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Dating criteria... do you have any?

 
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smack on the head with a rock ;)
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You mean business.
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I'm just going to put this out there, I'll put down 50 dollars that op is fat, ugly, has a hairy upper lip and doesn't have her legs.

tomato
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I clean up nice.

shades
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I'll be the judge of that.
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No you won't... because you're never going to see what I look like.


hiding
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I'm just going to put this out there, I'll put down 50 dollars that op is fat, ugly, has a hairy upper lip and doesn't have her legs.

tomato
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I clean up nice.

:shades:
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


I'll be the judge of that.
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No you won't... because you're never going to see what I look like.


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To late, look outside your window.

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Would you guys let your significant other go traveling alone? Or to a party?

Personally I don't try to shield people from temptation. I push them into it! You know. See what happens.
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I never date women from bars and I run from any woman who has been molested or raped. I also stay away from women named Misty.

:jay:
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Funny. I just met a woman named Misty. She seems really nice. Am I just being set up for inevitable doom?
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Would you guys let your significant other go traveling alone? Or to a party?

Personally I don't try to shield people from temptation. I push them into it! You know. See what happens.
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So you're a swinger?

That's weird man........
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I never date women from bars and I run from any woman who has been molested or raped. I also stay away from women named Misty.

:jay:
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Funny. I just met a woman named Misty. She seems really nice. Am I just being set up for inevitable doom?
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She will likely lead you into a dark alley way and than when you wake up your wallet, keys, car and house will be gone.

That's a fact jack.
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These are a few things I require in a partner. (I don't think it's unreasonable... I merely just want somebody with high compatibility and chemistry):

Around age 30 (I'm 27)
Must be awake
Must either believe in aliens, or be open minded to the idea of them
Must not be religious
Must not be a facebook whore
Must either work out or otherwise be physically active
Must love outdoors
Must know how to hunt and fish
Must know how to build/fix things to some degree
Must be hard worker
Must have positive mindset
Must be willing to learn new things and grow
Must treat his parents with respect
Must aspire to live off grid, or at least, be willing to do it with me
Must accept that I smoke weed, better yet he smokes it or even grows it
Must have stable job and finances in order (no you don't have to be rich, just have a good head on your shoulders). No materialistic slimebags.

The following are a bonus: doom prepper, doesn't watch TV, has muscles, plays WoW, likes to read, silvertard, nice family I can get along with...


The last guy I was seeing pretty much hit all of these points even the bonus ones except he had no humility, he is obsessed with posting shirtless pics on facebook for likes... his facebook settings are public, he has 1000+ friends he doesn't know... and he was obsessed with looking at half naked girls on the internet. (it's one thing to appreciate beautiful women - duh he's a man - but to spend all day jerking off to them, telling me what ones you like the best when you already have one at home who bends over backward to make you happy... fuck you).



Am I an asshole or am I justified with what I need in a partner?

I think it's a good thing to know what you want.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


I think you sound like a good catch to me. Your list is good BUT.. for someone like myself that meets most of your criteria except a job and/or money, I think you are doing yourself a disservice by keeping that as a requirement considering that very soon, money and job won't mean Jack Shi* for anyone. hf
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Would you guys let your significant other go traveling alone? Or to a party?

Personally I don't try to shield people from temptation. I push them into it! You know. See what happens.
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So you're a swinger?

That's weird man........
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62021531


Nope not at all. I don't do group sex or other "crazy" things.

I just need to know if I have a solid relationship and the only way to do it is by not giving too much of myself too soon.

Ive given myself completely once and got burned horribly.

Now its just kinda light and casual until I'm past the 4-6 month zone.

Plus I wouldn't want to be that controlling bf everyone secretly thinks is an asshole.
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Would you guys let your significant other go traveling alone? Or to a party?

Personally I don't try to shield people from temptation. I push them into it! You know. See what happens.
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stir
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These are a few things I require in a partner. (I don't think it's unreasonable... I merely just want somebody with high compatibility and chemistry):

Around age 30 (I'm 27)
Must be awake
Must either believe in aliens, or be open minded to the idea of them
Must not be religious
Must not be a facebook whore
Must either work out or otherwise be physically active
Must love outdoors
Must know how to hunt and fish
Must know how to build/fix things to some degree
Must be hard worker
Must have positive mindset
Must be willing to learn new things and grow
Must treat his parents with respect
Must aspire to live off grid, or at least, be willing to do it with me
Must accept that I smoke weed, better yet he smokes it or even grows it
Must have stable job and finances in order (no you don't have to be rich, just have a good head on your shoulders). No materialistic slimebags.

