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Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???

 
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Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
Come on, shouldn't public restrooms be used almost exclusively for number one only???

Can't we all hold number 2 until we get home most of the time?

Is it really rude to go number two in public???

Who all agrees here?!?!?!?!?
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Also, like Tosh said, isn't a post shower crap disgusting?!?!?!

He said, just go back to bed and start all over aging!! Yuck!!

Yuck!!
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Re: Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
bump

Bump for curtsey flush!!!!

At least!!!!
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Re: Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
Well, I guess the world is full of nasty crappers!!!!

It's Ms. Jackson, if your Nasty!!
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Re: Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
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emergencies, like when you have the shits from ebola? yes i wouldnt want that in my house.
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Re: Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
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emergencies, like when you have the shits from ebola? yes i wouldnt want that in my house.
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Not your house, haha. dummm arse, their house! :-)

Hahahahahah!

Everybody needs to shit in their own house and not force their anal vapors on the nostrils of the innocent peeeee-ers!! The nice number one folks of the world!
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Re: Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
There's a homeless guy outside, about 100 yards from me, shitting in a bush as I type this. I would love it if he used a public restroom.
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Re: Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
There's a homeless guy outside, about 100 yards from me, shitting in a bush as I type this. I would love it if he used a public restroom.
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Homeless qualifies as an emergency.

I'm talking about the crapping masses that have homes with many bathrooms and either are too lazy to go at their own homes or they may get pleasure that they won't admit to by subjecting others to their anal hole/fecal matter gasses!!
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Re: Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
There's a homeless guy outside, about 100 yards from me, shitting in a bush as I type this. I would love it if he used a public restroom.
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Homeless qualifies as an emergency.

I'm talking about the crapping masses that have homes with many bathrooms and either are too lazy to go at their own homes or they may get pleasure that they won't admit to by subjecting others to their anal hole/fecal matter gasses!!
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And if you are not within range of your home? Then what?
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Re: Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
There's a homeless guy outside, about 100 yards from me, shitting in a bush as I type this. I would love it if he used a public restroom.
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Homeless qualifies as an emergency.

I'm talking about the crapping masses that have homes with many bathrooms and either are too lazy to go at their own homes or they may get pleasure that they won't admit to by subjecting others to their anal hole/fecal matter gasses!!
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And if you are not within range of your home? Then what?
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Hold it, we can do that.
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Re: Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
There's a homeless guy outside, about 100 yards from me, shitting in a bush as I type this. I would love it if he used a public restroom.
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Homeless qualifies as an emergency.

I'm talking about the crapping masses that have homes with many bathrooms and either are too lazy to go at their own homes or they may get pleasure that they won't admit to by subjecting others to their anal hole/fecal matter gasses!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63625125


Some of us are extremely regular and shit several times a day. If I waited to leave the house until I was done crapping I'd never leave the house.

It's not my first pick to go anywhere but home but sometimes nature calls when I am away from home.

*shrugs*

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Re: Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
There's a homeless guy outside, about 100 yards from me, shitting in a bush as I type this. I would love it if he used a public restroom.
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Homeless qualifies as an emergency.

I'm talking about the crapping masses that have homes with many bathrooms and either are too lazy to go at their own homes or they may get pleasure that they won't admit to by subjecting others to their anal hole/fecal matter gasses!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63625125


And if you are not within range of your home? Then what?
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Hold it, we can do that.
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I don't think so. My office is 45 miles from my home, and takes over 2 hours in traffic to go from one to the other. YOU hold it. I'm walking down the hall and taking a shit.
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Homeless qualifies as an emergency.

I'm talking about the crapping masses that have homes with many bathrooms and either are too lazy to go at their own homes or they may get pleasure that they won't admit to by subjecting others to their anal hole/fecal matter gasses!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63625125


And if you are not within range of your home? Then what?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49404025


Hold it, we can do that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63625125


I don't think so. My office is 45 miles from my home, and takes over 2 hours in traffic to go from one to the other. YOU hold it. I'm walking down the hall and taking a shit.
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You could try eating less! It is good for loosing weight and shitting less!!

When I see folks eating huge amounts of food, even pretty gals, I can't help but think, what goes in, must come out!!

