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nutmeg User ID: 8651733 United States 09/16/2014 08:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dad's belt. When I saw him taking it off from his trousers, I wanted to die. I think I only got hit about two times. Cant remember more. Once I was sitting below a window in the kitchen and whining about something. Dad said to stop. I kept it up. He took off his shoe and threw it at me. I ducked, and it crashed through the kitchen window. lol Can't ever remember him getting that angry any other time. |
RelentlessDespot Abrasive Fuck User ID: 62210104 United States 09/16/2014 08:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whatever was within reach, lol Shoes, belts, a hose, jump rope.. The list goes on and on. I got good at strategically running away from her while avoiding anything that could be used as a weapon.. AAhh.. fond childhood memories. Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me. Or something |
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VoodooQueen User ID: 37401076 United States 09/16/2014 09:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | once with a flip flop, or I'd get popped in the back of the head with an open hand for running my mouth, but really that was maybe 3 times in my whole younger life, and only by my mother because she would have killed my dad if he raised a hand to me. I was a good kid I put a spell on you and now you're gone. My whammy fell on you and it was strong. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 57746843 United States 09/16/2014 09:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My mom used to chase me with the fly swatter, swearing on a stack of bibles that she was going to teach me a lesson. Now that I am an adult we actually laugh about it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59699916 ^^^ MEEEE TOOOO!!! ^^^ Thought I was the only one who got threatened with the fly swatter! LOL Also, I can identify with the Stretch Armstrong comment. I used to hit my brother with Stretch Armstrong. That damn action figure weighed about ten lbs. it was made of the densest material in the universe. You could kill someone with it, no kidding. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62921492 United Kingdom 09/16/2014 09:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My younger sister had a doll named '' baby headstand '' .. it was named this because the head of the doll weighed like 20 pounds and was rock solid, thus keeping the baby in a headstand position if desired... she use to chase me around with that weapon of death swinging as hard as she could LOL.. good times Quoting: .State Of Mind. |
A Friend User ID: 62809441 United States 09/16/2014 09:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Weirdest... crutch and ironing board. Also... hairbrushes, knives, pulled hair, scratched and fists. But Lord, he stinketh! :fnecsm: "When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 41099201 Canada 09/16/2014 09:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was hit by Elvira's boobs! Hot Rod show. She was signing autographs and pics. We walked straight into each other. I was swiftly tackled by security. I was 17 yrs old. I was in heaven. Total accident and I smiled for three days straight. It was a long time ago. I would still let her hit me today. True story |
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~kpm~ User ID: 34763230 United States 09/16/2014 10:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nothing too funny. Just the hand, normally. Quoting: AndSoItEnds But two things my mom always said that we still joke about today are: "Do you want me to slap you silly?" And "Quit your crying or I'll give you something to cry about!" How about "Don't make me stop this car".....while swatting the air towards the backseat we all sat in unbuckled.....lol Or "I'll wipe that smirk right of your face" ~With forethought and malice Whitless enacted an EO giving nursing homes immunity from wrongful death prosecutions, forced them to take in infected patients and is responsible for over 6500+ nursing home deaths~ |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 7734838 United States 09/16/2014 10:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I got swatted with the Green Sheet Newspaper that my mom had just picked up off the driveway. We lived in the San Fernando Valley. It was a big thick newspaper back then. I was mortified that she did it outside where my friends could have seen me get whacked. |