The following are a bonus: doom prepper, doesn't watch TV, has muscles, plays WoW, likes to read, silvertard, nice family I can get along with...


The last guy I was seeing pretty much hit all of these points even the bonus ones except he had no humility, he is obsessed with posting shirtless pics on facebook for likes... his facebook settings are public, he has 1000+ friends he doesn't know... and he was obsessed with looking at half naked girls on the internet. (it's one thing to appreciate beautiful women - duh he's a man - but to spend all day jerking off to them, telling me what ones you like the best when you already have one at home who bends over backward to make you happy... fuck you).



Am I an asshole or am I justified with what I need in a partner?

I think it's a good thing to know what you want.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


I think you sound like a good catch to me. Your list is good BUT.. for someone like myself that meets most of your criteria except a job and/or money, I think you are doing yourself a disservice by keeping that as a requirement considering that very soon, money and job won't mean Jack Shi* for anyone. hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52258564


OP ^^ that was the honest truth.

30 is a hard sell these days. With all these hyper sexual sheeple running around.
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Would you guys let your significant other go traveling alone? Or to a party?

Personally I don't try to shield people from temptation. I push them into it! You know. See what happens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30795961


stir
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twirl
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"If at first you don't succeed,

Lower your standards"

- Lemon
**I'm all out of bubblegum
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Funny. I just met a woman named Misty. She seems really nice. Am I just being set up for inevitable doom?
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She will likely lead you into a dark alley way and than when you wake up your wallet, keys, car and house will be gone.

That's a fact jack.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62021531


But it will still be worth it in the end right?
I mean it's not that much different than getting married and then divorced. The time frame is just a little different.
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The human female must like hybrids...
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This is an actual exchange I had with someone this week while talking on pof..


hey ***** can I ask you a question...?

what qualities/ideals would you look for in a woman?

Lol , sure
Class , ladylike , knows what she wants out of life , diverse way of thinking ,open for new ideas . Loves her fam , loyal/ honest . Warm

What do you want in a man ?

I want a meeting of mind and soul, light heartedness and humour, style, strength and direction, with a spiritual understanding, awakened consciousness and connection to the earth...so not much lol



true story.
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Would you guys let your significant other go traveling alone? Or to a party?

Personally I don't try to shield people from temptation. I push them into it! You know. See what happens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30795961


stir
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twirl
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Must not smoke pot
No tattoos
Must not have the same hairstyle she had in the 80's
No tight jeans with running shoes
When married, must not refer to husband as "hubby" (just irritates the hell out of me for some reason)

likes
long red hair
pasty white skin and freckles
Horror/sci-fi movie fan excluding: comic based movies - hate them
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Would you guys let your significant other go traveling alone? Or to a party?

Personally I don't try to shield people from temptation. I push them into it! You know. See what happens.
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stir
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twirl
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ana ana ana ana
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I want a wild chick, with lots of energy. Piercings help. Although Iv never seen one : (

I want her to stimulate my mind, whilst being everything that I thought I could have wanted, by stimulating my heart and being the only one, who would set foot inside the Matrix, to find me. The wild chick, I thought I knew, wouldnt matter anymore because I would have found a new one. I want a chick to be better than me. Is that to much to ask?

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ana ana ana ana
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Re: Dating criteria... do you have any?
These are a few things I require in a partner. (I don't think it's unreasonable... I merely just want somebody with high compatibility and chemistry):

Around age 30 (I'm 27)
Must be awake
Must either believe in aliens, or be open minded to the idea of them
Must not be religious
Must not be a facebook whore
Must either work out or otherwise be physically active
Must love outdoors
Must know how to hunt and fish
Must know how to build/fix things to some degree
Must be hard worker
Must have positive mindset
Must be willing to learn new things and grow
Must treat his parents with respect
Must aspire to live off grid, or at least, be willing to do it with me
Must accept that I smoke weed, better yet he smokes it or even grows it
Must have stable job and finances in order (no you don't have to be rich, just have a good head on your shoulders). No materialistic slimebags.

