When a cop asks for your ID, wave your hands and say "You don't need to see my id."

Before you state your right not to be IDd :) (can't spell it) look hard at the cop.

Is he pissed off? Does he look mean? Do you really want to take a chance?

And then give him the ID. Get away from him as fast as you can. They have friends and they knock you down and kick you and like to kill you for not giving an ID these days.

Or just state your rights.

All you need to do is laugh like a pig, throw in some snorting and then say here you go piggy, while handing over your ID.

They love it.

This is an especially good tactic if you don't like your own teeth

Say "I'm retarded, sir--------please go easy on me!"

Why doesn't someone have printed cards that say, wait for it-

ID

on it?

Submissive people are the reason we are in chains.

To have to show ID, one must be first accused of a crime. No crime? No ID required.

Being able to identify yourself is different than carrying an ID. If you can identify yourself and they will check to see if you are telling the truth, you're not breaking the law like so many dumbasses think you are by not carrying an ID.