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To the solar fucktard that told me to put all my computer shit in the freezer!

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/12/2014 04:40 PM
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At least now you have the worlds first iPop.
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OMG laughing too hard now
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09/12/2014 04:50 PM
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put in microwave on defrost for 10 minutes all will be good
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Put any frozen electronics in the microwave on defrost for 30sec. Should take care of it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38292935


chuckle
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09/12/2014 04:56 PM
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Put any frozen electronics in the microwave on defrost for 30sec. Should take care of it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38292935


Not falling for that shit again
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14035228


I'm with you, OP. as soon as I get this laptop that I'm using, back online, I'm filing a complaint!

30 seconds in the microwave was too long!
The South Park Agenda

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09/12/2014 04:57 PM
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You OWE me a new iPod buddy!!!!
 Quoting: Not Funny 14035228


dude, im laughing so hard.
sorry man
that sucks and all

but your post is funny
Stuff and goodies...
The South Park Agenda

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09/12/2014 04:59 PM
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This is for OP:

[link to www.dailypic.me]
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


OMG too funny
Stuff and goodies...
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09/12/2014 05:16 PM
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Put any frozen electronics in the microwave on defrost for 30sec. Should take care of it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38292935


That was over the fucking top funny!!!!!
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09/12/2014 05:24 PM
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Excellent thread! Well done OP, haven't laughed so hard in years.

Am still drying the tears!
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09/12/2014 05:49 PM

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You crawled in the freezer with the gear, did ya OP? chuckle
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09/12/2014 06:00 PM

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I am so sorry OP if u really did that! this has to be the funniest thing I have read in weeks in here.

seriously OP. common sense. Cold temps do not work with electronics.
I awoke to hear john 3:16 in a loud voice.

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09/12/2014 06:18 PM
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Put any frozen electronics in the microwave on defrost for 30sec. Should take care of it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38292935


No, No, No!

Only way to do it properly is preheat the oven at 450 and allow the electronics to defrost for at least 30 minutes to an hour.

Microwave will heat it to fast from the inside out too quickly, haven't you heard of what happens when you try defrosting kitties in the microwave? They never survive and it's cruel!
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09/12/2014 06:22 PM
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I must be a super-duper tard, because I don't think
giving someone bad advice;
That Costs someone Money

is, in any way, Funny!? tdown

How do you find pleasure in Deception?
Isn't that a bit perverted?
Suddenly, we're back in Grade School!

It Broke!...baby haha...Funny!

Ain't it better to be nice? scratching


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09/12/2014 06:25 PM
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Yes, you can always rely on people on the Internet to give good advice. Especially here at GLP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62804505


TY I needed that

clappingaudiance
SoOn!!
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09/12/2014 06:27 PM
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You OWE me a new iPod buddy!!!!
 Quoting: Not Funny 14035228


Take it back. Just say it stopped working, and don't tell them you put it in the freezer.
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09/12/2014 06:30 PM
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Me thinks the OP just used the previous thread as an excuse to play a Gomer Pyle Act
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09/12/2014 06:30 PM
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You OWE me a new iPod buddy!!!!
 Quoting: Not Funny 14035228


You actually followed that advice?

Reminds me of high school. This dork used to hang out around the weight room, wondering how we all got so buffed. Someone told him that before a workout, we put IcyHot in our jocks. Within minutes, wails of agony emanated from the locker room...

stupid daffy
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09/12/2014 06:31 PM
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Count yourself lucky,

im still living in my bunker after selling up and preparing for 2012 and comet Ison.
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09/12/2014 06:32 PM
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have put hardrives that would not work in the frige to get them to work
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09/12/2014 06:34 PM
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If you were really dumb enough to fall for that, the only thing that you are owed is an education. I would start with your parents.
digitalmonkey

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09/12/2014 06:35 PM

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seriously. don't turn it on anymore. leave it in a bowl of rice to draw out the humidity and let it get to room temperature

you can look that up in google for an emergency treatment for phones dropped in water

I am no an expert in computer repair after water damage but I have saved a phone doing this
I awoke to hear john 3:16 in a loud voice.

