its 911 and I am on the plane ask me a question

Any ebola suspects on board?

Can you see any of these people?

be sure to crop dust on the way to the toilet.

update: no doom so far, no suspected people no ebola.

V

What would your reaction be if the plane was to go down?

I would shit my pants

How will you handle the ubiquitous smelly gas of the passengers surrounding you?

:)

gasmask

Do you have some planes?

no I don't

Why are you on your phone? Get off your phone before you mess up the pilots computers, Also, how are you getting cell reception at that altitude and speed?

Pretend like your trying to light your underpants on fire.

Tell us what happens next.

"the plane" wtf does that mean?

Flight number?

ohh didn't thought about that I don't wanna fak up pilot's computer but it's free wifi here so I have to use it

dy2856

Would you be willing to stand up and scream "Ally snackbar"?

Then go Ah-la-la-la-la-la-la!




Come on, do it. You might get your picture on the news?

I shoud probably

Not should...You MUST!

Allah commands it!



but first wrap a towel around your head like this guy

Are the flight attendants offering free admission to The Mile High Club?

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