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How could this be.?????? ( FREAKY )

 
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So, what happened?
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How do i put this. Who ever coined the term dying of embarrassment was a liar. Do to the fact there is no death involved. I would welcome death at this point. It should be called suffering embarrassment.
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Re: How could this be.?????? ( FREAKY )
I shall put this in point form, It will be easier

Had dream

I was talking in my sleep during dream

Dream woke up my wife

Said dream girls name (MANY TIMES) in between grunting and...You get the picture.

Wife tells her asshole gossiping friends about said dream the next day.BUT TELLS ME NOTHING.

Those friends tell other fiends.

And those friends tell Jen.

Jen knows what time i get off work from said ASSHOLE GOSSIPING FRIENDS.

Waits for me at convenience store and drops the bomb as a joke she didn't know my wife hadn't talked to me about what i said during dream.

Now i sit here looking for a sharp knife to cut my wrists.Due to the fact half of the town knows this.
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09/29/2014 08:21 PM
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Trippy!
Leave it be though like the other posters said.
You try to talk to her and its not going to be sexy, she's gonna get Kathy bates like on your azz.
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I shall put this in point form, It will be easier

Had dream

I was talking in my sleep during dream

Dream woke up my wife

Said dream girls name (MANY TIMES) in between grunting and...You get the picture.

Wife tells her asshole gossiping friends about said dream the next day.BUT TELLS ME NOTHING.

Those friends tell other fiends.

And those friends tell Jen.

Jen knows what time i get off work from said ASSHOLE GOSSIPING FRIENDS.

Waits for me at convenience store and drops the bomb as a joke she didn't know my wife hadn't talked to me about what i said during dream.

Now i sit here looking for a sharp knife to cut my wrists.Due to the fact half of the town knows this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45545855




No doubt all the gossiping friends will be spreading the word about your phone call to Jen - and your wife will be wondering why you wanted to get your pet guppy groomed - oh dear....



xx
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09/29/2014 08:26 PM
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Re: How could this be.?????? ( FREAKY )
I shall put this in point form, It will be easier

Had dream

I was talking in my sleep during dream

Dream woke up my wife

Said dream girls name (MANY TIMES) in between grunting and...You get the picture.

Wife tells her asshole gossiping friends about said dream the next day.BUT TELLS ME NOTHING.

Those friends tell other fiends.

And those friends tell Jen.

Jen knows what time i get off work from said ASSHOLE GOSSIPING FRIENDS.

Waits for me at convenience store and drops the bomb as a joke she didn't know my wife hadn't talked to me about what i said during dream.

Now i sit here looking for a sharp knife to cut my wrists.Due to the fact half of the town knows this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45545855


Oh jesus...lololol!
I feel for ya!

Well...you wanted to know the truth and now you do.
Just be thankful it didnt go further.
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I shall put this in point form, It will be easier

Had dream

I was talking in my sleep during dream

Dream woke up my wife

Said dream girls name (MANY TIMES) in between grunting and...You get the picture.

Wife tells her asshole gossiping friends about said dream the next day.BUT TELLS ME NOTHING.

Those friends tell other fiends.

And those friends tell Jen.

Jen knows what time i get off work from said ASSHOLE GOSSIPING FRIENDS.

Waits for me at convenience store and drops the bomb as a joke she didn't know my wife hadn't talked to me about what i said during dream.

Now i sit here looking for a sharp knife to cut my wrists.Due to the fact half of the town knows this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45545855




No doubt all the gossiping friends will be spreading the word about your phone call to Jen - and your wife will be wondering why you wanted to get your pet guppy groomed - oh dear....



xx
 Quoting: redhouserebel



That phone call is going to be the cause of your wife's total humiliation and embarrassment all over town too now.


You idiot.




x
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And on the bright side, betcha you wont be having those dreams about her anymore!
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Trippy!
Leave it be though like the other posters said.
You try to talk to her and its not going to be sexy, she's gonna get Kathy bates like on your azz.
 Quoting: Revo/elation


She phoned my cell today 7 times i never answered. I heard she feel's bad about what she did.

I went from the greatest dream in my life to hiding because of embarrassment in 48 hrs. How ironic is that. Who ever controls this matrix is a ASSHOLE.
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Re: How could this be.?????? ( FREAKY )
I shall put this in point form, It will be easier

Had dream

I was talking in my sleep during dream

Dream woke up my wife

Said dream girls name (MANY TIMES) in between grunting and...You get the picture.

