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Help Me Name All of The True Characters of the Bible. I'll Start

 
Skippy
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Help Me Name All of The True Characters of the Bible. I'll Start
Jesus: The Sun
Satan: Saturn
Lucifer: Venus
Mother Mary: Mom/Mon/Moon
Judas: Pisces constellation
Peter: Aquarius constellation
Amen: Jupiter

What's Joseph's deal? Who was Noah?

The four horsemen of the apocalypse are constellations of the Zodiac as well... The Mazzaroth...

Jesus of Nazareth equals the The sun/son of the Mazzaroth.
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Jesus: The Sun
Satan: Saturn
Lucifer: Venus
Mother Mary: Mom/Mon/Moon
Judas: Pisces constellation
Peter: Aquarius constellation
Amen: Jupiter

What's Joseph's deal? Who was Noah?

The four horsemen of the apocalypse are constellations of the Zodiac as well... The Mazzaroth...

Jesus of Nazareth equals the The sun/son of the Mazzaroth.
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Jesus: The Sun
Satan: Saturn
Lucifer: Venus
Mother Mary: Mom/Mon/Moon
Judas: Pisces constellation
Peter: Aquarius constellation
Amen: Jupiter

What's Joseph's deal? Who was Noah?

The four horsemen of the apocalypse are constellations of the Zodiac as well... The Mazzaroth...

Jesus of Nazareth equals the The sun/son of the Mazzaroth.
 Quoting: Skippy 16241422



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Your type used to burn my type alive. Now you're reduced to low resolution graphics. Winning.
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Jesus: The Sun
Satan: Saturn
Lucifer: Venus
Mother Mary: Mom/Mon/Moon
Judas: Pisces constellation
Peter: Aquarius constellation
Amen: Jupiter

What's Joseph's deal? Who was Noah?

The four horsemen of the apocalypse are constellations of the Zodiac as well... The Mazzaroth...

Jesus of Nazareth equals the The sun/son of the Mazzaroth.
 Quoting: Skippy 16241422



:headupass:
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Your type used to burn my type alive. Now you're reduced to low resolution graphics. Winning.
 Quoting: Skippy 16241422



You're implying A) I'm Catholic, and B) you're Wiccan.

Neither are true though.
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Jesus: The Sun
Satan: Saturn
Lucifer: Venus
Mother Mary: Mom/Mon/Moon
Judas: Pisces constellation
Peter: Aquarius constellation
Amen: Jupiter

What's Joseph's deal? Who was Noah?

The four horsemen of the apocalypse are constellations of the Zodiac as well... The Mazzaroth...

Jesus of Nazareth equals the The sun/son of the Mazzaroth.
 Quoting: Skippy 16241422



:headupass:
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Your type used to burn my type alive. Now you're reduced to low resolution graphics. Winning.
 Quoting: Skippy 16241422



You're implying A) I'm Catholic, and B) you're Wiccan.

Neither are true though.
 Quoting: Occasionally Swears


No, I'm saying you're ignorant and I'm a seeker.
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Your type used to burn my type alive. Now you're reduced to low resolution graphics. Winning.
 Quoting: Skippy 16241422



You're implying A) I'm Catholic, and B) you're Wiccan.

Neither are true though.
 Quoting: Occasionally Swears


No, I'm saying you're ignorant and I'm a seeker.
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And what are you seeking, exactly?
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Your type used to burn my type alive. Now you're reduced to low resolution graphics. Winning.
 Quoting: Skippy 16241422



You're implying A) I'm Catholic, and B) you're Wiccan.

Neither are true though.
 Quoting: Occasionally Swears


No, I'm saying you're ignorant and I'm a seeker.
 Quoting: Skippy 16241422



And what are you seeking, exactly?
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To raise consciousness and encourage ascension. Me are We and I fail if you do.
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You're implying A) I'm Catholic, and B) you're Wiccan.

Neither are true though.
 Quoting: Occasionally Swears


No, I'm saying you're ignorant and I'm a seeker.
 Quoting: Skippy 16241422



And what are you seeking, exactly?
 Quoting: Occasionally Swears


To raise consciousness and encourage ascension. Me are We and I fail if you do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16241422


And by a 'raised consciousness' what are you implying?
What exactly are you planning to ascend?

The 'me and we' statement is irrelevant without prologue.
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The only character of the bible that has any actual importance for you is you yourself, the reader who is reading the bible.

Ponder ponder ponder
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And what are you seeking, exactly?


To raise consciousness and encourage ascension. Me are We and I fail if you do.


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The only character of the bible that has any actual importance for you is you yourself, the reader who is reading the bible.

Ponder ponder ponder
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The in and out, the above and below, the past and present.