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
hapless moran

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09/12/2014 06:40 PM
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Count yourself lucky,

im still living in my bunker after selling up and preparing for 2012 and comet Ison.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62805140


hesright
free your inner baboon.
Vision Thing

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09/12/2014 06:51 PM

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seriously. don't turn it on anymore. leave it in a bowl of rice to draw out the humidity and let it get to room temperature

you can look that up in google for an emergency treatment for phones dropped in water

I am no an expert in computer repair after water damage but I have saved a phone doing this
 Quoting: digitalmonkey


Someone's going to think you mean cooked rice, not raw dry rice :-)

Anyway these threads are causing me to question what people do with their electronic digital equipment in cold climates? I left Minnesota before the blanket ubiquity of digital devices. Also we had a lot of mild winters in the late nineties where it wouldn't have been a big problem anyway.

But seriously what happens if you leave your camera or laptop, phone etc. in the car in North Dakota in January?

I remember how careful people had to be with their wooden musical instruments like guitars when it was super cold. But I don't know anything about the protocol for mp3 players and cell phones in below zero weather.
Tampa Heather

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09/12/2014 06:52 PM
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Thanks for the laugh OP!

About to read this whole thread...as soon as I stop crying from laughing so hard...
What doesn't kill me only makes me stronger...
Anonymous Coward
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09/12/2014 06:55 PM
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Is this thread for real? Even my grandchildren wouldn't put their computer in the freezer. Good grief.
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09/12/2014 07:07 PM
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Is this thread for real? Even my grandchildren wouldn't put their computer in the freezer. Good grief.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2268641


Hilarious nonetheless

joany
I was always an unusual girl. My mother told me I had a chameleon soul, no moral compass pointing due north, no fixed personality; just an inner indecisiveness that was as wide and as wavering as the ocean... And if I said I didn't plan for it to turn out this way I'd be lying...
Because I was born to be the other woman. Who belonged to no one, who belonged to everyone. Who had nothing, who wanted everything, with a fire for every experience and an obsession for freedom that terrified me to the point that I couldn't even talk about it,and pushed me to a nomadic point of madness that both dazzled and dizzied me.
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09/12/2014 07:12 PM
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What the fuck is wrong with people! That just was not right!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14035228


If you really did this based on some fucking idiot's advice on GLP, you should probably have all of your electronics confiscated because you're too stupid to own them.
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09/12/2014 07:14 PM
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OP, please place IPAD in the dyer,carefully wrapping it with some wax paper. The heat will help it dry. It will also help dry out the motherboard. The other way is take a soldering iron and fuse together the on switch with the plastic. The last way works the best- spray some hair spray on it and then dry with a hair dryer- works every time
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09/12/2014 07:15 PM
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Use common sense.
If unsure. Google it first.
Do a bit of research.
Use your brain computer.
I dont know...
this is the start of how it all ends
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09/12/2014 07:16 PM
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You OWE me a new iPod buddy!!!!
 Quoting: Not Funny 14035228


I told everyone in that thread, MULTIPLE TIMES, what would happen to their electronics, and instead everyone insisted that I was a shill.
dayzd1410

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09/12/2014 07:19 PM
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Re: To the solar fucktard that told me to put all my computer shit in the freezer!
seriously. don't turn it on anymore. leave it in a bowl of rice to draw out the humidity and let it get to room temperature

you can look that up in google for an emergency treatment for phones dropped in water

I am no an expert in computer repair after water damage but I have saved a phone doing this
 Quoting: digitalmonkey


Someone's going to think you mean cooked rice, not raw dry rice :-)

Anyway these threads are causing me to question what people do with their electronic digital equipment in cold climates? I left Minnesota before the blanket ubiquity of digital devices. Also we had a lot of mild winters in the late nineties where it wouldn't have been a big problem anyway.

But seriously what happens if you leave your camera or laptop, phone etc. in the car in North Dakota in January?

I remember how careful people had to be with their wooden musical instruments like guitars when it was super cold. But I don't know anything about the protocol for mp3 players and cell phones in below zero weather.
 Quoting: Vision Thing


I would walk to school in the winter, I literally lived across the street but it took me ten minutes to get across the campus parking lot. One year was particularly frosty with it being -20 or colder for my 8am classes.
My mac would be ice cold to the touch and sometimes me and other people in my class would have to wait up to an hour for it to turn on and function again.
Thats what happens
this is the start of how it all ends





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