Yuck!!
Ha!

pigchef
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And if you are not within range of your home? Then what?
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Hold it, we can do that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63625125


I don't think so. My office is 45 miles from my home, and takes over 2 hours in traffic to go from one to the other. YOU hold it. I'm walking down the hall and taking a shit.
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You could try eating less! It is good for loosing weight and shitting less!!

When I see folks eating huge amounts of food, even pretty gals, I can't help but think, what goes in, must come out!!

Yuck!!
Ha!

pigchef
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I eat once per day. That's it.
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Re: Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
You could try eating less! It is good for loosing weight and shitting less!!

When I see folks eating huge amounts of food, even pretty gals, I can't help but think, what goes in, must come out!!

Yuck!!
Ha!

pigchef
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I'm 5'6" and weight 109. Yeah, I'll just cut down on my eating. That's sounds like a fabulous idea. Maybe when I get to skin and bones I can stop eating entirely.
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Re: Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
And for those at work, I'd be careful!

When it come times for a layoff, having pealed that paint off the bathroom walls quite often may become a factor in their decision!! Just saying!!
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Wen da poop wanna come out, it come out. fight
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I think its funny. I wait until I have to take a poop. Then when I see someone go in at work, I rush in and drop a duce. And sit and listen for them to choke up lol.
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I don't even need to add anything to this thread as OP shit all over it.poop
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Re: Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
No. When ya gotta go, u should go, it's not healthy to hold it. Besides its freakin natural, everybody shits, I don't understand why people make a big deal about it. Bathrooms might stink because people have to shit, get over it.
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And for those at work, I'd be careful!

When it come times for a layoff, having pealed that paint off the bathroom walls quite often may become a factor in their decision!! Just saying!!
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Yikes! I'm in trouble then...better start scanning Indeed.com again. My Plan B (for BM) of course.
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I used to be a PI doing surveillance 12-16 hours a day. In that environment you develop a hierarchy of places to take a public doot.

My first choice was always sauntering into the lobby of a nice hotel like you're staying there. They always have a crapatorium near the elevators, usually in good repair and condition. Copping a public squat is so much more relaxing at the Hilton with classical music in the background. Grab some free coffee on your way out too, and maybe a bagel...
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And for those at work, I'd be careful!

When it come times for a layoff, having pealed that paint off the bathroom walls quite often may become a factor in their decision!! Just saying!!
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Yikes! I'm in trouble then...better start scanning Indeed.com again. My Plan B (for BM) of course.
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No Shit!!
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Re: Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
Well, I guess the world is full of nasty crappers!!!!

It's Ms. Jackson, if your Nasty!!
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

cruise
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Re: Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
Also, like Tosh 2.0 said, isn't a post shower crap disgusting?!?!?!

He said, just go back to bed and start all over aging!! Yuck!!

Yuck!!
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This must be a great Wise Man of some importance in your country.

Wise words are to be proud of...
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Re: Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
Also, like Tosh 2.0 said, isn't a post shower crap disgusting?!?!?!

He said, just go back to bed and start all over aging!! Yuck!!

Yuck!!
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This must be a great Wise Man of some importance in your country.

Wise words are to be proud of...
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agreed.
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You can bring your house with you, like a turtle. Depends adult diapers keep you covered all day. No wasting time in the shitter, go anytime/any place as you work.
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Re: Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
You can bring your house with you, like a turtle. Depends adult diapers keep you covered all day. No wasting time in the shitter, go anytime/any place as you work.
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Just do not eat a lot...what goes in must come out!!

Supermodels on Atkins diet can really peel the paint off the walls with their anal vapors!!

According to the janitors at beauty contests!!

My uncle is one!
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You can bring your house with you, like a turtle. Depends adult diapers keep you covered all day. No wasting time in the shitter, go anytime/any place as you work.
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Just do not eat a lot...what goes in must come out!!

Supermodels on Atkins diet can really peel the paint off the walls with their anal vapors!!

According to the janitors at beauty contests!!

My uncle is one!
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uncle??

Ha!cruise
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Re: Something we all can agree upon!! Shouldn't we only crap at home except for emergencies???
Also, like Tosh 2.0 said, isn't a post shower crap disgusting?!?!?!

He said, just go back to bed and start all over aging!! Yuck!!

Yuck!!
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This must be a great Wise Man of some importance in your country.

Wise words are to be proud of...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63722331



HA! A wise man! Hahahahaha!





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