The Pivotal Choice in Obama's Life comes in 2017

Just how will this magnetic man decide to live his Post-Presidential Years

1. Become Head of the UN

2. Become Czar of Africa

3. Retire in Palm Springs

4. Work as a 'consultant' for a Clean Energy Company

5. Travel the world and inspire others with his speeches

6. Get Divorced and marry Kamala Harris

7. Go back to Chicago and become Shadow Ruler of the city

8. Go to Hawaii and become the Tribal King

9. Start the Obama Foundation to help build societies across the world