Wife tells her asshole gossiping friends about said dream the next day.BUT TELLS ME NOTHING.

Those friends tell other fiends.

And those friends tell Jen.

Jen knows what time i get off work from said ASSHOLE GOSSIPING FRIENDS.

Waits for me at convenience store and drops the bomb as a joke she didn't know my wife hadn't talked to me about what i said during dream.

Now i sit here looking for a sharp knife to cut my wrists.Due to the fact half of the town knows this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45545855




No doubt all the gossiping friends will be spreading the word about your phone call to Jen - and your wife will be wondering why you wanted to get your pet guppy groomed - oh dear....



xx
 Quoting: redhouserebel



That phone call is going to be the cause of your wife's total humiliation and embarrassment all over town too now.


You idiot.




x
 Quoting: redhouserebel


I was kinda looking for a little support here.
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Unless you are willing to exchange your current life for astral sex, i'd back away from that wannabe succubus.
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I shall put this in point form, It will be easier

Had dream

I was talking in my sleep during dream

Dream woke up my wife

Said dream girls name (MANY TIMES) in between grunting and...You get the picture.

Wife tells her asshole gossiping friends about said dream the next day.BUT TELLS ME NOTHING.

Those friends tell other fiends.

And those friends tell Jen.

Jen knows what time i get off work from said ASSHOLE GOSSIPING FRIENDS.

Waits for me at convenience store and drops the bomb as a joke she didn't know my wife hadn't talked to me about what i said during dream.

Now i sit here looking for a sharp knife to cut my wrists.Due to the fact half of the town knows this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45545855




No doubt all the gossiping friends will be spreading the word about your phone call to Jen - and your wife will be wondering why you wanted to get your pet guppy groomed - oh dear....



xx
 Quoting: redhouserebel



That phone call is going to be the cause of your wife's total humiliation and embarrassment all over town too now.


You idiot.




x
 Quoting: redhouserebel


I was kinda looking for a little support here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45545855




You are so selfish - it is all about you - you forgot your wife in all of this - and you aren't considering her now - it is all about you even though you caused all of this - get off the net and go love your wife. I have zero sympathy for you right now.
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Sucks man. Like was stated earlier, you were being tested. You failed.
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No doubt all the gossiping friends will be spreading the word about your phone call to Jen - and your wife will be wondering why you wanted to get your pet guppy groomed - oh dear....



xx
 Quoting: redhouserebel



That phone call is going to be the cause of your wife's total humiliation and embarrassment all over town too now.


You idiot.




x
 Quoting: redhouserebel


I was kinda looking for a little support here.
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You are so selfish - it is all about you - you forgot your wife in all of this - and you aren't considering her now - it is all about you even though you caused all of this - get off the net and go love your wife. I have zero sympathy for you right now.
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Really???? Why in the hell did she not tell me about the dream and what i said during said dream but tells all her GOSSIPING FRIENDS...
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That phone call is going to be the cause of your wife's total humiliation and embarrassment all over town too now.


You idiot.




x
 Quoting: redhouserebel


I was kinda looking for a little support here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45545855




You are so selfish - it is all about you - you forgot your wife in all of this - and you aren't considering her now - it is all about you even though you caused all of this - get off the net and go love your wife. I have zero sympathy for you right now.
 Quoting: redhouserebel


Really???? Why in the hell did she not tell me about the dream and what i said during said dream but tells all her GOSSIPING FRIENDS...
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She possibly felt very shocked and rejected by you saying this other woman's name - and this maybe created a separation between the two of you - causing her to go seek help and advice or comfort from her friends - she probably was too gutted to face you with what she had overheard - can you really not figure it out - how much you have hurt her - and then rang this bird on top of it being all over town???



YOU OWE YOUR MISSES BIG TIME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I could help you - but I don't think you deserve it.


xx
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There is only one way out of this now...

You need to go back to the gas station/store...

Get a fold out magazine sized photograph of Oprah...

Drop your pants in the parking lot and get to fapping...

Screaming Oprah...Oprah...Oprah...

Make sure plenty of people see you...

They will forget all about that other fucked up story...

