Why is shit always about to hit the fan but nothing ever happens??

Nuke

we're all paranoid :(

jk..
its coming my friend..

tomorrow, i promise

jews from zeta reticuli are going to dismantle the constitution and fuck us in our ass chakras

i know huh. maybe we're living in a simulation and they decide to rewrite the program on the spur of the moment, or something..

GLP effect and Zappa

They just want to keep you scared and control you. They don't need to go through the trouble of making anything happen. Their agenda works just fine with constant shoveling if propaganda being rammed into our brains.

I think it's because when you are sleep walking through life, like I was at one time - unaware of just how contrived everything is, you stay focused on the short term, what's near. Your job, your family your 5 year plan etc.
When you are a doom tard you are always looking and thinking "is this it"? And you think it could be, but it never is. Just when you think "nothing ever happens", I remember how I felt on 9/11 and the day of the Japan Tsunami. I felt like it was the beginning of the end then and it was surreal. It can changed in a blink.
God is actually in control. There is an end game.

You're alive. When that's about to change, shit will be hitting the fan.

Because someone forgot to screw on the fan blade.. So the shit is just full throttle going thru. No mess no reaction. Just shit cleanly going thru the open circle..nothing to be alarmed about. No splattering, no random flung wet brown green pooop.

Ummmmmmm its happening all over, its a big planet, somethings just dont hit directly, but due to the interwebs you get to read about all manner of god awful doom. We expect a huge event which sends us into a tail spin, when 911 happened I still had class, we just watched TV but still had to sit in a chair and pretend everything was essentially all right. Many people were killed and many lives ruined as a result and over the following decade of wars, but I was never directly affected. Still pretty horrible doom.

give it time yours is coming as is everybodys.

It's the Internet.

Really?

Parallax effect.


4 Jesus

because no on knows when the next false flag is coming it is classified

Cuz it's all

You are part of this production

Because people like to believe doom is on!

Shit hitting the fan is in the eyes of beholders. And most beholders of GLP, although self admitted awakened being, are nothing bur morans who can differentiate shit from fan.

Eat your words??

Timeline B

Because the cia jews and nibiru take pity on you

You believe BPEarthwatch?

Hey if there is not doom at the end of this dumbass conspiracy I believe today why bother?

What would GLP be without doom tomorrow?

Or the next day.

Or the next.

Maybe next week?

Next year for sure.

Sure anyone with an IQ over 80 (about 10% of GLP) realize it's bullshit but it's the conspiracies and the shit about to hit the fan that keeps people coming back.

The shit is hitting the fan everyday, big hunks of shit.

I have thought about it for a while and I noticed that the crap hitting the fan feeling was not always apart of my life.

Pretty bad when you are living in a cave and get that crap is going to hit the fan feeling.

Yet isolated or not it has entered my life since 1990-1991.
Makes no difference if I find out the crap hit the fan or never find it out.

That will not stop the sensing of the vibes sent out from incoming crap.

Things have not always been like they are now, even though they have been so for a a rather long time now.

Crap is king in this age we entered.

The shit has been hitting the fan by the bucketload for years but people expect it to look like a hollywood movie.

So things ARE fucked and getting more fucked every day, but like a frog in boiling water people are too stupid to realize that THIS is how the world ends.

Not with a bang but with a whimper.

If we are waiting for the world to look like World War Z, Day After Tomorrow or Mad Max to satisfy our doomlust then we might be waiting awhile.

Look around, we are still sliding downhill. Have patience.

And get to know Jesus.

Ebola is the excrement hitting the rotating blade and it looks like it will happen. Sadly.

Don't worry OP,it's coming your way soon.

People in the west have been living cocooned lives,seperated from reality by the bs fed to them by msm and Hollywood.

I suspect the shit coming your way will be mainly in the form of 'natural' disasters,fema camps and martial law as well as economic doom,but have no fear,it won't be long now.