Anyone else get the shitz after eating chinese food?

your gut bacteria are either nonexistant or very upset with the food you choose to consume. Grow your own, cook your own, eat really food (no herbicide, no pesticide, heirloom seed, and natural minerals or non ammonia based fertilizers.

you probably ate some corn and soybean bastardized into seventy ingredients deep fried or cooked in more carcinogenic oil with maybe some hormone, antibiotic, and steroid laden meat, or if lucky a stray animals not exposed to such a diet and lifestyle.

No i eat chinese everyday.. no problem.

You probably went to a cheapy one & they might have used gutter oil.. next time ask the chef to eat first

A friend who was a health inspector told me the one thing you NEVER wanted to do was look under tables especially in the food prep area.

Don't know if it'll work for you, but yogurt seems to work good for me. Don't know why but does me good.

Or if we're gonna get goofy, maybe you & family are allergic to dog........... Just kidding!

OP google MSG

No, but 15 minutes later I'm hungry for catnip.

Stop going to the Chinese restaurant in the black side of town.

MSGs in grocery store bought chinese is the worst - akin to ingestion of petrochemicals

why..?

what is a black side of town?

it's perfectly natural, it's your body's way of saying it is ready for more yummy chinese food. DIG IN!!

Chinese weight loss program.

Eat day old Chinese food three meals a day for 5 days. Guaranteed you'll dump 10 - 15 pounds.

Literally

Op

Most Chinese are filthy people and you really need to be careful what places you eat at. You are better off finding a place that is owned by Chinese born here. If they come from China or Hong Kong their kitchens are often filthy and disgusting. They also use the worse meat and vegetables their cheap asses can find.

Was it cooked in delicious delicious gutter oil?

It's your body ridding itself of too much MSG combined with some sort of rodent/cat/dog/horse meat combo. Don't eat that shit. It's best for you to buy a wok and learn how to do it yourself.

Its a bonus , tastes great and free colon cleanse )

Whenever I get constipated, I go to Taco Bell. Works like Exlax and tastier too.

I do when I used to eat mcdonalds. that shit ain't even real meat!

so you kill your own rats and cook them in your own wok?

seems like just buying the chinese food would be easier!

Bang down a few shots of booze you'll be fine.

I once had liquid poop from eating Chinese. Mind you, most of what I ate was deep fried.

Ask for it w/o MSG next time and see how you do.

God only knows what they fed you.

I get the piss

I've done it. If the fried rice is too greasy then it will "grease the ways", if you know what I mean.

Next time take the family to a Korean barbeque restaurant instead. Best asian food there is.