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Am I properly stocked for ebola?

 
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10/15/2014 04:21 PM
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Am I properly stocked for ebola?
Guys I'm REALLY freaked out this is in America. Luckily I've been stocking up for a while. Here's what I have so far:

- 12 bottles of water (fiji)
- 2 bags of lays potato chips (regular, not wavy)
- 1 whole chicken
- 16 bandaids
- half a bottle of purell hand sanitizer. (green, not clear)
- a ham radio
- a clove of garlic
- step by step instructions from ghettomunk's nitrile gloves thread
- season 2 of saved by the bell on vhs
- a cyanide tablet
- a flask of whiskey
- paper clips
- rubber bands
- a compass
- 12 aa batteries
- 5 gallons of gas I siphoned from my neighbor's car

....Am I missing anything? Help!
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10/15/2014 04:24 PM
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Re: Am I properly stocked for ebola?
Guys I'm REALLY freaked out this is in America. Luckily I've been stocking up for a while. Here's what I have so far:

- 12 bottles of water (fiji)
- 2 bags of lays potato chips (regular, not wavy)
- 1 whole chicken
- 16 bandaids
- half a bottle of purell hand sanitizer. (green, not clear)
- a ham radio
- a clove of garlic
- step by step instructions from ghettomunk's nitrile gloves thread
- season 2 of saved by the bell on vhs
- a cyanide tablet
- a flask of whiskey
- paper clips
- rubber bands
- a compass
- 12 aa batteries
- 5 gallons of gas I siphoned from my neighbor's car

....Am I missing anything? Help!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64105747


Nope, you pretty much got it covered. The only thing I see that you forgot is something shinny to distract others with.
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10/15/2014 04:25 PM

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Re: Am I properly stocked for ebola?
The gas is going to make the chicken taste like shit. I'd use broth/cooking stock instead.
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10/15/2014 04:26 PM
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10/15/2014 04:27 PM
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Re: Am I properly stocked for ebola?
Guys I'm REALLY freaked out this is in America. Luckily I've been stocking up for a while. Here's what I have so far:

- 12 bottles of water (fiji)
- 2 bags of lays potato chips (regular, not wavy)
- 1 whole chicken
- 16 bandaids
- half a bottle of purell hand sanitizer. (green, not clear)
- a ham radio
- a clove of garlic
- step by step instructions from ghettomunk's nitrile gloves thread
- season 2 of saved by the bell on vhs
- a cyanide tablet
- a flask of whiskey
- paper clips
- rubber bands
- a compass
- 12 aa batteries
- 5 gallons of gas I siphoned from my neighbor's car

....Am I missing anything? Help!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64105747


No gloves?
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10/15/2014 04:27 PM
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Re: Am I properly stocked for ebola?
you forgot a first aid kit! bo problem just view my thread right here:

Thread: just got my new trauma first aid kits in.. what do u think ??
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/15/2014 04:28 PM
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Re: Am I properly stocked for ebola?
Guys I'm REALLY freaked out this is in America. Luckily I've been stocking up for a while. Here's what I have so far:

- 12 bottles of water (fiji)
- 2 bags of lays potato chips (regular, not wavy)
- 1 whole chicken
- 16 bandaids
- half a bottle of purell hand sanitizer. (green, not clear)
- a ham radio
- a clove of garlic
- step by step instructions from ghettomunk's nitrile gloves thread
- season 2 of saved by the bell on vhs
- a cyanide tablet
- a flask of whiskey
- paper clips
- rubber bands
- a compass
- 12 aa batteries
- 5 gallons of gas I siphoned from my neighbor's car

....Am I missing anything? Help!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64105747


No gloves?
 Quoting: Canuck_Hillbilly


I'm wearing the gloves and a mask 24/7. Should I have also mentioned a shirt, pants, and socks?
Anonymous Coward
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10/15/2014 04:30 PM
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Re: Am I properly stocked for ebola?
Don't forget the knee high boots for all of the bullshit you're wading in.
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10/15/2014 04:30 PM
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Re: Am I properly stocked for ebola?
Guys I'm REALLY freaked out this is in America. Luckily I've been stocking up for a while. Here's what I have so far:

- 12 bottles of water (fiji)
- 2 bags of lays potato chips (regular, not wavy)
- 1 whole chicken
- 16 bandaids
- half a bottle of purell hand sanitizer. (green, not clear)
- a ham radio
- a clove of garlic
- step by step instructions from ghettomunk's nitrile gloves thread
- season 2 of saved by the bell on vhs
- a cyanide tablet
- a flask of whiskey
- paper clips
- rubber bands
- a compass
- 12 aa batteries
- 5 gallons of gas I siphoned from my neighbor's car

....Am I missing anything? Help!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64105747


Yep, no shovel
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10/15/2014 04:32 PM
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Re: Am I properly stocked for ebola?
shop vac

so you can suck up all the fluids and dissolved internal organs that waterfall out of your asss
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10/15/2014 04:32 PM
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Re: Am I properly stocked for ebola?
Box of frozen egg rolls and 2 corn cob holders should complete your list!
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10/15/2014 04:35 PM
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USB backup of all your good porn?





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