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And noe for a laugh.. garage door opener makes man's penis erect every time same frequency as implant

 
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07/18/2006 11:45 AM
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And noe for a laugh.. garage door opener makes man's penis erect every time same frequency as implant
Park & rise willy implant

A MAN who had a willy implant to cure impotence is rising to the occasion — whenever his neighbour opens his garage doors.

The remote control is on the same frequency as the electronic device in his groin.

The sufferer told a BBC Radio Merseyside phone-in it was causing endless embarrassment — but doctors cannot stop it because the implant op was done in Turkey.

He said: “Every time my neighbours park their 4x4 I get an erection. It’s embarrassing.”

When DJ Roger Phillips asked if he had seen a doctor he replied: “I had it done in Turkey, using equipment not known in this country.

“Every time his car pulls in, I can’t leave the house. It’s not funny.”
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Re: And noe for a laugh.. garage door opener makes man's penis erect every time same frequency as implant
Hehe! Hopefully for him they won't close their garage while he's on the downstroke.
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07/18/2006 11:53 AM
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Re: And noe for a laugh.. garage door opener makes man's penis erect every time same frequency as implant
Does'nt Duncan Koontz have one of those?(I don't mean the garage door opener either)! laugh
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07/18/2006 12:25 PM
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Re: And noe for a laugh.. garage door opener makes man's penis erect every time same frequency as implant
interesting....

do commercials hone in on certain wavelengths to get people aroused?

Does the 'news'?

Think about it, your TV probably has been more programmed to make you be a 'certain' way than you can expect.......

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