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I was kinda looking for a little support here.
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You are so selfish - it is all about you - you forgot your wife in all of this - and you aren't considering her now - it is all about you even though you caused all of this - get off the net and go love your wife. I have zero sympathy for you right now.
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Really???? Why in the hell did she not tell me about the dream and what i said during said dream but tells all her GOSSIPING FRIENDS...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45545855



She possibly felt very shocked and rejected by you saying this other woman's name - and this maybe created a separation between the two of you - causing her to go seek help and advice or comfort from her friends - she probably was too gutted to face you with what she had overheard - can you really not figure it out - how much you have hurt her - and then rang this bird on top of it being all over town???



YOU OWE YOUR MISSES BIG TIME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I could help you - but I don't think you deserve it.


xx
 Quoting: redhouserebel


I had a dream.. A DREAM i can't control that. CAN YOU.
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OP, you were told over and over again in this thread to let it go. Or, at the very least go talk to your wife about it first. But NOOOOOO!

You walked right into it, and I have no sympathy for you at all.
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I'm betting you let someone else in on this dream at some point throughout the day. It is a small town, as you say.
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Now i sit here looking for a sharp knife to cut my wrists.Due to the fact half of the town knows this.
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Not just half the town...?

You are like an International Renown Moran now...

A good cluster of people on GLP know your story...

You are right up there with the A-1 Steak Sauce guy in my book.

Congratulations, you have achieved a whole new level of Moranosity.
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You are so selfish - it is all about you - you forgot your wife in all of this - and you aren't considering her now - it is all about you even though you caused all of this - get off the net and go love your wife. I have zero sympathy for you right now.
 Quoting: redhouserebel


Really???? Why in the hell did she not tell me about the dream and what i said during said dream but tells all her GOSSIPING FRIENDS...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45545855



She possibly felt very shocked and rejected by you saying this other woman's name - and this maybe created a separation between the two of you - causing her to go seek help and advice or comfort from her friends - she probably was too gutted to face you with what she had overheard - can you really not figure it out - how much you have hurt her - and then rang this bird on top of it being all over town???



YOU OWE YOUR MISSES BIG TIME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I could help you - but I don't think you deserve it.


xx
 Quoting: redhouserebel


I had a dream.. A DREAM i can't control that. CAN YOU.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45545855




There is one fundamental rule in life and that is not to cause harm - so when making decisions in future - just remember that and it should make things easier - maybe you could not control your dream - but you did not need to contact this married woman behind your wifey's back.


To answer your question - if i had a dream about a married man - i would not feel cause to contact that person - in fact i would obliterate all thought from my mind.

If i was married - I would not show interest in other men - i would love my husband only.


xx
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You are so selfish - it is all about you - you forgot your wife in all of this - and you aren't considering her now - it is all about you even though you caused all of this - get off the net and go love your wife. I have zero sympathy for you right now.
 Quoting: redhouserebel


Really???? Why in the hell did she not tell me about the dream and what i said during said dream but tells all her GOSSIPING FRIENDS...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45545855



She possibly felt very shocked and rejected by you saying this other woman's name - and this maybe created a separation between the two of you - causing her to go seek help and advice or comfort from her friends - she probably was too gutted to face you with what she had overheard - can you really not figure it out - how much you have hurt her - and then rang this bird on top of it being all over town???



YOU OWE YOUR MISSES BIG TIME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I could help you - but I don't think you deserve it.


xx
 Quoting: redhouserebel


I had a dream.. A DREAM i can't control that. CAN YOU.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45545855


Of course not, but you had complete control over using your phone. Temptation isn't wrong until you act on it. The minute you dialed that number you chose sin.
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Be afraid.
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Very afraid.
And run.
Dont look back.
It was an alien. Abduction preparations.
Aliens.
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OP, you were told over and over again in this thread to let it go. Or, at the very least go talk to your wife about it first. But NOOOOOO!

You walked right into it, and I have no sympathy for you at all.
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I had a dream my wife chose not to tell me about the dream or what i said. The girl in the dream confronts me the next day and tells me about the dream. Keep in mind i said nothing to ANYONE ABOUT THIS DREAM IN THIS TOWN...And im the bad guy.
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Really???? Why in the hell did she not tell me about the dream and what i said during said dream but tells all her GOSSIPING FRIENDS...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45545855



She possibly felt very shocked and rejected by you saying this other woman's name - and this maybe created a separation between the two of you - causing her to go seek help and advice or comfort from her friends - she probably was too gutted to face you with what she had overheard - can you really not figure it out - how much you have hurt her - and then rang this bird on top of it being all over town???



