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07/19/2006 03:24 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Our King Jesus Christ has promoted me as the airline steward to administrate His roll call for our itinerary to travel back home. If you're ready, then please sign up to join the rapture. If you're not ready, but wish for your name to be on the roll call anyway, then feel free to come register. Be sure to email or text message family, friends, neighbors and/or associates about our roll call. If they don't hear, then how will they know or be saved? Each name not on our Lord's roll call will be left behind when our Lord arrives to pick us up. Amen! Prov14:35 The king's favour is toward a wise servant: but his wrath is against him that causeth shame It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows (Epictetus). |
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07/19/2006 03:26 PM
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07/19/2006 03:27 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Bad news... the rapture ain't gonna happen. |
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07/19/2006 03:30 PM
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Attention Ladies and Gentlemen! Flight LAS 666 bound for Glory, Rapture and all points heavenward has been cancelled due to bad weather over Hoboken. This flight will be rescheduled when someone gives a damn. That is all. |
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07/19/2006 03:38 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | the only reason the return of Christ is mocked is because you are afraid to face HIM
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 114312Not mocking. Just pointing out that there will NOT be a rapture. That is a false teaching of the church. |
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07/19/2006 03:41 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | :missile1:  :missile2: :missile3: :fart2: :rpg:  :toe2:  |
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07/19/2006 03:45 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | the only reason the return of Christ is mocked is because you are afraid to face HIM
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 114312Yeah ....that's the ticket. |
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07/19/2006 03:52 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Jesus said we would be caught up to meet him in the air
just because some people wrongly call that "rapture" does not mean Jesus lied
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 114312After the shit hits the fan. Sorry to say but you're going thru tribulation, buddy. Unless you die first. |
