just injected A1 steak sauce (trip report)

After reading a post here about A1 increasing the human aura, i had to try this. i began by preparing a cold shot of A1 in a brand new spoon, as to avoid any possible mixture from my other usual spoon. As i drew up the sauce into my needle, i felt a slight sense of apprehension, but continued on my quest, convinced that i had discovered the next drug craze.

when i pushed the plunger down, my entire visual field was covered by fractals, they quickly faded away, and i was floating in space, communicating telepathically with a ball of light.

i talked for what felt like forever with God (ball of light), most of which i will not talk about because it was so personal to me. but he told me one bit of advice that i think we could all use.

He said "be fruitful, and multifry."

as soon as God finished telling me that, i flew through a wormhole back into my body, only to find the needle only half empty and still in my arm. it had only been 20 seconds, and my aura is now so bright that my cat is blind.

ask me a question.