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OH HELL YEAH!!! Ebola dead rise from the grave!!

 
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Drudge linking!
[link to allafrica.com]
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Liberia: Dead Ebola Patients Resurrect?

By Franklin Doloquee

Two Ebola patients, who died of the virus in separate communities in Nimba County have reportedly resurrected in the county. The victims, both females, believed to be in their 60s and 40s respectively, died of the Ebola virus recently in Hope Village Community and the Catholic Community in Ganta, Nimba.
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I would like to thank our african cousins for the single most awesome outbreak ever.

Come one China and Russia, bomb the US and lets. get. this. party. STARTED!!!

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DHS you checking this guy?
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09/24/2014 09:36 PM
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My grandfather was sent to the morgue dead, and sent back because he started breathing. So it does happen even here in the US.

But just to be on the safe side. Everyone should load their guns and find a pointy object. Remember, zombies have to have their spines or brains crushed. Just shooting them in the chest will do nothing but get their attention.
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This.
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09/24/2014 09:36 PM
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She probably wasn't dead. Mistakes have been made before
 Quoting: Bambi2U


This

It happens quite often.
 Quoting: MIgardener


It was two women. 40 yr old and 60 yr old both 'died' in different communities.
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She probably wasn't dead. Mistakes have been made before
 Quoting: Bambi2U


That way my first thought as well.. except.. TWO of them in separate places???

Yes, the most highly trained doctor can make a mistake... But on the other hand, even the lowliest tribal shaman can USUALLY tell the difference between dead and in a coma... as most trained doctors USUALLY can as well.

A single mistake I can easily see... But two, on the same day and it really starts making one wonder.

A modern doctor making this kind of mistake is an oddity you hear about once every few years or even decades... Two, on the same day, is mighty strange..

Just saying...
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I'm going to install treadmills all the way around my house.
The end is just the beginning.
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I'm going to install treadmills all the way around my house.
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Excellent, excellent.

I resolve to sit very quietly until its over.
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09/24/2014 09:40 PM
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What I want to know is how they are NOW?? Are they recovering from ebola? Still dying from ebola? Acting weird? Etc..
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09/24/2014 09:41 PM
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She probably wasn't dead. Mistakes have been made before
 Quoting: Bambi2U


This

It happens quite often.
 Quoting: MIgardener


It was two women. 40 yr old and 60 yr old both 'died' in different communities.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48687781


You're saying that it's more likely they came back from the dead than never died?
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Drudge linking!
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Liberia: Dead Ebola Patients Resurrect?

By Franklin Doloquee

Two Ebola patients, who died of the virus in separate communities in Nimba County have reportedly resurrected in the county. The victims, both females, believed to be in their 60s and 40s respectively, died of the Ebola virus recently in Hope Village Community and the Catholic Community in Ganta, Nimba.
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I would like to thank our african cousins for the single most awesome outbreak ever.

Come one China and Russia, bomb the US and lets. get. this. party. STARTED!!!

ROBOTdancealien16doomsolfighter1smile_kissblairbabylmaonukejapanpmagentbyekitty
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I'm going to install treadmills all the way around my house.
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Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~

Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~

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When theres no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the earth
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Drudge linking!
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Liberia: Dead Ebola Patients Resurrect?

By Franklin Doloquee

Two Ebola patients, who died of the virus in separate communities in Nimba County have reportedly resurrected in the county. The victims, both females, believed to be in their 60s and 40s respectively, died of the Ebola virus recently in Hope Village Community and the Catholic Community in Ganta, Nimba.
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I would like to thank our african cousins for the single most awesome outbreak ever.

Come one China and Russia, bomb the US and lets. get. this. party. STARTED!!!

ROBOTdancealien16doomsolfighter1smile_kissblairbabylmaonukejapanpmagentbyekitty
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clappa
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I am curious to know if they were the bleeding out/turned to mush ebola victim or they just thought they had ebola?

could just be some random voodoo shit otherwise..

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I was just hoping for a run-of-the-mill pandemic, but HEY! Walking Dead Zombie DOOM works too!