It's all within and without at exactly the same time for there is no time.
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Re: Help Me Name All of The True Characters of the Bible. I'll Start
Jesus: The Sun
Satan: Saturn
Lucifer: Venus
Mother Mary: Mom/Mon/Moon
Judas: Pisces constellation
Peter: Aquarius constellation
Amen: Jupiter

What's Joseph's deal? Who was Noah?

The four horsemen of the apocalypse are constellations of the Zodiac as well... The Mazzaroth...

Jesus of Nazareth equals the The sun/son of the Mazzaroth.
 Quoting: Skippy 16241422



:headupass:
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Your type used to burn my type alive. Now you're reduced to low resolution graphics. Winning.
 Quoting: Skippy 16241422


hesright
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Jesus had 12 Disciples

Matthew
Mark
Luke
John
Andrew
Simon/Peter
James
Philip
Nathaniel/Bartholomew
Judas
James the son of Alphaeus
Judas Iscariot
Deb
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Re: Help Me Name All of The True Characters of the Bible. I'll Start
Jesus: The Sun
Satan: Saturn
Lucifer: Venus
Mother Mary: Mom/Mon/Moon
Judas: Pisces constellation
Peter: Aquarius constellation
Amen: Jupiter

What's Joseph's deal? Who was Noah?

The four horsemen of the apocalypse are constellations of the Zodiac as well... The Mazzaroth...

Jesus of Nazareth equals the The sun/son of the Mazzaroth.
 Quoting: Skippy 16241422



:headupass:
 Quoting: Occasionally Swears


Your type used to burn my type alive. Now you're reduced to low resolution graphics. Winning.
 Quoting: Skippy 16241422



You're implying A) I'm Catholic, and B) you're Wiccan.

Neither are true though.
 Quoting: Occasionally Swears


Goofy Thum
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Re: Help Me Name All of The True Characters of the Bible. I'll Start
Jesus: The Sun
Satan: Saturn
Lucifer: Venus
Mother Mary: Mom/Mon/Moon
Judas: Pisces constellation
Peter: Aquarius constellation
Amen: Jupiter

What's Joseph's deal? Who was Noah?

The four horsemen of the apocalypse are constellations of the Zodiac as well... The Mazzaroth...

Jesus of Nazareth equals the The sun/son of the Mazzaroth.
 Quoting: Skippy 16241422



:headupass:
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Your type used to burn my type alive. Now you're reduced to low resolution graphics. Winning.
 Quoting: Skippy 16241422


hesright
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Not so long ago, Morgan Freeman (Freed man) would have been a slave and would have endured whippings and horrible abuses from arrogant Europeans. Now, he has a luxurious lifestyle far beyond mine which he earned and I respect.
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Re: Help Me Name All of The True Characters of the Bible. I'll Start
Jesus: The Sun
Satan: Saturn
Lucifer: Venus
Mother Mary: Mom/Mon/Moon
Judas: Pisces constellation
Peter: Aquarius constellation
Amen: Jupiter

What's Joseph's deal? Who was Noah?

The four horsemen of the apocalypse are constellations of the Zodiac as well... The Mazzaroth...

Jesus of Nazareth equals the The sun/son of the Mazzaroth.
 Quoting: Skippy 16241422


Jesus: Yahshua the Messiah, Part of the Elohim, created by his father YHWH.

Satan: Ha'Shatan hebrew for the adversary, Messenger Mal'ak(Angel) of YHWH, Formerly known as Sammael.

Lucifer: Part of Isaiah 14, A mistranslation of Heylel ben Sachar(Morning Star[Venus] son of the Morning), Referring to the King of Babylon at the time of Isaiah probably Nebuchadnezzer II.

Mary mother of Jesus: Mariam daughter of Yahuyaqim(Jehochim) also known as Heli

Judas Iscariot: Yahudah son of Shim'on from Qeriyoth, Apostle of Rabbi Yahshua who betrayed him to the Romans

Peter: Shim'on son of Yonah, called by Yahshua Kepha hebrew for rock. Apostle of Yahshua, Apostle to the Jews and lost tribes of Israel dispersed through the world. Buried in Jerusalem.

Amen: A hebrew word meaning a declaration of affirmation.

Joseph: Yosef son of Ya'aqob, Step-Father of Yahshua of Nazareth

Noah: Noach son of Lemek(Lamech), Man commanded by YHWH to build the Ark to escape the Flood sent by YHWH to cleanse the Earth of the wicked Nephilim.
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Re: Help Me Name All of The True Characters of the Bible. I'll Start
This was one of my favorite GLP threads of all time. Good times... Good times...
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bump For Monday... the Moon's day... Luna's day... Mary's day....
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This was one of my favorite GLP threads of all time. Good times... Good times...
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You have an affinity for lies, so I wouldn't doubt it.





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