YOU OWE YOUR MISSES BIG TIME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I could help you - but I don't think you deserve it.


xx
 Quoting: redhouserebel


I had a dream.. A DREAM i can't control that. CAN YOU.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45545855


Of course not, but you had complete control over using your phone. Temptation isn't wrong until you act on it. The minute you dialed that number you chose sin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62822864


I just wanted to talk to her to find out HOW SHE KNEW ABOUT THE DREAM....Holy shit.. I spelled out everything what happened and im the bad guy. FUCK IT..
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I'm betting you let someone else in on this dream at some point throughout the day. It is a small town, as you say.
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No i didn't i was working by myself. I have a dream i see the girl the next day and im the one who is at fault. This is bullshit. I did nothing wrong.
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I spelled out everything what happened and im the bad guy. FUCK IT..
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Don't let the smart-ass morons around here get to you.

It's easy to take the high ground when they are an outside observer.

I'll bet most of them have done far worse...

You definitely got hosed on this one Pal, that's pretty messed up the way those bitches played you.

Suck it up and move on...

That, was a classic GLP story.
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Last night i had a dream about a girl. I know this girl from school but never hung out with her and she never hung out with my crowd. With this being said she is really pretty and has a great body. I won't go into details here about the dream but she was all i could think of all day it was erotic on a new level. Im sure everyone reading this has had these dreams.

After work i pull into the local convenience store to gas up my truck,jump out and low and behold who is looking at me across the parking lot sitting in her car.I haven't seen this girl in 15 years since school and in a town of 2000 people this is odd. But there she is!!!!

I get to gassing up my truck and watch her walk into the store thinking to myself " Well this is odd " Finish gassing up walk in to the store and she meets me at the door and has a great big smile and says hi. I say hey hows it going. She walks past and says awesome. Pay the cashier and walk back out to my truck. Keep in mind 5 people i know are gassing up (Small town) She drives up and yells to me " Sometimes sex is best when sleeping Ehhh!!!! And she drives away.

I almost fell to my knees. WTF!!! WTF!!!! how can this be it happened 2 hrs ago and im still shook to the core HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN...Not to mention all the people gassing up heard this. And im married. Christ now i want to talk to her. WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS.......Freaking my ass out.
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I spelled out everything what happened and im the bad guy. FUCK IT..
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Don't let the smart-ass morons around here get to you.

It's easy to take the high ground when they are an outside observer.

I'll bet most of them have done far worse...

You definitely got hosed on this one Pal, that's pretty messed up the way those bitches played you.

Suck it up and move on...

That, was a classic GLP story.
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It's just the truth. Now i suffer. Wife is pissed off. Girl i dreamt of is phoning me every 2 hrs. And as of 20 min ago my mom and dad are phoning me asking WTF is going on.Friends are busting my ass making jokes. IT WAS JUST A FUCKING DREAM.Everyone here is crucifying me. Had enough of this shit.

Im out.
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I shall put this in point form, It will be easier

Had dream

I was talking in my sleep during dream

Dream woke up my wife

Said dream girls name (MANY TIMES) in between grunting and...You get the picture.

Wife tells her asshole gossiping friends about said dream the next day.BUT TELLS ME NOTHING.

Those friends tell other fiends.

And those friends tell Jen.

Jen knows what time i get off work from said ASSHOLE GOSSIPING FRIENDS.

Waits for me at convenience store and drops the bomb as a joke she didn't know my wife hadn't talked to me about what i said during dream.

Now i sit here looking for a sharp knife to cut my wrists.Due to the fact half of the town knows this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45545855




No doubt all the gossiping friends will be spreading the word about your phone call to Jen - and your wife will be wondering why you wanted to get your pet guppy groomed - oh dear....



xx
 Quoting: redhouserebel



That phone call is going to be the cause of your wife's total humiliation and embarrassment all over town too now.


You idiot.




x
 Quoting: redhouserebel


I was kinda looking for a little support here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45545855


Why would you look for support when pretty much EVERYONE told you not to do it?
But Lord, he stinketh!

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