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Revenge - Dirty Tricks you should know

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/18/2006 12:26 PM
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Revenge - Dirty Tricks you should know
I am not saying you should do this or that its a good thing. If you were going to get revenge on someone. What would you do? Post your dirty tricks here.

Like on another thread I posted --

Put an Ad in a local Greensheet or underground paper that says the following:

Cherry 1948 Harley Davidson Sport Touring bike. Regretfully must sell. Serious Inquiries only. Must see to believe.
Joe Loser
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City, State
FemAzure

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07/18/2006 12:31 PM
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Go to the local bookstore, head for the magazine section, remove from all magazines any no-postage-required mail-in slips that fall out (I.e. bladder control info, roto-tiller catalog, male enhancement info, etc.). Fill them out with the 'proper' address.
Anonymous Coward
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07/18/2006 12:40 PM
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Why the need for revenge? Just chalk it up to experience and move on.
madsurfdaddy

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07/18/2006 12:40 PM
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hey rex,

how's if feel to finally have a crotch?
Anonymous Coward
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07/18/2006 12:43 PM
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Serious Question:

If you folks are serious about the need for revenge on somone who broke up with you, is there any reason to ask WHY they broke up with you?
Anonymous Coward
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07/18/2006 12:47 PM
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I like the Deep Thoughts one:

Get a pumpkin, and carve a scared face into it. Get red dye and squirt it all over. Plunge in big knife in it's "head" and through a note that says YOU!!!

Then knock on the door and run away. You'll feel better, and no harm done!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/18/2006 12:48 PM
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I am not saying you should do this or that its a good thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 98618


LOL. This is just for fun. I will repeat. I am not saying you should do this or that its a good thing.

BTW, The junk mail thing is an evil one.. lol
JC
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07/18/2006 12:50 PM
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Why the need for revenge? Just chalk it up to experience and move on.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9482


Some people get off on that stuff

move on,shows you`re the better person.
FemAzure

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07/18/2006 12:53 PM
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Does he have a dog he keeps in the house? ExLax in a hot dog.

Spray foam insulation around his car doors.

Cancel his video card.

Put rocks in his hubcaps.
zazzman
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07/18/2006 12:53 PM
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A couple of pounds of Limburger cheese on top of a car/trucks engine manifold. It bakes into every nook and cranny in the engine and you cant powerwash it out. Everytime it gets hot,,,,phew!!!
Sireen

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07/18/2006 12:54 PM
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My favorite revenge that benefits ONLY me, is making sure they are aware that my life is MUCH better now than theirs!
Don't argue with idiots, you'll never win!
Anonymous Coward
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07/18/2006 12:57 PM
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I live for revenge. Everyone always pays their asshole debts to me in one way or another. The last laugh I shall always get.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA​

meds
Sireen

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07/18/2006 12:58 PM
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My favorite revenge that benefits ONLY me, is making sure they are aware that my life is MUCH better now than theirs!

lala
 Quoting: Apocalypso Black Viper Rex.



LMAO!!! I know, not NEAR as satisfying as those immediate actions mentioned here.
Don't argue with idiots, you'll never win!
Anonymous Coward
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07/18/2006 12:59 PM
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I had a roomate who one night disclosed some revenge plots he had done to previous places he lived

-placed small pins in person bath mat
-toothbrushed toilet
-pissed in shampoo
-watered plants with vinagar

I looked at them sideways from that point on and moved away shortly after
Zode nli
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07/18/2006 01:00 PM
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Ask for a ride in the car of the offender... (any desparate situation will do).

Be prepared to projectile vomit into the air vents on the dash/windsheild. If you can manage it twice, bend over and spray the air vents, and drink cups. It will be a pleasant reminder, when used.

<as a side note... this actually happened to a friend, by his GF, and not perpetrated by an enemy.

He complained about it for a year, before he sold the car. yechhhhhh
Anonymous Coward
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07/18/2006 01:01 PM
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My cruel and inhumane brother actually did this one...

Had his female friend call one of those local dating lines and left a dirty message saying she was the ex-girlfriend, and gave out her phone number. I guess the poor girl had calls for weeks, both day and night. She finally changed the phone#.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/18/2006 01:02 PM
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I knew someone in College that filled up someones shampoo with Nair. it worked..

Someone else poured a McDonalds Milk Shake down the defrost vents of someones car. The guy had to get rid of his car because he couldnt clean up the spoiled milk smell.
Sireen

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07/18/2006 01:03 PM
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I knew a girl pissed off at her bfriend, so she pissed in his coffee pot, then brewed coffee and gave him a cup!
Don't argue with idiots, you'll never win!
Z
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07/18/2006 01:05 PM
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Very simple.

[link to www.mailpoop.com]
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/18/2006 01:08 PM
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LOL, I love it. "Spring is on the way, and the poop is de-thawing order some now!"
FemAzure

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07/18/2006 01:10 PM
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Vaseline on the front door knob or car door handles.

A bumper sticker that reads: "Honk if you need money."

Electrical tape over one tail light. (safety to others...don't cover them both!)

Turn his license plate upside down.

Hairspray on his car windows.
shibumi2

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07/18/2006 01:14 PM
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I knew someone in College that filled up someones shampoo with Nair. it worked..

Someone else poured a McDonalds Milk Shake down the defrost vents of someones car. The guy had to get rid of his car because he couldnt clean up the spoiled milk smell.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 98618


sorry...absolutely no dairy products in mcd's shakes
Austrian Guest
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07/18/2006 01:16 PM
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Something popular from Europe :)

Buy two sixpacks of building foam (wearing workers gloves when picking them up), take some pliers with you and move to the poor guys car.

Smash a window oder use the hopefully open rooftop.

Rip of the ventile of the building foam bottles with the pliers and throw them into the car.

Do it fast and shake the bottles before.

Plz don´t leave your fingerprints on the bottles.

Great fun !
Anonymous Coward
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07/18/2006 01:20 PM
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Call every religious group you can find and ask for a visit to his/her adress.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/18/2006 01:23 PM
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I knew someone in College that filled up someones shampoo with Nair. it worked..

Someone else poured a McDonalds Milk Shake down the defrost vents of someones car. The guy had to get rid of his car because he couldnt clean up the spoiled milk smell.


sorry...absolutely no dairy products in mcd's shakes
 Quoting: shibumi2


Maybe so. But it smelled like it when he turned on the air.
Z
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07/18/2006 01:26 PM
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Yes the magnetic bumper stickers are great.


[link to www.prankplace.com]

"Proud to be Gay"

"I Masturbate"

"Honk for gay rights"

hehe
Z
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07/18/2006 01:27 PM
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Then theres the old banana up the tailpipe trick.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/18/2006 01:33 PM
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Apply the bumper sticker with superglue to make sure it sticks well..
Prof-Rabbit

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07/18/2006 01:35 PM
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A few raw prawns/shrimp in the rear recirculation vents, (the ones on the outside rear of the car) poke them in with a small stick, by the time they are found the smell has gone through everything.
You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back

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Imyourgod
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07/18/2006 01:41 PM
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if you can get in to his house, specifically his bathroom, take a crap in the tank of his toilet, gross fun for days, LOL.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/18/2006 01:50 PM
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Yuk, Now that one is just cruel. The clean up would really suck. It would get sucked down and get in all those little holes that feed the water to the bowl.. LOL. OMG! pure evil

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