Wat does it mean when after you smoke a cigarette it feels like an elephant is sitting on your chest?

I think that is your blood pressure spiking!

How old are you? My grandpa has COPD from smoking, and he says it feels like that.

If you feel like an elephant is sitting on your chest? Probably

It means you have to tell yer girl to get off you after sex so you can enjoy your smoke.

33

Oh, maybe a bit young for COPD....

Although it's always a good idea to quit.

It means you are healthy as an ox. Smoke more you pillar of health!

Nicotine is a
vasoconstrictor

it means you're really close to eternal happiness, 1 more cigarette should do it

You are a walking dead-man.

Make a will so at least your family will be OK.

The feeling of an elephant sitting on your chest is a classic sign of what a heart attack is supposed to feel like.

Maybe knock them on the head if I were you.

Yeah, I'd suggest you stop now, asap, cos I don't think you'd find wearing the wooden overcoat any more comfortable.

that is the cancer feeding and growing.

Thanks everyone for responding so far. I'm seriously done smoking. I want to live to see more doom! Not my own personal doom. I know there must be more worldy doom to see!

It means you better quit.

Might be a heart attack go to the ER , good luck