A Quick Test To See If You Might Be Programmed

there are many more

if you listen to your footsteps

barring any physical reason

if your footsteps are far from equal, you are programmed

lol if you try to pay attention to all those different things all the time you'd end up traumatically programmed imo

when you drive, if you lean left or right from the center of the wheel, you are programmed

barring any physical reason like maybe the car you drive is too small and you are big, so you lean, that is not what i am talking about

if you are triggered
programmed

if you visit GLP
programmed

if you listen to me
programmed

if you don't listen at all
programmed

A quick test to see if you are programmed..

Do you leave the TV on, even when you are not watching it?

If you are sitting in a room, and the TV isn't on, does it feel weird?

there is a simple Photoshop test you can do with your face

If you can twirl your right pinky finger, lift your left leg up to the side, point your nose in an eastward direction, and sing Sir-Mix-A-Lot's "I Like Big Butts"...all at the same time, you might be programmed.

hear when the tv is on from the next room
programmed

hear a ringing in your ears when it is turned off
programmed

shill
programmed

take a photo of your face from straight ahead, split it vertically so the left and right sides are in separate layers, reverse on of them, if they are not able to match up...

barring any physical reason
programmed

What if I can ONLY raise both eyebrows at the same time, and cannot raise one either by itself?

clarification

reverse one of the layers, so they are both facing the same way, it is checking the symmetry between your two halves

that is how this all works

programmed

But what if I'm not programmed? Barring any physical reason, of course.

here is a step-by-step on the photoshop facial test

take a photo of your face from straight in front of your nose

split it into two layers so each side, the left and right, are in separate layers.

reverse one of the layers

reduce the opacity of the front layer so you can move it over and see how it matches up with the other side.

is there any symmetry?

if not
programmed

if you cannot move you eyebrows independently and there is no physical reason, i wonder what the answer is

What if I take a photo of my eyebrows from straight ahead, split it vertically so the left and right sides are in separate layers, reverse one of them, and if they are not able to match up...programmed?

Barring any physical reason, yes.

in other words, you should be able to raise your left eye brow, then raise your right eye brow, man i can't believe i need to be this specific but i do

being able to lift both eye brows up and down does not count, they have to move independently

barring any physical reason

You didn't know how specific you needed to be?
programmed

My left eye Swince

Oh No

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programmed

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the perks of being programmed are good

btw my left eye brow was lost in a tragic boating accident with my nightstand and the glock

Why were you boating with your nightstand and glock?
programmed

the steak tastes delicious

not having a tragic boating accident with your firerms
programmed