5a
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09/24/2014 09:44 PM

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This was a joke survey but so apropos:

Two different magazines, Country Living and EBONY/Jet did surveys on

'WHAT DO PEOPLE FEAR MOST'?

The results were interesting, to say the least...

Country Living magazine's top three answers were:
1. Nuclear war/terrorist attack in U.S.
2. Child/spouse dying/terminal illness.
3. Terminal illness/self.

EBONY/Jet magazine's top three answers were:
1. Ghosts.
2. Dogs.
3. Registered mail.


We can now add a fourth to the list:

4.Ebola Zombies

Last Edited by ~kpm~ on 09/24/2014 09:45 PM
~With forethought and malice Whitless enacted an EO giving nursing homes immunity from wrongful death prosecutions, forced them to take in infected patients and is responsible for over 6500+ nursing home deaths~
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Welly, welly well.
Isn't his exactly how it would appear if it really WERE a
zed outbreak?

[link to www.foxnews.com]

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Ebola health workers attacked at burial in Sierra Leone
Published September 20, 2014
Associated Press

FREETOWN, Sierra Leone – A police official says health workers in Sierra Leone have come under attack while trying to bury the bodies of five Ebola victims east of the capital.
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Can you feel it? I know you can. It's a doomgasm.

Get down bitches! Let the fat girls go first!
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09/24/2014 09:49 PM
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But to the amazement of residents and onlookers on Monday, the deceased reportedly regained life in total disbelief. The NewDawn Nimba County correspondent said the late Dorris Quoi of Hope Village Community and the second victim only identified as Ma Kebeh, said to be in her late 60s, were about to be taken for burial when they resurrected.waitwhat
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09/24/2014 09:50 PM
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Accept this as the truth people. It's not debatable pigchef
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She probably wasn't dead. Mistakes have been made before
 Quoting: Bambi2U


This

It happens quite often.
 Quoting: MIgardener


It was two women. 40 yr old and 60 yr old both 'died' in different communities.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48687781


You're saying that it's more likely they came back from the dead than never died?
 Quoting: MIgardener


Nope. Don't have all the facts. Just pointing out that it was 2 women, not one, and in 2 different areas. Just kind of weird if you ask me.
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09/24/2014 09:51 PM
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From what I've seen at the cinema and DVD and VHS if you get bit you have between 30 seconds to a couple of days before you turn. Scary shit.

Strange times man. Strange times.
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The cure is to feign death!!! BINGO!
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Waiting for some Zazz stock tips before I cash all my chips in and hit the road to bugout.
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09/24/2014 09:54 PM
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Ebola victims getting bitey!!!

[link to www.breitbart.com]

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An unidentified nurse bitten by an Ebola patient in Sierra Leone was flown to Switzerland on Monday. He arrived at Geneva’s University Hospital to receive medical treatment. The bite occurred during a three-day shut down in the West African country in an effort to slow down the deadly disease.
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well raise my rent.

We can only presume that the nurse has turned and is being studied in Switzerland.

Shake you asses to the beat, people. Do it.
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Halloween is coming pump2


zombies
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Accept this as the truth people. It's not debatable pigchef
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That's the spirit.
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Heal the sick
Raise the dead
Make the little girls talk out of their head
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:laheyfucked4:
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lmao Classic.
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Finally loaded for me…

Nimba County has had bazaar news of Ebola cases with a native doctor from the county, who claimed that he could cure infected victims, dying of the virus himself last week.
 Quoting: [link to allafrica.com]


You'd think an official Africa news site would be able to spell "bizarre" properly. Is this news site even legit?
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Just curious but, why would you think that?
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Welly, welly well.
Isn't his exactly how it would appear if it really WERE a
zed outbreak?

[link to www.foxnews.com]

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Ebola health workers attacked at burial in Sierra Leone
Published September 20, 2014
Associated Press

FREETOWN, Sierra Leone – A police official says health workers in Sierra Leone have come under attack while trying to bury the bodies of five Ebola victims east of the capital.
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Can you feel it? I know you can. It's a doomgasm.

Get down bitches! Let the fat girls go first!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63233741


doomgasm
You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~

Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~

Have no regrets~~~





GLP