours.

apply directly to the skin.

sorry I have no more info - go to your local sex shop - im sure they will know what it is.
 Quoting: Spiritus X


Meh sounds like lube.
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metaphorically speaking your talking about sucking big fat dicks,Lol
but its okay if you like popsicles also , you dont have to be ashamed of a frosty cream treat cheers

Lol

j/k AG

ummm....> the drops are liqued flavoured drops for women to put on guys dicks before oral sex.
like $3 for a small bottle at your local sex shop.
 Quoting: Spiritus X


Do they also have dick and pussy flavor that you can drop an a popsicle, should you get the urge in public?
 Quoting: The Swede


There are enough weirdos in public. Let's not encourage this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Just trying to steer this sick world back to the right path while there's still time.
Else we'll soon be having vanilla flavored bacon for breakfast.

"Albatross, albatross..."
- Monty Python
 Quoting: The Swede


I, for one, appreciate the attempt.





GLP