smashing a pastie

I dated an 18 year old from Northern Michigan back in the day. For those of you who don't know, that's the home of pasty's.

Anyway the mom had made some for lunch one day and I was like yea i love how pasties taste, as in the nipple cover. I didn't know what they were.

This uptight family got all quiet and finally corrected my pronunciation. My GF blushed because I had just sucked on her hooters for her first time like the night before.

Ameritards don't get it. W

why would they steal their name from a punk band that's been around for almost 40 years?

like calling youself the clash or something.

is it because it has the word 'cock' and that's all the creative muster these clowns could come up with?

probably