The following are a bonus: doom prepper, doesn't watch TV, has muscles, plays WoW, likes to read, silvertard, nice family I can get along with...


The last guy I was seeing pretty much hit all of these points even the bonus ones except he had no humility, he is obsessed with posting shirtless pics on facebook for likes... his facebook settings are public, he has 1000+ friends he doesn't know... and he was obsessed with looking at half naked girls on the internet. (it's one thing to appreciate beautiful women - duh he's a man - but to spend all day jerking off to them, telling me what ones you like the best when you already have one at home who bends over backward to make you happy... fuck you).



Am I an asshole or am I justified with what I need in a partner?

I think it's a good thing to know what you want.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess

Those are not a few but a lot of "must". You'll actually get turn off by some guy who doesn't believe in aliens or hunt and likes to watch TV?

I think you putting yourself in a difficult and unrealistic situation to find your dream man.
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Here's a question for all of you...:

If you found someone you clicked with off of this forum, would you consider meeting?
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Hehe...in the case of GLP'ers, I'd have a list of cannots...

cannot be addicted to porn
cannot be racist
cannot be a misogynist
etc...

but it would be nice to meet others who think outside the box, one who is spiritually inclined without being a jesus freak
and a fellow prepper would be cool

oh, and someone who isn't afraid of a little herb or rum from time to time ;)
"It's a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don't give it the power to do its killing." ~ Augstus Waters
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We all have our preferred criteria pertaining to a perfect date thus are you both willing to step out of your comfort zone to experience new settings after all it is give and take. You might not be open to a picnic by the lake however would you be willing to opening yourself to the quiet and more intimate conversations.

This would save a great deal of time discovering if your beliefs are compatible as opposed to dates in a loud disco or whatever.
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We all have our preferred criteria pertaining to a perfect date thus are you both willing to step out of your comfort zone to experience new settings after all it is give and take. You might not be open to a picnic by the lake however would you be willing to opening yourself to the quiet and more intimate conversations.

This would save a great deal of time discovering if your beliefs are compatible as opposed to dates in a loud disco or whatever.
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A disco?

Did you just get out of a time machine from the 70's?
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We all have our preferred criteria pertaining to a perfect date thus are you both willing to step out of your comfort zone to experience new settings after all it is give and take. You might not be open to a picnic by the lake however would you be willing to opening yourself to the quiet and more intimate conversations.

This would save a great deal of time discovering if your beliefs are compatible as opposed to dates in a loud disco or whatever.
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A disco?

Did you just get out of a time machine from the 70's?
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LMFAO!
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We all have our preferred criteria pertaining to a perfect date thus are you both willing to step out of your comfort zone to experience new settings after all it is give and take. You might not be open to a picnic by the lake however would you be willing to opening yourself to the quiet and more intimate conversations.

This would save a great deal of time discovering if your beliefs are compatible as opposed to dates in a loud disco or whatever.
 Quoting: SilverPatriot


Hes right you know.
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All relationships require stepping out of your comfort zone more or less and allot of trust and sacrifice. There is no perfect partner out there for you, just slightly more workable situations.

Seriously you could be total opposites or even the worst of enemy's, whats important is healthy communication.

"Whats wrong?"

"Nothings wrong"

^^^^ The most common exchange of words in a broken relationship.

If your someone who jokes around allot (Myself) you may end up crossing your partner 20-30 times a day without knowing.

It's healthy to have a sense of humor but you can seriously beat that horse to death and wake up alone.
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We all have our preferred criteria pertaining to a perfect date thus are you both willing to step out of your comfort zone to experience new settings after all it is give and take. You might not be open to a picnic by the lake however would you be willing to opening yourself to the quiet and more intimate conversations.

This would save a great deal of time discovering if your beliefs are compatible as opposed to dates in a loud disco or whatever.
 Quoting: SilverPatriot


Hes right you know.
 Quoting: DFault


Yeah This. That is what any of us semi-enlightened/awakened spiritually open minded people really want in the end.. that crazy love CONNECTION where (aside from just the physical attraction) you want to be near each other a lot and share in life's experiences. Buuut, to get there is the tricky and often times difficult part. All the B.S in the world right now makes things extra tough for many to find and make that connection either for the first time or 2nd 3rd etc.. hf





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